aharown: nekom: I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forego their use - Sir Morgan Freemen.a) The man's name is Morgan Freemanb) He isn't a sirc) He didn't say this first, if he said it at all. Gallileo is the first credited with saying it.
Lee451: At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don't let it bother me. I don't let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.PJ O'Rourke
nekom: Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defence each year, and instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, for ever, in peace. - Rev. Mitch Hedberg
Bith Set Me Up: It's better to bite the hand that feeds you than to lick the hand that beats you.
jamspoon: Mr_Fabulous: CluelessMoron: Nobody ever dies, if they live on within you./My mother died last week.//fark cancer with a rusty chainsaw. Goddamnit. fark.I'm so sorry. Stay strong.Lost mine last October. If people ask, tell them about her. It will help build your internal narrative and give you closure (even if they glaze over after a while)
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