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(io9)   The NSA has a not-creepy-at-all website just for kids. The more you know   (io9.com ) divider line 24
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5642 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2014 at 9:45 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-25 09:47:04 PM  
Hitler youth
 
2014-01-25 09:51:54 PM  
Well at least they're encouraging kids to learn math.

With the intent of crushing freedom under the jackboot of totalitarianism, sure, but you know what Stalin said about omelettes.
 
2014-01-25 09:52:00 PM  
Some graphics from the site:

iceriverguards.info

www.springsgov.com

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2014-01-25 09:52:53 PM  
T. Top is so kewl. Totes gonna post my cc on the fb w/ my id and my kinney wateva

#nsa4dawin
 
2014-01-25 09:54:24 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-01-25 10:01:07 PM  
In b4 furry rage

/is furry
//is jealous of Crypto Cat
///clicked on "allow nsa.gov" in noscript to enable... Flash
 
2014-01-25 10:03:00 PM  
Rules are for the little people
 
2014-01-25 10:06:15 PM  

Plain Brown Rapper: In b4 furry rage

/is furry
//is jealous of Crypto Cat
///clicked on "allow nsa.gov" in noscript to enable... Flash


Yes, that's the one site where you really want to allow scripts.
 
2014-01-25 10:07:01 PM  
The more morozov you know.
 
2014-01-25 10:16:50 PM  

Plain Brown Rapper: In b4 furry rage

/is furry
//is jealous of Crypto Cat
///clicked on "allow nsa.gov" in noscript to enable... Flash


This post is more creepy than the site itself...

/which I refuse to go to
 
2014-01-25 10:33:27 PM  
Actually the NSA does some very, very valuable work. The foreign surveillance mission is vital.

It's the domestic surveillance that needs to stop.
 
2014-01-25 10:38:37 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Well at least they're encouraging kids to learn math.

With the intent of crushing freedom under the jackboot of totalitarianism, sure, but you know what Stalin said about omelettes.


Add Tabasco?
 
2014-01-25 10:46:49 PM  

dittybopper: Actually the NSA does some very, very valuable work. The foreign surveillance mission is vital.

It's the domestic surveillance that needs to stop.


And if they're spying on foreign nationals on US soil?

See, that's how they get away with it. You can't disallow part of a mission when it's "sneaking around in the bushes spying on people."
 
2014-01-25 10:54:34 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Well at least they're encouraging kids to learn math.

With the intent of crushing freedom under the jackboot of totalitarianism, sure, but you know what Stalin said about omelettes.

Add Tabasco?


He said "if you want to make an omelette, you need to send ten million people to die in the gulags".
 
2014-01-25 11:06:56 PM  
Didn't we have a headline in the past year or so about turning in your parents?
 
2014-01-25 11:20:18 PM  

duffblue: Hitler youth


This.
fitsnews.com
 
2014-01-25 11:41:26 PM  

dittybopper: Actually the NSA does some very, very valuable work. The foreign surveillance mission is vital to keep the paranoia ramped up.

It's the domestic surveillance that needs to stop.


FTFY
 
2014-01-25 11:42:07 PM  

Gyrfalcon: dittybopper: Actually the NSA does some very, very valuable work. The foreign surveillance mission is vital.

It's the domestic surveillance that needs to stop.

And if they're spying on foreign nationals on US soil?

See, that's how they get away with it. You can't disallow part of a mission when it's "sneaking around in the bushes spying on people."


Bro, don't. Just. Don't.
/ -. --- -   .-- --- .-. - ....   .. -
 
2014-01-25 11:50:59 PM  

bunner: duffblue: Hitler youth

This.
[fitsnews.com image 624x370]


they also had a website for kids? kool!
 
2014-01-25 11:54:22 PM  
This is someplace between creepy and hilarious. Seriously, it's a crappy 90s looking site explaining the NSA to kids. This seems like a parody. "Ok kiddos, Sam Eagle and Billy Beaver are going to have a nice picnic. But what's this? Jihadi Jimmy is plotting to bomb them? Why that's just terrible! But never fear, the NSA is hear! By reading your private information, the NSA catches the evil terrorists and saves the day! Hurray for NSA! The NSA is good. We see all. Remember to turn in all terrorists who hate the NSA, even your parents." I could totally see this in a Colbert Report segment, GTA game or SNL skit.
 
2014-01-26 12:28:52 AM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-26 03:34:06 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Plain Brown Rapper: In b4 furry rage

/is furry
//is jealous of Crypto Cat
///clicked on "allow nsa.gov" in noscript to enable... Flash

Yes, that's the one site where you really want to allow scripts.


On nsa.gov, scripts run YOU!
 
2014-01-26 11:19:22 AM  
i249.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-26 02:25:14 PM  
What better way to demoralize
When your own children are your spies
 
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