Slick Johnson: Every time I wake up with a pulse, I know its going to be an awesome day.
drivingsouth: angiemama: "My god, 'Angie,' you don't have to sleep with everyone you date." -- My MomHow YOU doin'?
angiemama: drivingsouth: angiemama: "My god, 'Angie,' you don't have to sleep with everyone you date." -- My MomHow YOU doin'?:) I don't date anymore...that advice is a couple of decades old now. :)
nekom: I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forego their use - Sir Morgan Freemen.
twistedmetal: A child-like man is not a man whose development has been arrested; on the contrary, he is a man who has given himself a chance of continuing to develop long after most adults have muffled themselves in the cocoon of middle-aged habit and convention.--Aldous Huxley
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