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(Daily Mail)   Brazilian police chief goes on leave for three months and comes back as a smoking hot woman   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 94
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2014-01-25 09:03:19 PM  
Wow, unattractive man becomes somewhat attractive woman.

Well done.
 
2014-01-25 09:31:14 PM  
Headline so full of fail.
 
2014-01-25 09:31:35 PM  
The next-to-last "before" picture looks fairly female to me.
 
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2014-01-25 10:06:10 PM  
His "before" pics suggest that he would have made a pretty lady had he been born one, too.  Jaw restructuring and similar/related surgeries give me the same feeling when I read of them that I get when fingernails scrape a chalk board.  Think of a wood rasp moving over bone.
 
2014-01-25 10:18:54 PM  
that's a lot of police chiefs, or something....
 
2014-01-25 11:14:05 PM  
I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.
 
2014-01-25 11:14:20 PM  
Anyone know the whereabouts of Dan Marino?
 
2014-01-25 11:14:38 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-25 11:17:32 PM  

some_beer_drinker: that's a lot of police chiefs, or something....


And we're done here
 
2014-01-25 11:19:31 PM  
I'd transition to a woman, but I'm too tall and I'd never look right.  Lucky person in the article.
 
2014-01-25 11:20:52 PM  
Brazilian wax on, wax off.
 
2014-01-25 11:21:34 PM  
Man, that's gonna make for some awkward conversations at the workplace.

Story should be turned into a sitcom or at least a comedy movie.
 
2014-01-25 11:22:40 PM  
The Crying Game?
 
2014-01-25 11:25:29 PM  
i665.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-25 11:33:11 PM  
gostosa
 
2014-01-25 11:33:22 PM  
Smoking hot + Daily Mail = 80% chance of total fail
 
2014-01-25 11:34:17 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Headline so full of fail.


This, either that or Subby is smokingly retarded. (No offense to actual retarded people, of course)
 
2014-01-25 11:34:48 PM  
You're gun is digging into my hip.
 
2014-01-25 11:35:06 PM  

GonzoNihilist:


Simupost? I can't see the seconds
 
2014-01-25 11:36:32 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Wow, unattractive man becomes somewhat attractive woman.

Well done.


Apparently he had work done on his face too, to make it look more feminine post-op.

Not everybody does this, clearly.
 
2014-01-25 11:36:44 PM  

shifty lookin bleeder: You're gun is digging into my hip.


Shakes fist
 
2014-01-25 11:37:13 PM  
oops

shifty lookin bleeder: Yore' gun is digging into my hip.


better.
 
2014-01-25 11:38:23 PM  

Piizzadude: I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.


You'd have a lot of man in you after that.
 
2014-01-25 11:38:37 PM  
So they can pay him less now?
 
2014-01-25 11:40:26 PM  

Piizzadude: I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.


(In best scruffy the Janitor voice) Second
 
2014-01-25 11:40:56 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Piizzadude: I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.

You'd have a lot of man in you after that.


Meh, I would go lesbian me thinks
 
2014-01-25 11:42:44 PM  

Piizzadude: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Piizzadude: I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.

You'd have a lot of man in you after that.

Meh, I would go lesbian me thinks


Again(in best scruffy the Janitor voice) Second
 
2014-01-25 11:43:29 PM  
Ha, nice try subby, but no way I'm clicking on that nope, I've been around...
 
2014-01-25 11:43:31 PM  
I read about so many MtF transitions where they were already married with kids that I question whether such people are 'truly' that way from birth.  The seed may be there, but in at least some it doesn't come out until well into adulthood.

Please note that this isn't a blame thing, it's more of a psychological thing.  Same deal with being gay - I think that while most are that way from birth, I also figure that there are borderline cases where if we were more open with bisexuality they'd be bisexual, who truly aren't gay until they hit some point around 30-40, but proceed to reinterpret their memories to view themselves as always having been gay.  A side effect of this is that they repress for about a decade after that, generally lasting until the last kids reach adulthood themselves.  Well, they always were, at least a little, but not so much they couldn't have a heterosexual relation enough to marry and have a family with a number of kids.

One thing to remember is that being gay doesn't mean that you don't want kids.  The desire for children remains.
 
2014-01-25 11:43:50 PM  
Let's celebrate mental disorder!
 
2014-01-25 11:50:04 PM  

SwiftFox: Ha, nice try subby, but no way I'm clicking on that nope, I've been around...


i bet you looked anyway.
 
