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(SeattlePI)   Once again displaying his class and civility, Ted Nugent calls President Obama a 'subhuman mongrel' and says Hillary Clinton has 'spare scrotums'   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 145
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2014-01-26 09:51:15 AM
Repeat. From like two weeks ago.
 
2014-01-26 10:07:02 AM
Are there any pictures of Andy Kaufman and Ted Nugent in the same place at the same time? Because the stupidity coming out of Nugent's mouth has got to be some sort of bizarre performance art that none of us really get.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-26 10:44:48 AM
Does he know who ELSE thought people they didn't like were subhuman mongrels?
 
2014-01-26 10:47:00 AM
"Treasonous acts that are clearly apparent"

That no one can ever name or specify...
 
2014-01-26 10:47:08 AM
The fact that Nugent is on the board of the NRA is really the only thing one needs to know about either of them.
 
2014-01-26 10:47:19 AM
Has it occurred to anyone that we could just ignore him?
 
2014-01-26 10:48:12 AM
I thought he was dead...or in jail.
 
2014-01-26 10:48:23 AM

Zasteva: Has it occurred to anyone that we could just ignore him?


Nope. I want these dopes front-and-center, lest we forget what we're dealing with here.
 
2014-01-26 10:48:45 AM
He's holding up the remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. He's signed to play Meatloaf, but the other cast members can agree on a food poisoning settlement.
 
2014-01-26 10:48:52 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: "Treasonous acts that are clearly apparent"

That no one can ever name or specify...


Obama's treason is literally a tautology.  Obama's actions are treasonous because Obama's actions are treasonous.

/study it out
 
2014-01-26 10:49:03 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: That no one can ever name or specify..


Well, aside from PWB, but they don't like to say that one out loud.
 
2014-01-26 10:49:17 AM
"'Ted Nugent symbolizes everything that is right in our industry...' said Liberatore."

I.e., absolutely nothing.
 
2014-01-26 10:49:34 AM
Still not dead or in jail I see. Why should we take anything he says seriously when he can't even keep a simple promise?
 
2014-01-26 10:50:09 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Doktor_Zhivago: "Treasonous acts that are clearly apparent"

That no one can ever name or specify...

Obama's treason is literally a tautology.  Obama's actions are treasonous because Obama's actions are treasonous.

/study it out


Ted Nugent is a new Kierkegaard
 
2014-01-26 10:51:22 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: "Treasonous acts that are clearly apparent"

That no one can ever name or specify...


Don't you see?  The man is willfully and persistently a democrat!  My god, do I have to spell it out for you??

/already added "subhuman mongrel" to the Big Spiffy List
 
2014-01-26 10:52:00 AM
Can we all just agree that we don't care what this irrelevant has-been has to say and move on?
 
2014-01-26 10:53:21 AM
"Hilary Clinton has 'spare scrotums'"

Does... doesn't everyone?
 
2014-01-26 10:53:41 AM

Zasteva: Has it occurred to anyone that we could just ignore him?


Yes, because ignoring a deranged gun nut has always worked out well in the past...
 
2014-01-26 10:53:47 AM
I wonder of this sort of thing will hurt Ted's chances of becoming the spokesperson for Depends?
 
2014-01-26 10:56:32 AM
It's the downtime for the county fair circuit so Ted has a lot of time on his hands.
 
2014-01-26 11:00:01 AM

Fart_Machine: It's the downtime for the county fair circuit so Ted has a lot of time on his hands.


Time is the least horrifying thing on his hands.
 
2014-01-26 11:00:10 AM

xalres: Still not dead or in jail I see. Why should we take anything he says seriously when he can't even keep a simple promise?


If I had money, I put a billboard in his 'hood with that quote of being dead or in Jail and asking when the lies will stop.
 
2014-01-26 11:00:48 AM
I'm surprised someone in the Republican Party just hasn't dropped the N-bomb yet.  Ted "Pantload" Nugent came right up to the edge there.
 
