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(Slate)   The hardest computer game of all time, which took the author--a computer programmer--thirteen years to complete   (slate.com) divider line 83
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2014-01-25 10:33:19 PM
I played Rocky's Boots. Does that make me old? Teaching digital logic to children is a diabolical concept.

Also, I think many of these games were made in Wisconsin of all places.

//MicroZine FTW!
 
2014-01-25 11:02:22 PM
I just got it up and running in DosBox, it looks insanely complicated for an 8 bit game.
 
2014-01-26 12:22:28 AM
It's not this?

foddy.net
 
2014-01-26 12:37:04 AM
fta The game became my bête noire, a lingering reminder of my inadequacy.

Only the game?
 
2014-01-26 12:54:06 AM

jake_lex: It's not this?

[foddy.net image 639x399]


Heh. That was hysterical (for about 2 minutes).

FTA: Here's a rough estimate of their difficulty:

The Sewer: Moderate
The Subway: Challenging
The Town: Very Difficult
The Master Control Center: Impossible


If the author says a level is impossible, what's the impetus to bother with it?
 
2014-01-26 01:48:33 AM
www.3drealms.com
 
2014-01-26 01:49:04 AM
I laughed at the image of the "sewer" level. The creatures who "didn't make it out" are all characters from M.U.L.E.
 
2014-01-26 01:49:37 AM

cretinbob: [www.3drealms.com image 430x320]


There's a difference between impossible and impossibly terrible.
 
2014-01-26 01:49:59 AM

cretinbob: [www.3drealms.com image 430x320]


Yeah, we're talking 13 years to BEAT the game, not create it.
 
2014-01-26 01:51:38 AM
I think the hardest game would be Dark Souls if made into a rouge-like game, and hell throw in some genetic defects after every death like Rogue Legacy has, like the one where you view the whole world upside down, or can't stop farting.

If you want real games though this has them all beat.
thumbs2.ebaystatic.com

Though its only hard if the game was in good condition otherwise its impossible from all the damn glitches. I think the real game was finding a copy that didn't mess up on you.
 
2014-01-26 02:00:03 AM

Lsherm: it looks insanely complicated for an 8 bit game.


A lot of 8 bit games had complex gameplay, in-depth storylines, etc.  They had to engage your imagination because the technology didn't allow for eye candy.

The trend over the past decade has been towards better graphics and dumbed-down gameplay.
 
2014-01-26 02:04:36 AM
Is life and love not the hardest game of all time? I'm 32 years old and still stuck on level 1.
 
2014-01-26 02:08:14 AM
and he went on to design electronic toys including the Nintendo Power Glove

Oh fark him. No seriously. fark him with aids laden rubberized penis with shards of glass embedded in it.

That piece of shiat was my only Christmas gift one year. The thing didn't work. What a scam that thing was.

No wonder his "game" is so hard. If it is anything like the Powerglove, it is a ass shiat gobbling broken piece of hippo dung.

No seriously. fark him.
 
2014-01-26 02:09:42 AM
fta: That, after all, is the very stuff of computer programming, using primitive operations in immensely complex architectures. For Foote, the fundamental appeal of the game is much the same as the fundamental appeal of mathematics and computer science: "The world is logical, and operates under simple rules. From such simplicity can come great complexity."

This can be applied to life, also. Very basic molecules obeying biochemical logic. Scale up, and emergent properties happen. Amino acids, peptides, proteins, ribosomes, nucleic acid, cells.....
 
2014-01-26 02:11:54 AM

GregoryD: That piece of shiat was my only Christmas gift one year. The thing didn't work. What a scam that thing was.


i119.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-26 02:11:59 AM

jake_lex: It's not this?

[foddy.net image 639x399]


no, it's this.

www.texturemonkey.com
 
2014-01-26 02:13:39 AM

scumm: I played Rocky's Boots. Does that make me old?


Yes.


s.uvlist.net

Remembering this raccoon's dance makes me feel old.

