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(Belfast Telegraph)   Teen takes over plane after pilot collapses, is talked along by ground control: "Can you fly this plane and land it? Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) divider line 93
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2014-01-26 08:43:14 AM
He was too young to have gotten over Macho Grande though.
 
2014-01-26 09:00:26 AM
Does he like gladiator movies?
 
2014-01-26 09:09:36 AM
AND he had the lasagna.
 
2014-01-26 09:11:28 AM
Flying a plane is just like riding a bike, it is just a lot harder to put cards in the spokes.
 
2014-01-26 10:04:33 AM
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
 
2014-01-26 10:05:24 AM
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
 
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2014-01-26 10:06:27 AM
Was his name Joey?

 
2014-01-26 10:06:50 AM
"Keeping it up wasn't a problem, it was the landing part I wasn't sure of,"

We're gonna have to come in pretty low on this approach. It's just something you have to do ... when you land.
 
2014-01-26 10:08:11 AM
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2014-01-26 10:08:31 AM
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2014-01-26 10:10:33 AM
They took the pilot to the hospital.
 
2014-01-26 10:10:41 AM
Nice headline, subby. Next time, read the article. You can be funny and accurate at the same time.
 
2014-01-26 10:11:41 AM

ChubbyTiger: They took the pilot to the hospital.


The back-and-forth really loses something when you're typing instead of speaking....but..

The hospital? What is it?
 
2014-01-26 10:12:43 AM
It's easy. You push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. You pull the stick back, the houses get smaller. You keep pulling back, and the houses get bigger again.
 
2014-01-26 10:13:58 AM

fatbear: ChubbyTiger: They took the pilot to the hospital.

The back-and-forth really loses something when you're typing instead of speaking....but..

The hospital? What is it?


It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now.
 
2014-01-26 10:16:40 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: It's easy. You push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. You pull the stick back, the houses get smaller. You keep pulling back, and the houses get bigger again.


And keep the blue half of the window at the top.*

*May not be valid over the ocean.
 
2014-01-26 10:17:06 AM
Nervous?
 
2014-01-26 10:17:26 AM
Here Johnny, what can you make out of this?
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2014-01-26 10:18:02 AM

Primitive Screwhead: Nervous?


Yes.
 
2014-01-26 10:18:26 AM

LonMead: Primitive Screwhead: Nervous?

Yes.


First time?
 
2014-01-26 10:18:59 AM

Primitive Screwhead: LonMead: Primitive Screwhead: Nervous?

Yes.

First time?


No, I've been nervous lots of times.
 
2014-01-26 10:21:30 AM

LonMead: Primitive Screwhead: LonMead: Primitive Screwhead: Nervous?

Yes.

First time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.


:)


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2014-01-26 10:21:59 AM

MatrixOutsider: It's an entirely different kind of flying.


It's an entirely different kind of flying.
 
2014-01-26 10:23:54 AM
You called?
 
2014-01-26 10:26:37 AM

fatbear: Nice headline, subby. Next time, read the article. You can be funny and accurate at the same time.


What a pisser
 
2014-01-26 10:26:58 AM
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Julie knew how to take care of pilot collapse.
 
2014-01-26 10:27:55 AM

Silentbob768768: fatbear: Nice headline, subby. Next time, read the article. You can be funny and accurate at the same time.

What a pisser


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2014-01-26 10:33:05 AM
This fog is getting thicker...
 
2014-01-26 10:33:34 AM

snochick: This fog is getting thicker...


And Leon's getting larger.
 
2014-01-26 10:34:52 AM

LonMead: Here Johnny, what can you make out of this?


Why, a broach or a pterodactyl...
 
2014-01-26 10:35:17 AM

LonMead: Here Johnny, what can you make out of this?


I can make a hat, a brooch or a pterodactyl!
 
2014-01-26 10:35:49 AM

snochick: This fog is getting thicker...


And Leon's getting larrrrrrrrger.
 
2014-01-26 10:35:54 AM

FirstNationalBastard: LonMead: Here Johnny, what can you make out of this?

Why, a broach or a pterodactyl...


Bah, stupid swype.
 
2014-01-26 10:37:00 AM
This is an amazing story! Ok boys, lets get some pictures.

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2014-01-26 10:37:39 AM
Golly!
 
2014-01-26 10:38:39 AM
I don't see how the kid needed to be talked down. He was flying on instruments.
 
2014-01-26 10:38:48 AM
"Fly, yes. Land, no," -Henry Jones Jr.
 
2014-01-26 10:39:38 AM
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2014-01-26 10:40:08 AM
You know what they say: see a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em.
 
2014-01-26 10:40:53 AM

black_knight: I don't see how the kid needed to be talked down. He was flying on instruments.


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2014-01-26 10:40:53 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
 
2014-01-26 10:42:05 AM
I hope he doesn't develop a drinking problem.
 
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2014-01-26 10:44:14 AM
ATC: He's  all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an  asshole!
 
2014-01-26 10:45:33 AM
I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
 
2014-01-26 10:46:11 AM
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2014-01-26 10:46:36 AM
I used to bang a Vietnamese chick named Shirley.  Upon arriving in the U.S. one of the first TV shows her expecting parents saw was Laverne and Shirley.  They decided that Shirley sounded like a good American name.  I used to constantly say, "Shirley, you cant be serious" to her.  Great times.  She also had a vice-like pussy, which was even better.
 
2014-01-26 10:46:44 AM
Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!
 
2014-01-26 10:48:02 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I hope he doesn't develop a drinking problem.


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2014-01-26 10:54:27 AM
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
 
2014-01-26 10:54:56 AM
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"Well, I'll give him another twenty minutes, but that's it!"
 
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