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(CBS DC)   Time to reset that clock. UPDATE: Shooting suspect confirmed dead. Link to police briefing in article   (washington.cbslocal.com) divider line 47
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2014-01-25 12:50:38 PM  
8 votes:
theaxemen.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-25 12:49:58 PM  
5 votes:

macross87: People still shop at malls?


No one shops at malls anymore.  They're too crowded.
2014-01-25 12:47:21 PM  
5 votes:
Those sales are to die for.
2014-01-25 12:53:33 PM  
4 votes:
The liberal mainstream media never covers the millions of times when law-abiding armed citizens go to malls and movie theaters and don't shoot anybody.

Go ahead and panic, sheeple.  The regime and its media allies want you to think we're the enemy, but we're the thin line of heroes that separates you from tyranny.
2014-01-25 01:19:12 PM  
3 votes:

ScaryBottles: brochaco? so your're racist as well as crazy good to know.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

BROHEIM. WHY AREN'T YOU BEING BRO, BROSKI? THAT'S SO NOT BRO, BRO.
2014-01-25 02:10:10 PM  
2 votes:

Dimensio: Difficulty: the shooter apparently used a shotgun.

Solution: ban handguns.


I think this situation clearly calls for strengthening laws regarding Trusts used to poses Class III NFA items.
2014-01-25 01:46:23 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-25 01:28:11 PM  
2 votes:

generallyso: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Yeah. Putting your fingers in your ears isn't gonna make it go away. The fact that we're so goddamn desensitized to this kinda says something.

Why should Fark greenlight links about the same crime in slightly different locations over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over on a weekly basis?


Because in about every other relatively stable country in the world, multiple people being shot and murdered in a public place would be bigger news than a Fark headline.

It's also the top result on Google News, so it's not just Fark.  But maybe that's just a sign of the liberal lamestream media trying to force slippery slope gun reform on us so we can be disarmed and Obama and FEMA can finally put their police state plan into action.
2014-01-25 01:13:56 PM  
2 votes:
Uh, oh!  Somebody didn't read the code of conduct!

http://www.visitcolumbiamall.com/content/pdf/code_of_conduct.pdf
2014-01-25 01:12:18 PM  
2 votes:

Confabulat: It still TOOK PLACE IN A MALL. Some of you seem to think thats normal.


Oh, please.  Tell me you've never wanted to shoot someone in a mall.
2014-01-25 01:07:30 PM  
2 votes:

Parthenogenetic: The liberal mainstream media never covers the millions of times when law-abiding armed citizens go to malls and movie theaters and don't shoot anybody.

Go ahead and panic, sheeple.  The regime and its media allies want you to think we're the enemy, but we're the thin line of heroes that separates you from tyranny.



I didn't know LSD was making a comeback.
2014-01-25 12:53:09 PM  
2 votes:
Man.   Thought  i missed daylight  savings reset or something. So glad it was just a shooting
2014-01-25 12:50:15 PM  
2 votes:

Gwendolyn: Fark It: Police said one of the victims was found near a gun and ammunition. That person was not identified. Police said the 911 call came in around 11:15 a.m. The police department is advising people to avoid the area.

Gang-related?  Columbia is relatively close to Baltimore.

The Columbia Mall is a rather upscale mall.  It's the mall we go to when we want to pay $100 for a t-shirt.  Unless it's a gang  shopping for J. Crew and Ann Taylor, I doubt it.


Ahhh, the notorious WASP gang.
2014-01-25 12:49:34 PM  
2 votes:
3 ≠ Mass
2014-01-25 12:49:19 PM  
2 votes:

Gwendolyn: Fark It: Police said one of the victims was found near a gun and ammunition. That person was not identified. Police said the 911 call came in around 11:15 a.m. The police department is advising people to avoid the area.

Gang-related?  Columbia is relatively close to Baltimore.

The Columbia Mall is a rather upscale mall.  It's the mall we go to when we want to pay $100 for a t-shirt.  Unless it's a gang  shopping for J. Crew and Ann Taylor, I doubt it.


Yeah the gangs all go to Arundel Mills.
2014-01-25 12:48:23 PM  
2 votes:
The shooter probably went there because the mall is a gun free zone.  Had everyone been armed everyone would have been safe.
2014-01-25 07:32:10 PM  
1 votes:
America, you are a sick, farked up country.  You take this kind of daily gun violence like it's something that's normal.  Every other civilized country in the world doesn't have this shiat happen nearly so often as you.  And that's a serious understatement.  It hardly happens at all in other countries.  Just in you, America.

So go on, tell me how having some sensible gun laws "takes away freedom".  I'll be sitting here, counting the seconds until the next time this happens in your stupid assed, farked up country.
2014-01-25 05:50:20 PM  
1 votes:

Triumph: Cops have a robot in there checking the shooter for booby-traps like he's the Joker.