/So very, very old.
 
2014-01-26 02:19:13 AM
Interesting. Imma gonna look this one up.
 
2014-01-26 02:23:18 AM

Ishkur: GregoryD: That piece of shiat was my only Christmas gift one year. The thing didn't work. What a scam that thing was.

[i119.photobucket.com image 236x240]


LITERALLY!
 
2014-01-26 02:31:30 AM
Wallace was kept so busy with the plumbing of the game that he himself never played it through to completion. I asked him if he might try someday, and he said, "It might take a year of my life." He wasn't sure that anyone at the Learning Company had solved the entire game singlehandedly!

Yeah. I'm not playing that game then.
 
2014-01-26 02:37:43 AM

NeuroticRocker: Is life and love not the hardest game of all time? I'm 32 years old and still stuck on level 1.


Life and Love has the worst farking pay to win bullshiat built in, its only hard if you don't have the money to advance to another level and if you lose your money you actually lose levels as fast or faster then you gained them.
 
2014-01-26 02:45:52 AM

NeuroticRocker: Is life and love not the hardest game of all time? I'm 32 years old and still stuck on level 1.


You should be getting your wizard powers any day now, provided that you haven't tainted yourself by knowing a woman, of course.
 
2014-01-26 03:11:47 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-26 03:34:08 AM
If you're looking for modern games with similar gameplay concepts, check out SpaceChem (also on Steam), or there are a lot of Flash games with the same idea, like The Codex of Alchemical Engineering
 
2014-01-26 04:05:35 AM
Please I actually BOUGHT CHOPPER COMMANDO that was written by a kid in Pascale and ran on my 8080 4Mhz! and it was shareware.
 
2014-01-26 04:06:40 AM

albatros183: Please I actually BOUGHT CHOPPER COMMANDO that was written by a kid in Pascale and ran on my 8080 4Mhz! and it was shareware.


Actually it might have been 16 Mhz soirry
 
2014-01-26 04:10:22 AM

Elegy: NeuroticRocker: Is life and love not the hardest game of all time? I'm 32 years old and still stuck on level 1.

You should be getting your wizard powers any day now, provided that you haven't tainted yourself by knowing a woman, of course.


I was always very angry because I didn't get mind control powers as chick promised me. I think my DM resented it to, but I couldn't tell since I broke all his teeth :( (since I didn't have mind control powers~!)
 
2014-01-26 04:14:14 AM
Subby is clearly an idiot if (s)he believes that being a computer programmer in ANY WAY correlates to being a good gamer, as the idiotic submission implies.
 
2014-01-26 04:21:03 AM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: If you're looking for modern games with similar gameplay concepts, check out SpaceChem (also on Steam), or there are a lot of Flash games with the same idea, like The Codex of Alchemical Engineering


THIS!

They're both diabolically brilliant games.
 
2014-01-26 05:30:29 AM

aharown: Subby is clearly an idiot if (s)he believes that being a computer programmer in ANY WAY correlates to being a good gamer, as the idiotic submission implies.


Unless, of course, the game is a puzzle game based around generating solutions to problems by arranging boolean logic gates in an increasingly complex series of patterns to command robots to perform difficult automated tasks.  Then, being a computer programmer might be totally relevant.

You know if, hypothetically, that's what the game under discussion was about.

/ RTFA, dumbass
 
2014-01-26 06:03:24 AM
Ah! I used to LOVE Rocky's Boots!
 
2014-01-26 06:16:32 AM
This game looks really cool  I think I'll enjoy trying it out- love these kinds of puzzles.


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2014-01-26 06:30:02 AM

albatros183: albatros183: Please I actually BOUGHT CHOPPER COMMANDO that was written by a kid in Pascale and ran on my 8080 4Mhz! and it was shareware.

Actually it might have been 16 Mhz soirry


I don't think the 8080 ever made it that far.  Maybe 8 Mhz, in Turbo mode...  I'm not even sure the 8086 made it to 16 Mhz.  Been way too long.
 
