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(Salon)   Pornographic studio tries to satisfy customer demands for condomless porn by digitally removing condoms in post-production. Perhaps they could get George Lucas to help them   (salon.com) divider line 23
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5650 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2014 at 8:59 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-25 08:39:59 PM  
9 votes:
Nah...George Lucas would just add CGI beaks coming out of every woman's vagina.
2014-01-25 09:08:14 PM  
5 votes:
Wouldnt this be super easy if they just planned ahead and used a green or blue condom?
2014-01-25 08:44:21 PM  
5 votes:
The technology still needs work

/looks a little prixelated
2014-01-26 12:21:53 AM  
4 votes:

Chariset: Hey guys.... just imagine, there are people in this world who get paid to stare at closeups of another man's raging erection, all day, every day.



Some of us are too old to be altar boys.
2014-01-25 09:20:43 PM  
4 votes:
Stephen Spielberg would replace all the penises with walkie talkies.

George Lucas would leave the condoms but replace all the broads with ghosts of racially insensitive caricatures.

Michael Bay would figure out a way to make the story and dialogue in the porn even worse but he would make great looking explosions.
2014-01-26 12:42:05 AM  
2 votes:

dababler: MattyBlast: Nah...George Lucas would just add CGI beaks coming out of every woman's vagina.

Falcon makes gay porn.



You came in that thing? Your braver than I thought.
2014-01-25 10:12:00 PM  
2 votes:

Taleri: If they don't want to see condoms in porn, then the porn companies really should push to get this approved asap in the US. It wouldn't prevent all std's but it has the possibility of going bareback while also preventing the spread of HIV.

http://techcitement.com/culture/the-best-birth-control-in-the-world- is -for-men/#.UuR50xDn-M_


They should call it cock caulk.
2014-01-25 09:48:17 PM  
2 votes:

MattyBlast: Nah...George Lucas would just add CGI beaks coming out of every woman's vagina.


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2014-01-25 09:22:08 PM  
2 votes:

LewDux: JasonOfOrillia: Han spooged first?

That's no moons mons?


FTFY
2014-01-25 09:15:58 PM  
2 votes:
Why don't they just hire actors with foreskins still attached, then simply pull the foreskin forward and use a twist tie or something to temporarily seal it off.  That way nothing gets in, nothing gets out, and you don't have to use a condom.  For the money shot one of the performers just has to yank on the twist tie, pull one off if you will, and there you have it.
2014-01-25 08:54:54 PM  
2 votes:
Han spooged first?
2014-01-26 09:23:28 AM  
1 votes:
I'm glad that somebody finally noted that the proponents of condom use in porn really do not give a damn about the actors, but are intensely interested in "raising public awareness" (a phrase used almost exclusively by scoundrels), to encourage condom use.

A useful note there.  If someone ever uses the phrase "raising public awareness" to you, no matter the subject, you now know that they are a scoundrel, and want control over others.
2014-01-26 02:27:42 AM  
1 votes:
Industrial Light and Magic Mike?
2014-01-26 01:55:36 AM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

/no comment
2014-01-26 12:18:10 AM  
1 votes:

berylman: Mugato: I only watch lesbian porn so I didn't even know the condom thing was an issue.

Don't give them ideas or dental dams and gloves will be required before ya know it.
/sponsored by sapphicerotica.com



OMG, it's an orgy!
sln.fi.edu
/Not Safe For Space
2014-01-25 11:07:32 PM  
1 votes:
Silly subby! George Lucas deals with abortions, not condoms!
2014-01-25 11:04:59 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: I only watch lesbian porn so I didn't even know the condom thing was an issue.


You missed the air quotes around the word "lesbian".
2014-01-25 09:54:04 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: "Bareback sex represents hypermasculinity, risk, and sexual freedom and constitutes a unique sexual identity. If a performer or viewer knows a scene or video has been shot while performers were wearing condoms, the thrill, danger, and very meaning of bareback sex have been blunted."

Uh, yeah. Sure. Psychoanalyze it all you want, some of us just don't like the way it looks.


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2014-01-25 09:37:13 PM  
1 votes:
Great, now we get to see badly edited angle shots of vagina's shooting their wad first.
2014-01-25 09:36:19 PM  
1 votes:
Do condoms really bother porn viewers? REALLY? Because I'm not looking at the condom-wrapped member at all. And when it's IN the girl, you can't see it most of the time anyway, so it's not like the condoms are obstruction your view of manly meat if that's your cuppa.

So really, this HAS to be a non-issue. I can't believe this is something that drives away porn viewers.
2014-01-25 09:13:32 PM  
1 votes:
With that title there's a "Han Shot First" joke somewhere in there, but I can't think of a good one. Maybe one of you can help there.
2014-01-25 09:10:19 PM  
1 votes:

MattyBlast: Nah...George Lucas would just add CGI beaks coming out of every woman's vagina.


No he would use the actors for positioning Jar Jar
2014-01-25 09:08:41 PM  
1 votes:
Just have every porno be science fiction.  "Here I am putting on my space age 'Inviso-condom'.  Now that that's taken care of..."
 
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