2014-01-25 11:53:06 PM  
What a travesty
 
2014-01-25 11:54:48 PM  
Well good for shim.  As a man, he was marginal at best.  I'm not an accurate judge of female attractiveness, but as long as she's more than a 1.5 or a 2, then that's an incredible improvement in physical attractiveness.
 
2014-01-25 11:57:18 PM  
I CAN'T FAP TO THIS!

/probably shouldn't, anyway
//at least try not to
///not sure how I feel about this
 
2014-01-26 12:00:33 AM  
Waiting to see what the typical homo (sapien) here on Dark has to say.

 My guess, "I'd do "her".
 
2014-01-26 12:12:36 AM  
Someone call Ace Ventura, a dolphin is about to go missing.
 
2014-01-26 12:14:12 AM  

Lemmon714: Let's celebrate mental disorder!


I'm sure you'll get your day in the sun - or mail - as the case may be,
 
2014-01-26 12:16:44 AM  
Glasses subby needs them.
 
2014-01-26 12:17:08 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-26 12:17:59 AM  
A brazilian? wow that's a lot. Way more than a billion.
 
2014-01-26 12:19:48 AM  

austin_millbarge: A brazilian? wow that's a lot. Way more than a billion.


(In best W voice) How many millions is in a brazillion?
 
2014-01-26 12:21:15 AM  
Uh, no
 
2014-01-26 12:25:30 AM  
Looks like Willem DaFoe in drag.
 
2014-01-26 12:26:53 AM  
Hope he finds happiness masquerading as a female. I am not interested in having an intimate relationship with another male so even if a guy gets implants, has his tackle taken off and has a hole formed in his abdomen and (as in this case) has his face reworked I wouldn't be interested. Now my friend Mac, on the other hand . . .
 
2014-01-26 12:36:36 AM  
Fail subby, Fail...

Bad subby,you are a horrible person.
 
2014-01-26 12:48:15 AM  
The "before" images show the very obvious effects of years of estrogen therapy. He looked like a very butch lesbian already, and I guarantee he wasn't born that way. No one in the department realized? Case of the boiling frog, or typical Daily Fail re-interpretation?

I hope he wasn't husky-voiced before, unless his lovers have a Dr. Girlfriend fetish....
 
2014-01-26 12:54:16 AM  
I wouldn't say smoking hot, smoldering maybe. Also:

files.sharenator.com
 
2014-01-26 01:10:09 AM  
a nip? a tuck. a little make-up and POOF!

A dateable woman.

At least they'll want to re-think any homophobic policies they may have.
It's difficult to just be a human being without starting out behind the eight ball.
I hope it's a relief for her.
 
2014-01-26 01:30:52 AM  
Though I'm a gay male I am pretty confident y'all are playing fast and loose with the "smoking hot" label; it seems to be getting worse too.
 
2014-01-26 01:31:38 AM  
Flashbacks of Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
 
2014-01-26 01:38:07 AM  

Ex-Texan: Looks like Willem DaFoe in drag.


Why??
WHY?!!

I didn't click on the link to avoid mental images like that!!
 
2014-01-26 01:41:14 AM  
Not in a box
Not with a Fox
Not in a house
Or with a mouse
I will not click it here or there...
I will not click it anywhere!
 
2014-01-26 01:58:00 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Not in a box
Not with a Fox
Not in a house
Or with a mouse
I will not click it here or there...
I will not click it anywhere!


I will not click it in a boat
I will not click it with a goat
I will not click it while attending mass
I will not click it high on grass
I will not click it with a deer
I will not click it drunk on beer
I will not click it with a møøse
I will not click it with a goose
An Im all rymed out because Im not Dr Seuss
 
2014-01-26 02:09:09 AM  
Kinda looks like the octomom now, only not so worn out. I can't say I'd refuse either one at closing time, but neither would meet the parents.
 
2014-01-26 02:17:02 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Not in a box
Not with a Fox
Not in a house
Or with a mouse
I will not click it here or there...
I will not click it anywhere!


Hey, Ted Cruz, you should remember that at the end of that book, he actually ends up liking it.
 
2014-01-26 02:28:13 AM  

Lemmon714: Let's celebrate mental disorder!


Sure!  Hoooray for Lemmon714!  Potatoes for everyone!
 
2014-01-26 02:34:41 AM  

Marcintosh: At least they'll want to re-think any homophobic policies they may have.


