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(Mercury News)   Nvidia worker killed by train. Accident blamed on bad drivers   ( divider line
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5818 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2014 at 10:10 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-26 10:13:15 AM  
19 votes:
I hope his death wasn't too graphic.
2014-01-26 10:23:20 AM  
13 votes:
This isn't the resolution he was expecting.
2014-01-26 10:29:28 AM  
7 votes:

oukewldave: This isn't the resolution he was expecting.

Thank you for rendering that opinion.
2014-01-26 10:43:37 AM  
4 votes:
He CUDA avoided it.
2014-01-26 10:38:08 AM  
4 votes:

styckx: If he was running SLI he would only be half dead

Half of him did die. The other half died a little further down the tracks.

/Aisle seat, please.
2014-01-26 12:56:16 PM  
3 votes:
He must've been subjected to some major GeForce.
2014-01-26 10:54:45 AM  
3 votes:
Sounds like this story involves at least one bit of RAM
2014-01-26 10:30:14 AM  
3 votes:

Quick Fixer: Video of the impact (CAUTION: GRAPHIC) l- mona-lisa.gif

There's something about that URL that is making me suspicious, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is...
2014-01-26 11:29:18 PM  
2 votes:
Have they tried uninstalling and reinstalling him?
2014-01-26 07:07:53 PM  
2 votes:
Has anybody set up a register for gifts for the family?  If I were to want to move some value, how could I find the proper address?
2014-01-26 03:47:56 PM  
2 votes:

styckx: If he was running SLI he would only be half dead

At least he didn't get caught in the crossfire
2014-01-26 12:17:08 PM  
2 votes:
I would have said, "crash blamed on bad drivers," but still a nicely done headline.
2014-01-26 11:21:05 AM  
2 votes:
They should hold off on the guy's funeral so it'll be cheaper in 6 months.
2014-01-26 11:02:50 AM  
2 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Sounds like this story involves at least one bit of RAM

I'm just here to monitor what the cards on Fark come up with in the way of a play on words.

/this guy is a hero and should be recognized as such.
2014-01-26 09:10:38 AM  
2 votes:
Speaking publicly on Friday for the first time since her husband's rescue attempt went wrong Monday evening, Emily Scholz said she learned he was dead -- and what he did -- when San Mateo County sheriff's deputies arrived at her doorstep that night to deliver the horrible news.

He leaves a widow? I call first dibs
2014-01-27 10:43:42 AM  
1 vote:
Was the train the PCI Express?

His wife wanted them to hide his real name but ran afoul of their Anti-Aliasing policy.

Poor guy, tries to save some schmuck and ends up all GUI.
2014-01-26 01:35:11 PM  
1 vote:
After an accident like this, it's understandable that his family won't want him on display.
2014-01-26 12:38:47 PM  
1 vote:
They need local bus driver.
2014-01-26 11:16:02 AM  
1 vote:
That's some bad voodoo right there
2014-01-26 10:38:39 AM  
1 vote:

styckx: If he was running SLI he would only be half dead

Depends on whether or not the train was built to take advantage of that, I'm finding an awful lot of trains that don't.  Meanwhile the whole incident could have been much more interesting if the train's engine supported physx!
2014-01-26 10:34:10 AM  
1 vote:
If he was running SLI he would only be half dead
2014-01-26 10:30:10 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-26 10:17:19 AM  
1 vote:
2014-01-26 10:17:02 AM  
1 vote:
Well, they did warn him that the drivers were in beta.

//I'm not sure I would've been that brave.
///Deserved Hero tag.
2014-01-26 10:12:40 AM  
1 vote:
You know, I normally really appreciate a good dig at hardware drivers.

Too soon, Fark. Too soon.

// Welcome to Fark, etc.
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