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(AP)   Police scramble to find criminal mastermind who made off with $22,000 worth of eggs, hope to crack the case soon. Omelette you come up with your own theory, but some think it was an inside job   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 72
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2014-01-25 05:49:49 PM
media.screened.com
wanted for questioning
 
2014-01-25 06:28:30 PM
That's the yolk!
 
2014-01-25 07:50:36 PM
Beiber.
 
2014-01-25 08:19:09 PM
Let's see: $22,000.00 = 2,200,000 cents / 15 cents per egg / 12 eggs in a carton = *pushes buttons* a helluva lot of eggs.

/okay, okay...it's 12,222 cartons
 
2014-01-25 09:05:14 PM
I'm sure that hunting for clues will be the quiche to breaking the shell open on this case at which point it will be over easy.
 
2014-01-25 09:30:10 PM
Anyone wanna make fun of subby for the atrocious headline, or shell I?
 
2014-01-25 09:46:54 PM
This thread should go in my photo albumen.
 
2014-01-25 10:50:06 PM
how eggciting.
 
2014-01-25 11:06:55 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Anyone wanna make fun of subby for the atrocious headline, or shell I?


He poached most of those yolks just so he could crack up his biddys.  what a cock.
 
2014-01-25 11:10:31 PM

elvisaintdead: ArcadianRefugee: Anyone wanna make fun of subby for the atrocious headline, or shell I?

He poached most of those yolks just so he could crack up his biddys.  what a cock.


you really, really shouldn't blame subby too much for that trainwreck. he is only partly responsible. just sayin'
 
2014-01-25 11:15:15 PM
I hope the perpetrator fries for this.
 
2014-01-25 11:29:07 PM
I told them not to put all them eggs in one easily filched basket but did they listen to me? No huevo!
 
2014-01-25 11:29:40 PM
The egg thieves should get together with the maple syrup heist guys and make one hell of a breakfast.

Next up, Eggo truck hijacking.
 
2014-01-25 11:33:17 PM

some_beer_drinker: elvisaintdead: ArcadianRefugee: Anyone wanna make fun of subby for the atrocious headline, or shell I?

He poached most of those yolks just so he could crack up his biddys.  what a cock.

you really, really shouldn't blame subby too much for that trainwreck. he is only partly responsible. just sayin'


Yeah, that was just oeufal.
 
2014-01-25 11:41:25 PM
More headline ovakill
 
2014-01-25 11:42:45 PM
That was a horrible yolk
 
2014-01-25 11:42:47 PM
Suck a Benedict, subby.
 
2014-01-25 11:44:59 PM
We need to get a hard-boiled detective on the case, pronto and make sure this poacher pays the price.
 
2014-01-25 11:45:42 PM
I hope the guy gets poached soon
 
2014-01-25 11:46:14 PM
Wanted for questioning
i5.cdnds.net
 
2014-01-25 11:46:59 PM
Well I'll be deviled, I didn't think he would pull it off
 
2014-01-25 11:48:19 PM
All you making eggscruciating puns, y'all need to get laid.
 
2014-01-25 11:49:04 PM
That can't be easy to fence.  But I hear the appetite for eggs is avidin Puerto Rico.
 
2014-01-25 11:49:50 PM
All this fuss ova a few eggs.
 
2014-01-25 11:52:26 PM
I've currently got a PayPal account set-up to collect donations for the victim.  Abortion of your generous contribution goes directly to aid those affected by this crime.  Send payments to MrHappyRotter at my gmail address dot com.
 
2014-01-25 11:57:37 PM

MrHappyRotter: I've currently got a PayPal account set-up to collect donations for the victim.  Abortion of your generous contribution goes directly to aid those affected by this crime.  Send payments to MrHappyRotter at my gmail address dot com.


Lol que?
 
2014-01-26 12:01:38 AM
Juevos.
 
2014-01-26 12:01:45 AM

MrHappyRotter: I've currently got a PayPal account set-up to collect donations for the victim.  Abortion of your generous contribution goes directly to aid those affected by this crime.  Send payments to MrHappyRotter at my gmail address dot com.


Strange place for a tele-thon, but ok, I will donate...You will get eggactly what you deserve
 
2014-01-26 12:12:51 AM
Please stop egging-on all these punny Farkers
 
2014-01-26 12:14:02 AM

Trid_Kicker: Please stop egging-on all these punny Farkers


I was gonna say that, but omlette you do it
 
2014-01-26 12:15:32 AM
Once the cops figure out how someone scrambled away with all those eggs, they'll crack the hard shell of a case.  It's six or half a dozen suspects involved.
 
2014-01-26 12:15:55 AM
well, when your buyer asks where you got them it's probably best not to say 'they fell off a truck'.
 
2014-01-26 12:17:03 AM
Thread over easy.
 
2014-01-26 12:17:53 AM
OK, I get most of it, but I don't get "in inside job."

Can someone eggsplain?
 
2014-01-26 12:20:03 AM
This thread should be over, easy to see why.
 
2014-01-26 12:25:59 AM
 
2014-01-26 12:45:28 AM
Done in two, this thread was over easy.
 
2014-01-26 12:46:23 AM
Can't wait for these puns to be ova.
 
2014-01-26 12:47:35 AM
It will take a real hard boiled detective to solve this case.
 
2014-01-26 12:47:52 AM
According to this site, they stole a whole gods-damned Denny's breakfast menu: Habañero cheddar cheese, butter spread, center-sliced country ham, country ham with bone, biscuits, sausage, marbled mild cheese, livermush, bacon, eggs, fat back, and lemonade.
 
2014-01-26 12:55:53 AM
This one won't be over easy. They should shell out for Eggiot Ness, the hard boiled detective. He's a good egg and never runs or looses things in the scramble.
 
2014-01-26 12:59:10 AM
Egg poachers?
 
2014-01-26 01:04:07 AM

some_beer_drinker: [media.screened.com image 800x1012]
wanted for questioning


Bald John Waters?

I keed
 
2014-01-26 01:04:19 AM
Pssh. Typical cop-egg math.
 
2014-01-26 01:13:44 AM
Probably some nefarious plot involving the egg council.
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-26 01:23:35 AM
Done in one .

/Firing up the Bat Signal.
 
2014-01-26 01:30:13 AM

ArcadianRefugee: According to this site, they stole a whole gods-damned Denny's breakfast menu: Habañero cheddar cheese, butter spread, center-sliced country ham, country ham with bone, biscuits, sausage, marbled mild cheese, livermush, bacon, eggs, fat back, and lemonade.


No Spam?
 
2014-01-26 01:34:19 AM
Eggcelent
 
2014-01-26 01:39:55 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

Can't stop! Won't stop!
 
2014-01-26 01:56:31 AM
Help me out here, Farkers:

Fence = sort of like a wall
"To fence" = sell stolen merchandise for $
Humpty Dumpty = egg that sat on wall, fell over

Can anybody put the joke together?
 
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