Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: So that night he came in with a prostitute. It must have been a really awkward conversation 4 way.
ZeroCorpse: Right. Like the pastor doesn't do this same thing when nobody's looking.
"Chatten, 46, said he was struggling with a sex addiction when he hired an escort and brought her to the Christian Horizons church for a tryst."
Damn, that must be some hooker to be fine farking in a church. Or I guess that right after she wanted to confess her sins immediately.
berylman: She was his 2nd chance. christianmingle.com
Zasteva: That may be the best translation from real headline to Fark headline I've ever seen!Take a bow, subby!
HenryFnord: Zasteva: That may be the best translation from real headline to Fark headline I've ever seen!Take a bow, subby!Thanks, it's been a good day. 4 greenlights today, a personal best. Even counting one I'm being forced to share with the Mrs.
Queensowntalia: I just watched a true crime program about a married church minister who killed the husband of the woman he was having an affair with, after he caught him embezzling from the church. Hard to outsin that guy.
reubendaley: Farked - "Disallowed Key Characters".
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: In high school, the church I went to had a small chapel/youth room in the basement accessible from an outside staircase that could be locked off from the rest of the church. It was always left open for people to come in and pray, but there were no signs or anything. Somehow a homeless man found it and started sleeping on a couch we used down there. So a couple guys stayed there one evening to meet him, see if they could help him, and get him to stop sleeping on our couch.So that night he came in with a prostitute. It must have been a really awkward conversation.
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