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(Wonkette)   Bristol Palin has parenting advice for Wendy Davis: stop being a ho and be awesome like me   (wonkette.com) divider line 219
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2014-01-25 02:34:48 PM  
Well, this isn't as much fun as that other link, is it?
 
2014-01-25 02:44:08 PM  
What is Bristol's job, exactly?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-25 02:46:25 PM  
I'm sure that if Davis had been smart enough to go to a teen mom for parenting advice she could be as successful as Bristol Palin instead of having to work in the statehouse.
 
2014-01-25 02:55:16 PM  
Hey, look, it's the nonsensical ravings of an ignorant hillbilly from a family of hillbilly grifters. Let's pay attention to this.
 
2014-01-25 02:55:31 PM  
Why is this in the politics section instead of the dumpster
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-25 03:00:19 PM  

Blues_X: What is Bristol's job, exactly?


I think she's what they call a lot lizard.
 
2014-01-25 03:00:39 PM  

Blues_X: What is Bristol's job, exactly?


Being a famous stupid person.
She's eminently qualified.
 
2014-01-25 03:01:11 PM  
With her family's money, connections and notoriety, Bristol Palin could have gone on to any number of professional career paths. Instead she chose sleazy reality shows and Dancing With The Stars. In her early days I gave her a pass because she was obviously just a kid trying to make her way with what she has. But if she wants to take political pot shots at a woman who raised children for far longer than she's ever had while getting a serious education and career in public policy, then she's going to get seriously biatchslapped. Back to the playpen with you, diapergirl.
 
2014-01-25 03:02:03 PM  
Bristol Palin's ghost writer sounds whiny.

I'm bored of Bristol Palin now.

Wake me up if she ever releases a sex tape.
 
2014-01-25 03:07:38 PM  

quatchi: Bristol Palin's ghost writer sounds whiny.

I'm bored of Bristol Palin now.

Wake me up if she ever releases a sex tape.


there's a porn out there with "lookalikes" of her, Sarah Palin, and... David Letterman.

Yeah.
 
2014-01-25 03:18:12 PM  
We could just ignore the Palins.
 
2014-01-25 03:27:47 PM  

SilentStrider: there's a porn out there with "lookalikes" of her, Sarah Palin, and... David Letterman.


*blink*

Yeah.

Um, yeah.  Lost me at Letterman.
 
2014-01-25 03:40:11 PM  
Bristol will make a wonderful half term governer.
 
2014-01-25 03:54:50 PM  
So... This happened.
 
2014-01-25 03:55:29 PM  

Blues_X: What is Bristol's job, exactly?


She's between jobs right now, she applied for a job biting the holes in donuts at the local bakery but she lost out to a one toothed veteran. It's been hard since she lost her last job when they found out Trig was taking the proficiency exams for her.
 
2014-01-25 03:59:25 PM  
Thanks McCain for pushing the political version of the Kardashians onto the world stage. For all you've done in your life, this will be the thing you're most remembered for.
 
2014-01-25 04:01:12 PM  
Of no more interest than an idiot's tweet until she guests on foxnews with it. Then it becomes another example of the War on Women.
 
2014-01-25 04:03:00 PM  
I think Bristol is quite nice looking.
 
2014-01-25 04:04:07 PM  
Personally Wendy Davis is a certified POS, but she did accomplish something professionally, so she does have 1 up on BP.
 
2014-01-25 04:04:12 PM  
Her ghostwriter is a biatch.
 
2014-01-25 04:04:54 PM  
If we're gonna green-light cat-fights, can't there be bewbs at least?
 
2014-01-25 04:12:40 PM  

Blues_X: What is Bristol's job, exactly?


Teen pregnancy prevention spokesperson for the Candie's foundation. http://www.candiesfoundation.org

I am not making this up.
 
2014-01-25 04:12:52 PM  

1derful: Personally Wendy Davis is a certified POS


Your stupid is showing.
 
2014-01-25 04:13:53 PM  
But if we criticize Bristol, then Sarah goes into Mama Grizzly mode and shame on us picking on a teen mother, right?
 
2014-01-25 04:14:29 PM  

skinbubble: We could just ignore the Palins.


Why? So people can forget that nearly haf the country's voters wanted a half a tard one step away from the Presidency? Hell no. The Pubs and "Independents" have to own this one. It's the only way to prevent it from happening again.
 
2014-01-25 04:14:38 PM  
Its takes a Palin to get me to side with Wendy Davis.
 
2014-01-25 04:15:17 PM  

bigsteve3OOO: I think Bristol is quite nice looking.


In British slang "Bristols" means titties.

[themoreyouknow]
 
2014-01-25 04:15:38 PM  

bigsteve3OOO: I think


Liar.
 