They'll just talk behind her back, that's all.  I see that sort of thing all the time.
 
2014-01-26 02:39:27 AM  
Oh, I do hope this is what we can expect from Steve Stockman.
 
2014-01-26 02:45:57 AM  
I'm relatively new to posting. Does my profile picture look stupid?

Does anyone have Fark app recommendations?
 
2014-01-26 02:48:14 AM  
I haven't clicked. Is it more like this:

i.imgur.com

or this?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-26 03:06:42 AM  
Nope, he's still ugly.
 
2014-01-26 03:33:42 AM  

philodough: I'm relatively new to posting. Does my profile picture look stupid?

Does anyone have Fark app recommendations?


Your pic probaly isnt the most favorable angle and lighting but its not stupid.
 
2014-01-26 04:08:27 AM  

secularsage: I haven't clicked. Is it more like this:

[i.imgur.com image 250x204]

or this?

[i.imgur.com image 827x766]


Neither, she looks pretty darn good imo! :)
 
2014-01-26 04:17:07 AM  

Oldiron_79: philodough: I'm relatively new to posting. Does my profile picture look stupid?

Does anyone have Fark app recommendations?

Your pic probaly isnt the most favorable angle and lighting but its not stupid.


And welcome to posting on Fark.
 
2014-01-26 04:19:21 AM  

Unobtanium: The next-to-last "before" picture looks fairly female to me.


She was probably physically transitioning before the surgery.
 
2014-01-26 04:24:52 AM  

jpo2269: Fail subby, Fail...

Bad subby,you are a horrible person.


What's your gripe?  The headline summarizes the article pretty well.
 
2014-01-26 04:57:19 AM  
I didn't realize that chromosomes could be changed with surgery.
 
2014-01-26 05:05:55 AM  
You guy are being too harsh.

welcometofark.jpg
 
2014-01-26 06:07:57 AM  
Ela é mulher bonita. Gostaria de transar com ela!
 
2014-01-26 06:14:49 AM  
Are there any women in Brazil that don't have a penis?
 
2014-01-26 06:19:17 AM  
Got any more of that gum?
 
2014-01-26 06:21:02 AM  
I have to say, he/she made the right choice
 
2014-01-26 06:23:58 AM  

taurusowner: I didn't realize that chromosomes could be changed with surgery.


They can't, good things chromosomes only dictate one's sex, and not gender. ;)
 
2014-01-26 06:28:51 AM  

Eidola: taurusowner: I didn't realize that chromosomes could be changed with surgery.

They can't, good things chromosomes only dictate one's sex, and not gender. ;)


They don't even necessarily do that.  There are cases where an XY person develops outwardly completely female, just normally sterile.  Complete Androgen insensitivity is the main way I know about, but there are more.
 
2014-01-26 06:48:46 AM  
Oh boy, another tranny thread; what has it been, 12 hours?


On-subject, though; (S)he has managed to morph from a Brazilian dude to a very pretty Brazilian dude. NTTAWWT, it's just you can still carve a ham with that jawline. But hey, if she's happier, whatevs.

(My general opinion on gender reassignment, if anyone cares, is "Well, you still have a butthole, right?")
 
2014-01-26 07:54:04 AM  
Nope . He's still a dude .
 
2014-01-26 08:38:02 AM  

Morgellons: Oh boy, another tranny thread; what has it been, 12 hours?


On-subject, though; (S)he has managed to morph from a Brazilian dude to a very pretty Brazilian dude. NTTAWWT, it's just you can still carve a ham with that jawline. But hey, if she's happier, whatevs.

(My general opinion on gender reassignment, if anyone cares, is "Well, you still have a butthole, right?")


Whatever noob.
 
2014-01-26 08:38:29 AM  
M"iss Teixeira has already indicated that he plans to ask for a transfer from his old job running the police station in Goiana to the police unit that specialises in tackling crime against females."

There are too many damn cop shows on TV, but this one has potential.
 
2014-01-26 08:47:55 AM  
I think she looks pretty good.
 
2014-01-26 08:59:00 AM  

ciberido: Lemmon714: Let's celebrate mental disorder!

Sure!  Hoooray for Lemmon714!  Potatoes for everyone!


Whoopee, potatoes!
So long as you understand lopping off perfectly functioning body parts is a mental disorder, throw anything you want!
 
