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14276 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2014 at 6:35 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-25 05:06:11 PM  
"He was ordered to 100 hours of community service to avoid a criminal record." Looks as if you can do just about anything in Canada and still avoid Hell.
 
2014-01-25 05:17:06 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-25 06:42:01 PM  
The devil sex addiction made me do it!
 
2014-01-25 06:43:24 PM  
In high school, the church I went to had a small chapel/youth room in the basement accessible from an outside staircase that could be locked off from the rest of the church. It was always left open for people to come in and pray, but there were no signs or anything. Somehow a homeless man found it and started sleeping on a couch we used down there. So a couple guys stayed there one evening to meet him, see if they could help him, and get him to stop sleeping on our couch.

So that night he came in with a prostitute. It must have been a really awkward conversation.
 
2014-01-25 06:43:42 PM  
HawgWild: [24.media.tumblr.com image 350x242]

If I'm going to go to special hell doing XXX rated things to Christina Hendricks better be involved.
 
2014-01-25 06:44:44 PM  
$116 to settle up?  I bet she was a looker.
 
2014-01-25 06:44:52 PM  
Right. Like the pastor doesn't do this same thing when nobody's looking.
 
2014-01-25 06:45:25 PM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: So that night he came in with a prostitute. It must have been a really awkward conversation 4 way.

 
2014-01-25 06:47:15 PM  
That may be the best translation from real headline to Fark headline I've ever seen!

Take a bow, subby!
 
2014-01-25 06:47:57 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Right. Like the pastor doesn't do this same thing when nobody's looking.


Nah he doesn't.  Children don't have pimps, you can buy them with candy.

/Window seat, plz.
 
2014-01-25 06:48:55 PM  
I just watched a true crime program about a married church minister who killed the husband of the woman he was having an affair with, after he caught him embezzling from the church. Hard to outsin that guy.
 
2014-01-25 06:50:46 PM  
 
2014-01-25 06:52:42 PM  
www.entil2001.com
 
2014-01-25 06:54:36 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-25 07:00:46 PM  

"Chatten, 46, said he was struggling with a sex addiction when he hired an escort and brought her to the Christian Horizons church for a tryst."


Damn, that must be some hooker to be fine farking in a church. Or I guess that right after she wanted to confess her sins immediately.

 
2014-01-25 07:01:33 PM  
Oh my god, this gets better.  It looks like it's actually a Christian organization that aids the developmentally disabled:

http://www.christian-horizons.org/districts/central-district/
 
2014-01-25 07:07:02 PM  
Okay, come on.  This guy is just a patsy to direct attention away from Rob Ford, isn't he?
 
2014-01-25 07:12:26 PM  
"No, it's not that you brought a prostitute into the church and had a tryst with her and then robbed that same church to pay her.  It's that you LIED about it."
 
2014-01-25 07:14:15 PM  
She was his 2nd chance. christianmingle.com
 
2014-01-25 07:18:13 PM  

berylman: She was his 2nd chance. christianmingle.com


Set up a fake profile and check that site out sometime.  There are some heavy duty crazies.
 
2014-01-25 07:22:05 PM  
Hey, if you're going to hell may as well make it worth it.
 
2014-01-25 07:31:35 PM  

Zasteva: That may be the best translation from real headline to Fark headline I've ever seen!

Take a bow, subby!


Thanks, it's been a good day. 4 greenlights today, a personal best. Even counting one I'm being forced to share with the Mrs.
 
2014-01-25 07:33:27 PM  
Did he have to pay extra for her to handle the big set o balls that it takes to think of such a scheme?
 
2014-01-25 07:56:01 PM  
It's Peterborough, the city that people from Oshawa get to look down on.
 
2014-01-25 08:09:42 PM  

HenryFnord: Zasteva: That may be the best translation from real headline to Fark headline I've ever seen!

Take a bow, subby!

Thanks, it's been a good day. 4 greenlights today, a personal best. Even counting one I'm being forced to share with the Mrs.


I wish I were clever enough to get even one... grats!
 
2014-01-25 08:30:37 PM  
The money would have just gone to a different type of whore.
 
2014-01-25 08:37:26 PM  
I guess now I have to admit I am curious about having sex in a church.  I would guess that the altar is uncomfortable but the pews probably don't offer enough room.
 
2014-01-25 08:39:35 PM  
Now what the HELL does this have to do with Justin Beeber???   This isn't news!!!  Where's the Justin beeber stuff??? or the Miley Cirus stuff????   GOD!!!!

(i apologize, my 'special' cookies are kicking in.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
 
2014-01-25 09:13:45 PM  

Queensowntalia: I just watched a true crime program about a married church minister who killed the husband of the woman he was having an affair with, after he caught him embezzling from the church. Hard to outsin that guy.


Grimm is not a 'true crime' show.
 
2014-01-25 09:44:32 PM  
it's the .06 that bothers me the most. don't hookers usually round up?
 
2014-01-25 11:18:32 PM  
At least it wasn't any of that nasty homo sex at home behind closed doors. That'll get you stoned.
 
2014-01-25 11:24:50 PM  
The headline reminds me of Eddie Murphy's take on the Pope getting shot.  NSFW language
 
2014-01-26 12:34:59 AM  
Farked - "Disallowed Key Characters".
 
2014-01-26 12:59:11 AM  

reubendaley: Farked - "Disallowed Key Characters".


Try it again.  Worked for me.
 
2014-01-26 08:27:55 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: In high school, the church I went to had a small chapel/youth room in the basement accessible from an outside staircase that could be locked off from the rest of the church. It was always left open for people to come in and pray, but there were no signs or anything. Somehow a homeless man found it and started sleeping on a couch we used down there. So a couple guys stayed there one evening to meet him, see if they could help him, and get him to stop sleeping on our couch.

So that night he came in with a prostitute. It must have been a really awkward conversation.


Or a really spiritual foursome.
 
2014-01-26 01:02:08 PM  
If Peterborough were a bigger city it would have it's own Fark tag. That place is full of special people.
 
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