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(Daily Mail)   Brazilian police chief goes on leave for three months and comes back as a smoking hot woman   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 94
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2014-01-25 09:03:19 PM  
Wow, unattractive man becomes somewhat attractive woman.

Well done.
 
2014-01-25 09:31:14 PM  
Headline so full of fail.
 
2014-01-25 09:31:35 PM  
The next-to-last "before" picture looks fairly female to me.
 
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2014-01-25 10:06:10 PM  
His "before" pics suggest that he would have made a pretty lady had he been born one, too.  Jaw restructuring and similar/related surgeries give me the same feeling when I read of them that I get when fingernails scrape a chalk board.  Think of a wood rasp moving over bone.
 
2014-01-25 10:18:54 PM  
that's a lot of police chiefs, or something....
 
2014-01-25 11:14:05 PM  
I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.
 
2014-01-25 11:14:20 PM  
Anyone know the whereabouts of Dan Marino?
 
2014-01-25 11:14:38 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-25 11:17:32 PM  

some_beer_drinker: that's a lot of police chiefs, or something....


And we're done here
 
2014-01-25 11:19:31 PM  
I'd transition to a woman, but I'm too tall and I'd never look right.  Lucky person in the article.
 
2014-01-25 11:20:52 PM  
Brazilian wax on, wax off.
 
2014-01-25 11:21:34 PM  
Man, that's gonna make for some awkward conversations at the workplace.

Story should be turned into a sitcom or at least a comedy movie.
 
2014-01-25 11:22:40 PM  
The Crying Game?
 
2014-01-25 11:25:29 PM  
i665.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-25 11:33:11 PM  
gostosa
 
2014-01-25 11:33:22 PM  
Smoking hot + Daily Mail = 80% chance of total fail
 
2014-01-25 11:34:17 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Headline so full of fail.


This, either that or Subby is smokingly retarded. (No offense to actual retarded people, of course)
 
2014-01-25 11:34:48 PM  
You're gun is digging into my hip.
 
2014-01-25 11:35:06 PM  

GonzoNihilist:


Simupost? I can't see the seconds
 
2014-01-25 11:36:32 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Wow, unattractive man becomes somewhat attractive woman.

Well done.


Apparently he had work done on his face too, to make it look more feminine post-op.

Not everybody does this, clearly.
 
2014-01-25 11:36:44 PM  

shifty lookin bleeder: You're gun is digging into my hip.


Shakes fist
 
2014-01-25 11:37:13 PM  
oops

shifty lookin bleeder: Yore' gun is digging into my hip.


better.
 
2014-01-25 11:38:23 PM  

Piizzadude: I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.


You'd have a lot of man in you after that.
 
2014-01-25 11:38:37 PM  
So they can pay him less now?
 
2014-01-25 11:40:26 PM  

Piizzadude: I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.


(In best scruffy the Janitor voice) Second
 
2014-01-25 11:40:56 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Piizzadude: I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.

You'd have a lot of man in you after that.


Meh, I would go lesbian me thinks
 
2014-01-25 11:42:44 PM  

Piizzadude: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Piizzadude: I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.

You'd have a lot of man in you after that.

Meh, I would go lesbian me thinks


Again(in best scruffy the Janitor voice) Second
 
2014-01-25 11:43:29 PM  
Ha, nice try subby, but no way I'm clicking on that nope, I've been around...
 
2014-01-25 11:43:31 PM  
I read about so many MtF transitions where they were already married with kids that I question whether such people are 'truly' that way from birth.  The seed may be there, but in at least some it doesn't come out until well into adulthood.

Please note that this isn't a blame thing, it's more of a psychological thing.  Same deal with being gay - I think that while most are that way from birth, I also figure that there are borderline cases where if we were more open with bisexuality they'd be bisexual, who truly aren't gay until they hit some point around 30-40, but proceed to reinterpret their memories to view themselves as always having been gay.  A side effect of this is that they repress for about a decade after that, generally lasting until the last kids reach adulthood themselves.  Well, they always were, at least a little, but not so much they couldn't have a heterosexual relation enough to marry and have a family with a number of kids.

One thing to remember is that being gay doesn't mean that you don't want kids.  The desire for children remains.
 
2014-01-25 11:43:50 PM  
Let's celebrate mental disorder!
 
2014-01-25 11:50:04 PM  

SwiftFox: Ha, nice try subby, but no way I'm clicking on that nope, I've been around...


i bet you looked anyway.
 
2014-01-25 11:53:06 PM  
What a travesty
 
2014-01-25 11:54:48 PM  
Well good for shim.  As a man, he was marginal at best.  I'm not an accurate judge of female attractiveness, but as long as she's more than a 1.5 or a 2, then that's an incredible improvement in physical attractiveness.
 
2014-01-25 11:57:18 PM  
I CAN'T FAP TO THIS!

/probably shouldn't, anyway
//at least try not to
///not sure how I feel about this
 
2014-01-26 12:00:33 AM  
Waiting to see what the typical homo (sapien) here on Dark has to say.

 My guess, "I'd do "her".
 
2014-01-26 12:12:36 AM  
Someone call Ace Ventura, a dolphin is about to go missing.
 
2014-01-26 12:14:12 AM  

Lemmon714: Let's celebrate mental disorder!


I'm sure you'll get your day in the sun - or mail - as the case may be,
 
2014-01-26 12:16:44 AM  
Glasses subby needs them.
 
2014-01-26 12:17:08 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-26 12:17:59 AM  
A brazilian? wow that's a lot. Way more than a billion.
 
2014-01-26 12:19:48 AM  

austin_millbarge: A brazilian? wow that's a lot. Way more than a billion.


(In best W voice) How many millions is in a brazillion?
 
2014-01-26 12:21:15 AM  
Uh, no
 
2014-01-26 12:25:30 AM  
Looks like Willem DaFoe in drag.
 
2014-01-26 12:26:53 AM  
Hope he finds happiness masquerading as a female. I am not interested in having an intimate relationship with another male so even if a guy gets implants, has his tackle taken off and has a hole formed in his abdomen and (as in this case) has his face reworked I wouldn't be interested. Now my friend Mac, on the other hand . . .
 
2014-01-26 12:36:36 AM  
Fail subby, Fail...

Bad subby,you are a horrible person.
 
2014-01-26 12:48:15 AM  
The "before" images show the very obvious effects of years of estrogen therapy. He looked like a very butch lesbian already, and I guarantee he wasn't born that way. No one in the department realized? Case of the boiling frog, or typical Daily Fail re-interpretation?

I hope he wasn't husky-voiced before, unless his lovers have a Dr. Girlfriend fetish....
 
2014-01-26 12:54:16 AM  
I wouldn't say smoking hot, smoldering maybe. Also:

files.sharenator.com
 
2014-01-26 01:10:09 AM  
a nip? a tuck. a little make-up and POOF!

A dateable woman.

At least they'll want to re-think any homophobic policies they may have.
It's difficult to just be a human being without starting out behind the eight ball.
I hope it's a relief for her.
 
2014-01-26 01:30:52 AM  
Though I'm a gay male I am pretty confident y'all are playing fast and loose with the "smoking hot" label; it seems to be getting worse too.
 
2014-01-26 01:31:38 AM  
Flashbacks of Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
 
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