2014-01-26 11:02:04 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Doktor_Zhivago: "Treasonous acts that are clearly apparent"

That no one can ever name or specify...

Obama's treason is literally a tautology.  Obama's actions are treasonous because Obama's actions are treasonous.

/study it out


Hell, on a certain discussion board talking about D'nesh D'souza's indictment, someone brought up that he could use the proof of unprosecuted voter fraud from the left as proof that he's being unfairly targeted.  More specifically, he listed ballot stuffing, registration fraud, and voter intimidation among the left's sins.  His accusations went unchallenged, despite the best I could think of each were the "Chicago system" that has been mentioned since Daley without much if any proof; the "ACORN registers Mickey Mouse" canards (even though the crime would have been if ACORN had not submitted "Mickey Mouse" registrations), and the "scary black men outside of a polling place" picture (which says far more about who's lobbing that particular accusation than it does the left).

Basically, if the left does it, it's wrong, and if the right does it, it's God's will.
 
2014-01-26 11:04:31 AM
Draft-dodging no talent pussy fart, I wish no one cared what you thought.
 
2014-01-26 11:04:41 AM
 The best way to go through life is to look at all the things that the right wing hates. Then you should embrace those things wholeheartedly because look at what idiotic assholes they have turned into for not enjoying them.
 
2014-01-26 11:04:46 AM
As a general rule I pay no attention to the rantings of a pants-shiatting pedophile.
 
2014-01-26 11:06:05 AM
"Mitt Romney courted (and received) his endorsement in the 2012 Michigan presidential primary."

Lucky for Mitt he was never programmed with a sense of shame.
 
2014-01-26 11:07:58 AM

Cymbal: Draft-dodging no talent pussy fart, I wish no one cared what you thought.


I never bought his story. It was a plot point in a ,movie that was popular when he gave that interview. So he's full of shiat either way.
 
2014-01-26 11:09:27 AM

TV's Vinnie: The best way to go through life is to look at all the things that the right wing hates. Then you should embrace those things wholeheartedly because look at what idiotic assholes they have turned into for not enjoying them.


I've been advocating that the best way to improve the economy was to listen to what policies Republicans say would destroy the economy, then enact those policies.  This is just the logical extension of that.
 
2014-01-26 11:13:50 AM

Bloody William: Repeat. From like two weeks ago.


Nah, Nugent just keeps saying stupid, disgusting, and sometimes racist shiat.  But I could see how you'd be confused.
 
2014-01-26 11:13:51 AM

IlGreven: Basically, if the left does it, it's wrong, and if the right does it, it's God's will.


It's not even right and left anymore.  It's republicans and democrats.  The GOP is their favorite sports team, and winning (and making the other team lose) is all that matters.  The policy and even the politicians aren't important to them, the (R) behind the name is.  If Sarah Palin came out in favor of universal socialized medicine, or if Ted Nugent backed a comprehensive firearms ban, they'd froth at the mouth in favor of those things and hate democrats for not supporting them.  Look at the evidence: when Obama pushes for policies that either include concessions to the republicans or are even inspired by republican ideas, the mouth-breathers absolutely flip their shiat.  Why?  Because Obama, a democrat, said it.  Therefore, it's horrible and treasonous because it is.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-26 11:14:30 AM

jake_lex: I'm surprised someone in the Republican Party just hasn't dropped the N-bomb yet.  Ted "Pantload" Nugent came right up to the edge there.


I think "subhuman mongrel" is pretty much the same as the "n bomb", or worse.

It's nice to know that Ted is such a fine example of the master race.
 
2014-01-26 11:17:04 AM

vpb: jake_lex: I'm surprised someone in the Republican Party just hasn't dropped the N-bomb yet.  Ted "Pantload" Nugent came right up to the edge there.

I think "subhuman mongrel" is pretty much the same as the "n bomb", or worse.