2014-01-25 04:17:49 PM  
Who? And who?
 
2014-01-25 04:21:54 PM  
Well, *THAT* apple didn't fall far from the tree.
 
2014-01-25 04:24:48 PM  
Ugh.  It would have been better to avoid commentary such as:

Let's just remind everyone here: the kids Wendy Davis "left" were in high school and college, which is about the time any self-respecting woman with means will GET THE fark OUT, especially if she had her children really young and missed a bunch of her youth and the important foundational career years. We would have gotten the fark out when our son hit high school, but we didn't have an awesome ex-husband to be all like "cool yeah," so instead we just started ignoring our son completely while playing Sudoku 12 hours a day except for that year we were getting our Master's.

Well, you sure told off Bristol Palin, yesiree!
 
2014-01-25 04:25:04 PM  
FTFA "and if you excuse us, it's time to eat our morning gun"

I LOLed.
 
2014-01-25 04:25:29 PM  
I missed something, why is Wendy Davis evil?
 
2014-01-25 04:25:59 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Why is this in the politics section instead of the dumpster


Well, Bristol seems to be filling (or getting filled, rather, for the role of a certain type of dumpster.

It's really laughably amazing how utterly pants shiatting terrified the GOP is of Davis. The best they have is that she screwed up saying she was 19 when she was 21. While still a single mom who busted her ass to graduate.

Don't live there anymore, but I really hope she can drag Texas kicking and screaming back out of the Dark Ages there.
 
2014-01-25 04:27:27 PM  
Let's just remind everyone here: the kids Wendy Davis "left" were in high school and college, which is about the time any self-respecting woman with means will GET THE F*CK OUT, especially if she had her children really young and missed a bunch of her youth and the important foundational career years.

I don't get this part.  Is the author being serious or is this meant to be some sort of joke.  Either way, I don't see how it's helpful for Wendy Davis.
 
2014-01-25 04:28:25 PM  

doctor wu: I missed something, why is Wendy Davis evil?


She is a woman that has achievement and ideas.
 
2014-01-25 04:29:00 PM  
What does Kourtney Kardashian have to say on the matter? As a cast member of a more successful reality show than that of the Palins I think her opinion would be more valid.
 
2014-01-25 04:30:00 PM  

doctor wu: I missed something, why is Wendy Davis evil?


She's a Texas woman who dared to talk back to men, and just recently misremembered some dates from 30-odd years ago.
 
2014-01-25 04:31:59 PM  
I'm feeling stabby.

Instead, I'll donate another few bucks to Wendy's campaign.
 
2014-01-25 04:32:12 PM  
I cannot believe the disgusting smear campaign that's been launched against Davis.

It's just...just...cruel, hateful, hypocritical...sickening.
 
2014-01-25 04:32:15 PM  

doctor wu: I missed something, why is Wendy Davis evil?



She left her kitchen and put shoes on.
 
2014-01-25 04:32:35 PM  

Blues_X: What is Bristol's job, exactly?


Being the daughter of an attention whore is a kind of job apparently.
 
2014-01-25 04:34:19 PM  

Flatulent_Flea: I cannot believe the disgusting smear campaign that's been launched against Davis.

It's just...just...cruel, hateful, hypocritical...sickening.


I'm surprised she hasn't been shot at yet.
 
2014-01-25 04:36:14 PM  
Who?
 
2014-01-25 04:39:42 PM  
All aboard the slut-train
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-25 04:44:50 PM  

doctor wu: I missed something, why is Wendy Davis evil?


She's a baby killer. She's a woman who dared to stand up to the patriarchy that feels it's their Gawd anointed duty to tell women what they can and can't do with their bodies while pregnant.

Plus they know she has more than a decent chance of actually winning.
 
2014-01-25 04:45:59 PM  

Arachnophobe: doctor wu: I missed something, why is Wendy Davis evil?

She's a Texas woman who dared to talk back to men, and just recently misremembered some dates from 30-odd years ago.



Well, the GOP has to do something. She's gaining momentum in Texas, a Republican stronghold. Add to which, she is an attractive and personable candidate while the Republican front runner is a pale middle aged guy who was born into money, then made millions more suing the owners of the tree that fell on him and crippled him.
 
2014-01-25 04:46:00 PM  
Bristol Palin has big tits.

That is all
 
2014-01-25 04:48:19 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Well, *THAT* apple didn't fall far from the tree.


I believe that, in this instance, the preferred aphorism is "the shiat doesn't fall far from the bat."
 
2014-01-25 04:48:54 PM  
So refreshing to see people who base their political philosophies on whether they'd fark it or not.
 
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