2014-01-26 09:20:43 AM  
I wonder if it believes in god. and if so, that god just either farked up it's body or it's mind when it was conceived.
 
2014-01-26 10:28:26 AM  

bigbobowski: I wonder if it believes in god. and if so, that god just either farked up it's body or it's mind when it was conceived.


I know this is the main page and therefore full of derp, but using "it" to describe anyone (whether or not you agree with their choices) is pretty damned offensive.
 
2014-01-26 10:36:09 AM  

kona: So they can pay him less now?



FT rueful W/
 
2014-01-26 10:45:50 AM  

Lemmon714: ciberido: Lemmon714: Let's celebrate mental disorder!

Sure!  Hoooray for Lemmon714!  Potatoes for everyone!

Whoopee, potatoes!
So long as you understand lopping off perfectly functioning body parts is a mental disorder, throw anything you want!


Everyone but a select few of us seems to hate the movie Snake Eyes with Nicholas Cage. But I love it because it's a movie about how everyone -- good,  bad, mediocre --  is constantly faced with two options: one unbearably terrible and the other one just slightly less terrible.  I'm guessing that the psychological pain involved in wanting to go through sexual reassignment surgery is so great that the functionality of the body parts is not an issue. Lots of people sympathize with transgender people for the pain they were going through. Some people seem to identify with the missing parts.
 
2014-01-26 10:57:50 AM  

Lemmon714: So long as you understand lopping off perfectly functioning body parts is a mental disorder


Now, let's not turn this into a circumcision thread!
 
zeg
2014-01-26 11:22:11 AM  

Lemmon714: ciberido: Lemmon714: Let's celebrate mental disorder!

Sure!  Hoooray for Lemmon714!  Potatoes for everyone!

Whoopee, potatoes!
So long as you understand lopping off perfectly functioning body parts is a mental disorder, throw anything you want!


Whoopee! Let's celebrate untrained armchair psychologists casting judgement on things they clearly don't understand!

So long as you understand that thinking sexual psychology can be classified based on your own limited experience and ick factor is a mental deficiency, believe anything you want!
 
2014-01-26 11:37:06 AM  
It's Brazil, I thought stuff like that was pretty common.

And in the meantime, my weiner is mighty confused.
 
2014-01-26 11:56:39 AM  
yakmans_dad: I'm guessing that the psychological pain involved in wanting to go through sexual reassignment surgery is so great that the functionality of the body parts is not an issue. Lots of people sympathize with transgender people for the pain they were going through. Some people seem to identify with the missing parts.

Lol, you nailed it. I sympathize that this poor soul suffers with such a degree of gender confusion. Surely this has happened throughout the ages. Previously, such mental cases had fewer options, two of which were to suffer thru it, or end the pain by suicide. Nowadays, there is the medical option. I must say, it takes real balls to do what he did, pun intended.

So, no, it's not my place to judge his actions. I will instead, continue to sympathize with thusly disordered individuals, and pray they find peace in dealing with the conditions which have been laid upon them.

Meanwhile, I will continue to deal with my own disorders, seeking the same peace I hope they can find.

:)
 
2014-01-26 12:35:55 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-26 05:01:39 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

So he got a sex change to look like Edu Falaschi (Angra's ex-singer. Brazilians know who I'm talking about)?
 
2014-01-26 06:17:04 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Morgellons: Oh boy, another tranny thread; what has it been, 12 hours?


On-subject, though; (S)he has managed to morph from a Brazilian dude to a very pretty Brazilian dude. NTTAWWT, it's just you can still carve a ham with that jawline. But hey, if she's happier, whatevs.

(My general opinion on gender reassignment, if anyone cares, is "Well, you still have a butthole, right?")

Whatever noob.


What, n00bs can't like buttsecks with gender-ambiguous people now? With my track record I can't afford to be choosy.

Also, nobody has ever gotten a new handle before on Fark. Nope, never happened...
 
2014-01-26 06:28:11 PM  
What I was expecting...not!!!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-26 07:17:20 PM  
I'll admit, in the after image, he's fairly hot. Still not a woman, but he makes a much more attractive fake woman than a guy.
 
2014-01-26 07:21:13 PM  

freewill: M"iss Teixeira has already indicated that he plans to ask for a transfer from his old job running the police station in Goiana to the police unit that specialises in tackling crime against females."

There are too many damn cop shows on TV, but this one has potential.


Just transition him unto Law and Order: SVU. Now with a bigger ball-buster than Olivia!
 
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