2014-01-26 06:37:21 AM
Curiosity got the better of me and I went to Wiki.  The 8080 topped out at TWO whole Megaherz, the 8086 ran from 5-10 Mhz.  We didn't get to 16Mhz speeds until the 80286 (6-25 Mhz).  Those were the days.
 
2014-01-26 07:07:36 AM
I hope I don't give anyone heart attacks for breaking some mind-blowing news, but making a hard game isn't difficult at all.  If anything, it happens too often by accident.
 
2014-01-26 07:24:50 AM

dragonchild: I hope I don't give anyone heart attacks for breaking some mind-blowing news, but making a hard game isn't difficult at all.  If anything, it happens too often by accident.


Creating interesting difficult programming challenges, on the other hand, *is* difficult.

This game is interesting not so much as a game but as a thought puzzle for those interested in how software works.
 
2014-01-26 07:47:38 AM

gwowen: aharown: Subby is clearly an idiot if (s)he believes that being a computer programmer in ANY WAY correlates to being a good gamer, as the idiotic submission implies.

Unless, of course, the game is a puzzle game based around generating solutions to problems by arranging boolean logic gates in an increasingly complex series of patterns to command robots to perform difficult automated tasks.  Then, being a computer programmer might be totally relevant.

You know if, hypothetically, that's what the game under discussion was about.

/ RTFA, dumbass


I was gonna scold them for their stupidity as well, but you did it so beautifully. Wow.
 
2014-01-26 07:47:44 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

atariage.com
and hardest on joysticks.
atariage.com
 
2014-01-26 08:14:16 AM
StoPPeRmobile:


What's that second one, Custer's Revenge?
 
2014-01-26 08:15:26 AM
clyph

The trend over the past decade has been towards better graphics and dumbed-down gameplay.
You've got to target the IQ of your audience.

Thank a teacher.
 
2014-01-26 08:21:37 AM
not quite the same as the sub'd game but i remember spending a good deal of time with this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega_(video_game)
 
2014-01-26 08:22:23 AM

Snatch Bandergrip: StoPPeRmobile:


What's that second one, Custer's Revenge?


Ate my Track & Field.
 
2014-01-26 08:26:49 AM
Then damn he's slow. My brother and I (me 13, him 7) did it in about a month. My brother can STILL rip through it on our Apple2c, he still knows the solutions and it's freaky to watch.
 
2014-01-26 08:52:38 AM

OnlyM3: clyph

The trend over the past decade has been towards better graphics and dumbed-down gameplay.You've got to target the IQ of your audience.

Thank a teacher  Republican.



FTFY.
 
2014-01-26 09:01:14 AM
Never heard of it, although I was exceptionally happy when I finally finished Deuteros after nearly a decade of trying.
 
2014-01-26 09:15:08 AM
Yo, Robot Odyssey, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but "Carnage Heart" was the hardest game OF ALL TIME.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnage_Heart
 
2014-01-26 10:29:29 AM

Jorn the Younger: This game looks really cool  I think I'll enjoy trying it out- love these kinds of puzzles.


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2014-01-26 11:00:35 AM
And I thought surviving Europa Universalis III on Hard as the Cherokee was damn near impossible.

/controlled most of North America and parts of the Caribbrean on 1/1/1821
//lost Central America to the Portuguese, lost eastern Canada to the Swedish
 
2014-01-26 11:36:06 AM

clyph: Lsherm: it looks insanely complicated for an 8 bit game.

A lot of 8 bit games had complex gameplay, in-depth storylines, etc.  They had to engage your imagination because the technology didn't allow for eye candy.

The trend over the past decade has been towards better graphics and dumbed-down gameplay.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-26 11:40:54 AM
Oh wow!  I remember playing this in high school computer programming class!  As the kids say today, "The feels."  Yes.  It was hard.
 
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