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2014-01-26 02:49:55 AM
fta Teacher stood outside wearing nothing but goggles, knit hat: cops

How do you wear a cop?
 
2014-01-26 04:27:54 AM

Notabunny: fta Teacher stood outside wearing nothing but goggles, knit hat: cops

How do you wear a cop?


If you have to ask, you're too young.
 
2014-01-26 08:43:21 AM
Was the hat on his hook with the goggles perched?
 
2014-01-26 08:50:29 AM
XTC
 
2014-01-26 09:24:59 AM
TFA says the woman drove by a second time. She obviously wanted to see more!
 
2014-01-26 09:29:53 AM
Marc Mertz, 44, allegedly spent Monday hanging out in his driveway - without any clothes on.


Redundant caption is redundant.
 
2014-01-26 09:30:21 AM
Maybe he was on his way to a porn shoot. Did the witness notice a condom?
 
2014-01-26 09:45:01 AM
The goggles they do nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

How "they" somehow got inserted into this Simpsons meme I find funny.
 
2014-01-26 09:47:54 AM
Oh you....grandson
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2014-01-26 10:19:20 AM
Don't imagine the shrinkage.
 
2014-01-26 10:31:55 AM
OK, isn't time we address our teacher problem in this country.  I mean, arrest all of them, because it seems they're all doing something or about to do something, that they shouldn't.  Please think of the children.
 
2014-01-26 10:34:16 AM

b0rg9: The goggles they do nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

How "they" somehow got inserted into this Simpsons meme I find funny.


Also, Captain Kirk never once said, "Beam me up, Scotty"; Joe Friday never said, "Just the facts, ma'am"; Sherlock Holmes never said, "Elementary, my dear Watson!"; no one in Casablanca ever said "Play it again, Sam"; and, Darth Vader doesn't say, "Luke, I am your father"... Sometimes, famous quotes take on lives of their own...
 
2014-01-26 10:40:16 AM

Notabunny: fta Teacher stood outside wearing nothing but goggles, knit hat: cops

How do you wear a cop?


Carefully.
 
2014-01-26 10:50:49 AM

RobSeace: b0rg9: The goggles they do nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

How "they" somehow got inserted into this Simpsons meme I find funny.

Also, Captain Kirk never once said, "Beam me up, Scotty"; Joe Friday never said, "Just the facts, ma'am"; Sherlock Holmes never said, "Elementary, my dear Watson!"; no one in Casablanca ever said "Play it again, Sam"; and, Darth Vader doesn't say, "Luke, I am your father"... Sometimes, famous quotes take on lives of their own...



Awesome.  I love food for thought like that.
 
2014-01-26 12:13:59 PM
Hey, now, he's a forestry teacher; maybe he just wanted to show off his wood...
 
2014-01-26 12:24:44 PM

RobSeace: b0rg9: The goggles they do nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

How "they" somehow got inserted into this Simpsons meme I find funny.

Also, Captain Kirk never once said, "Beam me up, Scotty"



He did, however, say "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."
 
2014-01-26 12:54:04 PM

RobSeace: b0rg9: The goggles they do nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

How "they" somehow got inserted into this Simpsons meme I find funny.

Also, Captain Kirk never once said, "Beam me up, Scotty"; Joe Friday never said, "Just the facts, ma'am"; Sherlock Holmes never said, "Elementary, my dear Watson!"; no one in Casablanca ever said "Play it again, Sam"; and, Darth Vader doesn't say, "Luke, I am your father"... Sometimes, famous quotes take on lives of their own...


This almost makes my brain hurt. I also remember it as "Ze Goggle, zey do nothing!" way before there were internet memes.

Also, Will Smith never said "Welcome to Earf". Have a listen if you don't believe me. This one is such a mindfark I almost still don't believe it and am convinced the movie clip was edited after the fact. I was making fun of the "welcome to Earf" thing before I even left the theater.
 
2014-01-26 12:55:48 PM
For some reason I read that as 'the Googles, they do nothing'. Maybe I've seen too many of those dumb scroogled ads.
 
2014-01-26 01:24:34 PM
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Try to stay cheerful!
 
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