It's nice to know that Ted is such a fine example of the master race.


"The Subhuman Mongrel N-Bombs" is the name of my Amboy Dukes cover band.
 
2014-01-26 11:20:01 AM

Cymbal: Draft-dodging no talent pussy fart, I wish no one cared what you thought.


Hey now, lets be fair. No talent? Credit where it is due. He is a slightly better than mediocre guitar player.
 
2014-01-26 11:20:41 AM

vpb: It's nice to know that Ted is such a fine example of the master race.


As a white person, it amuses me that the racists who actually believe that white people are somehow superior are  invariably the worst, stupidest, ugliest, and most pathetic examples of our race.
 
2014-01-26 11:20:51 AM
Why? Did he want to borrow Hillary's sack?

/cos he clearly doesn't have one
 
2014-01-26 11:22:47 AM

Krymson Tyde: As a general rule I pay no attention to the rantings of a pants-shiatting pedophile.


Don't forget he is also an admitted pedophile.
 
2014-01-26 11:23:14 AM
Unlike Nugent, who has no scrotum and who shiat his pants to get out of fighting for his country.
 
2014-01-26 11:23:55 AM

HMS_Blinkin: vpb: It's nice to know that Ted is such a fine example of the master race.

As a white person, it amuses me that the racists who actually believe that white people are somehow superior are  invariably the worst, stupidest, ugliest, and most pathetic examples of our race.


There's not enough THIS on the planet.

/YOU!  Where the fark is your chin?!
 
2014-01-26 11:26:15 AM

HMS_Blinkin: vpb: It's nice to know that Ted is such a fine example of the master race.

As a white person, it amuses me that the racists who actually believe that white people are somehow superior are  invariably the worst, stupidest, ugliest, and most pathetic examples of our race.


And where the f*ck is his chin??
 
2014-01-26 11:26:19 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Big Spiffy List


Can you post the whole list? I had a bunch or terms used to describe the POTUS but lost the file.

HMS_Blinkin: It's not even right and left anymore.  It's republicans and democrats.


Because of this I have really noticed how ignorant my friends are about things. They have views and concerns, acquired from pundit blowhards, but no understand little to nothing about most issues.
 
2014-01-26 11:28:25 AM

Sir-Marx-A-Lot: I thought he was dead...or in jail.


Ped proved back in the 60's that he just likes to say things to get attention.
 
2014-01-26 11:30:17 AM

HeartBurnKid: HMS_Blinkin: vpb: It's nice to know that Ted is such a fine example of the master race.

As a white person, it amuses me that the racists who actually believe that white people are somehow superior are  invariably the worst, stupidest, ugliest, and most pathetic examples of our race.

There's not enough THIS on the planet.

/YOU!  Where the fark is your chin?!


adding my THIS to this.
 
2014-01-26 11:30:42 AM
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Ted is a loud-mouth attention whore. He used to wear a loincloth and blow shiat up on stage, now he gives political speeches for mouthbreathers. The intent has always been the same, though: "Please pay attention to me."
 
2014-01-26 11:32:46 AM
So, I've been gifted with TotalFark for the second time now (thanks penthesilea!) and I don't actually know what, if anything, downvotes are good for. Do they do anything once a link is greenlit? I mean, I did it anyway, but...
 
2014-01-26 11:36:05 AM

Bloody William: Repeat. From like two weeks ago.


To be fair, cowardly ignorant hypocritical jackass says something stupid is always a repeat considering Nugent.
 
2014-01-26 11:37:39 AM

clambam: "'Ted Nugent symbolizes everything that is right in our industry...' said Liberatore."

I.e., absolutely nothing.


this is the guy and channel that gave the duck guys their start. make what you will of that.
 
2014-01-26 11:39:20 AM
Nugent is upset about scrotums because he apparently has no need for one.
 
2014-01-26 11:42:18 AM
Shouldnt he be dead or in jail?
 
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