If you had a set of $500 coasters, you'd use them every time you had iced tea.
2014-01-25 05:03:26 PM  
1 votes:
A picture of this thread:

crazycrashes.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-25 05:00:02 PM  
1 votes:

Clutch2013: So every sign in the world seems to point to a domestic issue gone horribly wrong, and CNN is still losing their got damn* minds over this.

Question: would there be this much attention if it had happened in their home, for example?

/*yes, I meant it exactly like that


Come on man, thats not how you get website hits in a slow news day. Jeez get with it.
2014-01-25 03:55:29 PM  
1 votes:
EXCUSE ME


HAS SOMEONE ALREADY TURNED THIS IN TO A RETARDED GUN THREAD YET BY BABBLING ABOUT AR-15S AND HAVE AR-15 OWNERS TAKEN THE BAIT

IF SO THEN I AM NOT NEEDED HERE
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GOOD DAY



                                                                                                                                                                                                             teh wild pigs will get you!!!!
2014-01-25 03:33:48 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Why is posing animals with weapons acceptable?
I don't understand. It shows a real lack of respect. Like you think guns are toys or props.


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Dude, he is just protecting himself.  What do you expect a cat to do?
2014-01-25 02:11:24 PM  
1 votes:

Click Click D'oh: Dimensio: Difficulty: the shooter apparently used a shotgun.

Solution: ban handguns.

I think this situation clearly calls for strengthening laws regarding Trusts used to poses Class III NFA items.


Three people were shot.  We need to ban guns capable of accepting magazines that hold more than two rounds.
2014-01-25 02:09:00 PM  
1 votes:

super_grass: fluffy2097: Kit Fister: This just in, farked up people do farked up things. Film at 11.

/exhibit A: the Politics tab

Breaking news. Social unrest on the rise. Scientists unsure if the rise in violence is attributed to; A widening gap between rich and poor, A lack of affordable education, over a decade of being at war, Gang activity, Racial tensions, drug use, video games, a lack of decent healthcare, increased unemployment, global warming, Gender inequality, or listening to Maralyn Manson.

/It's more about why WOULDN'T you want to kill a bunch of people and then yourself these days.
//Permanent solutions to temporary problems. The American way.

Violent crime and crime in general has been plummeting:

[www.rightoncrime.com image 850x478]
Which makes the media's obsession with various crime "epidemics" all the more troubling.


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www.washingtonpost.com
upload.wikimedia.org
Murder rate per 100,000 inhabitants 2012 (not gun-only)
  0-1
  1-2
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Light -> Dark.

kristinhoppe.files.wordpress.com

www.omarmung.com
2014-01-25 02:06:48 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: I'm kind of impressed that he was able to shoot himself in the head with his own shotgun, myself.


Must have been a Nirvana fan.
2014-01-25 01:53:37 PM  
1 votes:
insidedisillusion.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-25 01:47:27 PM  
1 votes:
You scared me, Subby. I thought for a moment you meant re-set the clocks literally.

Daylight Saving Time always kills a few people when the clocks Spring forward, although these may be more than compensated for by fewer deaths when they Fall back. I think we should stop the craziness and ban farking around with the clocks. Same time year round.

Farking around with guns is a pretty obvious no-no also.

The reason why so many mass shooters and suicide bombers are drawn from the white yuppie classes is that unlaid entitled young white men are the douchebag hipsters of the murder world. Black youths mostly shoot each other or are jailed for a few grams of pot or crack before they kill. Entitled young white men can get away with murder both literally and figuratively because they come from good families who are well-to-do.

They can stockpile guns and ammo to their heart's content and nobody dares to ask any questions because the precious snowflakes might get upset. Overwhelmingly male, overwhelmingly white,  overwhelmingly  between 16 and 25, overwhelmingly  privileged, overwhelmingly  narcissistic, overwhelmingly  psychopathic, overwhelmingly  smart-ass, nerdy, geeky, obsessive compulsive, and right wing. These are the assasins, the suicide bombers, the hipsters, the revolutionaries. It's not the poor, the minoritites, and the marginalized who do these things. It's guyz with White People Problems.
2014-01-25 01:31:04 PM  
1 votes:
Product demonstrations at the mall are fun. I love going to the mall and munching on those little cups of candied nuts or those crackers with salted pasty shiat on them. The gun manufacturers are no different in this respect. They need to show people how good their products are and these are the best advertisements for their product anyone could ever come up with. They'll boost their sales quite a bit from this.

They always do.
2014-01-25 01:30:04 PM  
1 votes:

White_Scarf_Syndrome: /not that kind


We have both!
2014-01-25 01:28:07 PM  
1 votes:
I remember a shirt I saw at some Baltimore harcore show back in the early 00's.  In nice friendly letters on the front it said, "Welcome to Baltimore!"

