dugitman: I read a helluva lot of news, magazine articles, etc.-- and this is without doubt one of the most farked up things i've ever read. I'm not even catholic(Apatheist in fact) and it creeped me the hell out.
xanadian: Well, that was a big dose of WTF.
quatchi: Ammons and Campbell said the 12-year-old was levitating above the bed, unconscious.Pics or it didn't happen.
Confabulat: Yeah none of these officials documents anything with a camera?
Bathia_Mapes: The mother is speaking on the condition that her children aren't named. If there are pictures then making them public would pretty much violate that condition.
jtown: Eddie Murphy misled me.Movie be just like this: [brother's voice] "Wow, baby, this is beautiful. We got chandelier hangin' up here, kids outside playin', it's a beautiful neighborhood, I really love - this is beaut--" [demonic whisper] "Get out!" [brother's voice] "Too bad we can't stay." [instantly spins, starts walking upstage]
flucto: "But moving wasn't an option for the cash-strapped family. "When the kids are levitating over the beds, YOU DRIVE TO FARKING FLORIDA AND SLEEP ON BENCH IF YOU HAVE TO
techgeek07: Hi, welcome to Fark.
albatros183: Or a new country not populated Ruled by sky fairy worshiping ignoramuses
Lionel Richie is possessed?
99.998er: Lionel Richie is possessed?[vinylrecords.ch image 530x420]
Psychohazard: After reading this story do you:A) Believe in bad writing.
optikeye: Why is it that 99 percent of these demon houses, possessions, poltergeists are all Catholic families?
albatros183: optikeye: Why is it that 99 percent of these demon houses, possessions, poltergeists are all Catholic families?I watched the Devils advocate the other day so I know that 100% of demonic instances are tom cruise or Robert de niro./Scientology FTW!
hardinparamedic: [img.fark.net image 640x668]
albatros183: simplicimus: !Keanu; Cruise meh will you correct my spelling now?
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