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(IndyStar)   When the police, DCS, therapists, and hospital staff all agree that exorcism(s) are your best course of action and are willing to assist-- you might want to just find a new rental house   (indystar.com) divider line 26
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2014-01-25 06:36:59 PM  
6 votes:

FarkinNortherner: ThreeFootSmurf: you know it is not entirely against the laws of physics to be able to walk up a wall. we all emit a magnetic field, everything actually emits a magnetic field no matter how small. it has been show that a living beings magnetic field changes continuously. now here is the stretch part but within the realm of possibilities.f say that due to some unforeseen influence the the magnetic field of the boy near his feet strengthened to one polarity and that the general field of the material the wall was made out of was of the opposite polarity. that would allow for someone to walk up a wall. probability of this happening i would say is extremely low but it is still within general acceptable probability ranges.

Or the grandmother taught him a gymnastic trick which he performed in the presence of gullible people who'd been 'primed' to expect paranormal events.

But, hey, Occam's razor definitely favours magical magnets. Or demons. Or something.


Why would a black family from Gary even teach their son to walk backward?
2014-01-25 03:27:44 PM  
6 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-25 04:34:55 PM  
5 votes:

flucto: "But moving wasn't an option for the cash-strapped family. "

When the kids are levitating over the beds, YOU DRIVE TO FARKING FLORIDA AND SLEEP ON  BENCH IF  YOU HAVE TO


Hi, welcome to Fark.  I invite you to look for stories under the Florida tag.  I would pretty much drive anywhere else.
2014-01-25 04:19:32 PM  
5 votes:
Can the kid still do the walk up walls thing?  I've had a frisbee stuck on my roof for years.
2014-01-25 05:06:32 PM  
3 votes:

Lionel Richie is possessed?


vinylrecords.ch
2014-01-25 07:11:43 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: This thread is possessed by demons.


The power of Fark compels you!
2014-01-25 06:50:02 PM  
2 votes:
I wish I could live in THIS possessed house:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2s6ooox.gif  (Because Fark really needs to allow more space for image posts)
2014-01-25 06:42:07 PM  
2 votes:
"The family said demons possessed Ammons and her children, then ages 7, 9 and 12. The kids' eyes bulged, evil smiles crossed their faces, and their voices deepened every time it happened, Campbell and Ammons said",

It always sucks when puberty comes early.
2014-01-25 06:15:05 PM  
2 votes:

Lady Indica: optikeye: Why is it that 99 percent of these demon houses, possessions, poltergeists are all Catholic families?

The family isn't Catholic. It's just that the Catholics are one of the few religions left that still do exorcisms, and will still treat this stuff as real. Your local Unitarian church isn't doing this shiat. :)


THE POWER OF DOG COMPELS YOU!
2014-01-25 05:01:20 PM  
2 votes:
After reading this story do you:
A)  Believe in bad writing.
2014-01-25 04:50:41 PM  
2 votes:
If you'd like to have a logical explanation
How I happened on this elegant syncopation,
I will say without a moment of hesitation
There is just one place
That can light my face.
Gary, Indiana
2014-01-25 04:35:43 PM  
2 votes:
Unlike all the other reports of demonic possession that turned out to be hoaxes, this one is 100% true. The first one, in fact.
2014-01-25 04:10:24 PM  
2 votes:
Someone will buy the movie rights.
Why are only Catholic priests able to cast out demons? Demons hate Latin?
2014-01-25 04:10:03 PM  
2 votes:
Eddie Murphy misled me.

Movie be just like this: [brother's voice] "Wow, baby, this is beautiful. We got chandelier hangin' up here, kids outside playin', it's a beautiful neighborhood, I really love - this is beaut--" [demonic whisper] "Get out!" [brother's voice] "Too bad we can't stay." [instantly spins, starts walking upstage]
2014-01-25 11:22:06 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

The officers involved?
2014-01-25 06:40:06 PM  
1 votes:
This thread is possessed by demons.
2014-01-25 06:31:35 PM  
1 votes:
MrsGsboy:
Being an atheist means you've already turned your life over to Satan.

LOL at "If you don't believe in the imaginary man in the sky I DO like, you obviously believe in the imaginary man in the sky I DON'T like."

Also, I asked my friends Bigfoot, Santa, God, and Honest Politician what they thought of this story (it's our poker night, so they were all in the house anyway), and they all thought it was a load of crap.
2014-01-25 06:21:47 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Funny that these things always seem to happen to religious people, no? You never hear of atheists having these problems.

Or do you?


Being an atheist means you've already turned your life over to Satan.
2014-01-25 06:03:57 PM  
1 votes:
The only outlier is a DCS person seeing the kid walk backwards up the wall. Everything else could be explained.

I would like to compliment the paper and the author. It takes a lot of courage for a 12 year old kid with downs syndrome to publish an article like that.
2014-01-25 05:58:47 PM  
1 votes:

baronbloodbath: I only have faith in one thing.  The laws of physics.

You start breaking the laws of physics, like walking backwards up a wall, I'll believe anything you say.



I have a non-newtonian fluid. Does that count?
2014-01-25 05:39:36 PM  
1 votes:

albatros183: simplicimus: !

Keanu; Cruise meh will you correct my spelling now?


And Al Pacino, not De Niro
2014-01-25 05:38:44 PM  
1 votes:
2014-01-25 05:18:32 PM  
1 votes:

albatros183: optikeye: Why is it that 99 percent of these demon houses, possessions, poltergeists are all Catholic families?

I watched the Devils advocate the other day so I know that 100% of demonic instances are tom cruise or Robert de niro.

/Scientology FTW!


If you watched Devil's Advocate with Cruise and De Niro, you may want to see a priest.
2014-01-25 05:09:51 PM  
1 votes:
But she told police she was scared when it happened and ran out of the room. As for Walker, Washington said, "he ran out of the room with me."

Damn right I did. Ain't nobody got time for that.

/good thing I didn't read that article at night. Creepy as f*ck
2014-01-25 04:29:29 PM  
1 votes:
Tap, tap, tap...

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2014-01-25 04:19:18 PM  
1 votes:

jtown: Eddie Murphy misled me.

Movie be just like this: [brother's voice] "Wow, baby, this is beautiful. We got chandelier hangin' up here, kids outside playin', it's a beautiful neighborhood, I really love - this is beaut--" [demonic whisper] "Get out!" [brother's voice] "Too bad we can't stay." [instantly spins, starts walking upstage]


Now I'm actually curious about the article, but came to post pretty much this.

/Are they white people?  Do they see blood in the toilet and say 'well, this is peculiar'?
 
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