The back had an AK47 with "Now get down motherfarker!"

Next Fark party I'll do a plane ticket to Baltimore, kinda miss that place.  Need some crabs.

/not that kind
2014-01-25 01:27:02 PM  
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: The liberal mainstream media never covers the millions of times when law-abiding armed citizens go to malls and movie theaters and don't shoot anybody.

Go ahead and panic, sheeple.  The regime and its media allies want you to think we're the enemy, but we're the thin line of heroes that separates you from tyranny.


I'd believe everything you wrote except for the "thin" part.
2014-01-25 01:24:09 PM  
1 votes:

generallyso: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Yeah. Putting your fingers in your ears isn't gonna make it go away. The fact that we're so goddamn desensitized to this kinda says something.

Why should Fark greenlight links about the same crime in slightly different locations over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over on a weekly basis?


Why should we have the "same crime in slightly different locations over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over on a weekly basis?" The answer is that farkers like you keep getting away in any attempt to keep do anything about it. If you just stay out of the way, you wouldn't have to hear about it, and maybe, just maybe, we can start advancing towards a more peaceful nation.

Or you can be a coont about the whole thing. I'm sure that will help.
2014-01-25 01:21:35 PM  
1 votes:

Kit Fister: what the hell have you guys been searching? I just GIS'd both of those with the safe search off and got nothing but bunnies and otters.

/farking sickos.
//GIS returns images based on your search history
///Special Google account just for searching porn.


I use Bing (for Bing Rewards.)  Just trust me that the word "otter" with other words will return results that might interest Rugby Jock.
2014-01-25 01:18:01 PM  
1 votes:

Gwendolyn: My kid is on a date at the AMC theater there right now. Sooo I'm freaking out quite a bit.


I hope he is a boy. He will most definitely get some.
2014-01-25 01:12:52 PM  
1 votes:
Now isn't the time to talk about gun violence again.
2014-01-25 01:11:58 PM  
1 votes:

Gwendolyn: My kid is on a date at the AMC theater there right now. Sooo I'm freaking out quite a bit.


1.  Glad to hear your daughter is safe.
2.  I can think about 999 things I'd do if it were my daughter at that mall but posting to Fark about the situation isn't one of them.
2014-01-25 01:10:14 PM  
1 votes:
When we live in a society that tells us we need guns to solve our problems, stop being so surprised when people use guns to solve their problems.

/when all you have is a hammer...
2014-01-25 01:10:14 PM  
1 votes:
I need to know if this was a an AKAR-1547 with black-colored dual superchargers and death-adder grips and collapsable killscopes before I can be expected to demonstrate any sort of outrage.  If it was just a handgun, let's say it was one of those anyways!
2014-01-25 01:07:21 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, and Gwendolyn glad to hear that you can get back to simply worrying about your daughter's virtue.
2014-01-25 01:04:13 PM  
1 votes:

Pichu0102: Can we talk about handgun control


Sure, I prefer a two handed grip with both eyes open, measured breathing and aiming for center mass.
Squeeze the trigger slowly and let it be a surprise when the weapon discharges.
2014-01-25 01:02:20 PM  
1 votes:

groppet: Jeez people are calling me to ask if I am ok. I live 30 miles from there and am still in my jammies listening to my roomate and her mom get stoned on the couch.


Sounds like the start of a scene from a porno flick.
2014-01-25 01:01:53 PM  
1 votes:
www.obrigadopelospeixes.com
GBB
2014-01-25 01:01:30 PM  
1 votes:

generallyso: It's not News it's Gunviolence.com!

Can we find something to greenlight that isn't a shooting in the US? It's getting old.


How about Justin Beiber?   Want to talk about that for a bit?
2014-01-25 12:59:58 PM  
1 votes:
Jeez people are calling me to ask if I am ok. I live 30 miles from there and am still in my jammies listening to my roomate and her mom get stoned on the couch.
2014-01-25 12:53:10 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Is Robyn ok?


Yes, but Muffy got hit right in the Gucci.
2014-01-25 12:53:05 PM  
1 votes:

LessO2: Fark It: Police said one of the victims was found near a gun and ammunition. That person was not identified. Police said the 911 call came in around 11:15 a.m. The police department is advising people to avoid the area.

Gang-related?  Columbia is relatively close to Baltimore.


Columbia, IIRC, is the definition of yuppie suburbs.


pho75: Fark It: Police said one of the victims was found near a gun and ammunition. That person was not identified. Police said the 911 call came in around 11:15 a.m. The police department is advising people to avoid the area.

Gang-related?  Columbia is relatively close to Baltimore.

Columbia is not close enough for that to be the case.


The noise on Twitter (and I do take this with a huge grain of salt) is suggesting that the shooting happened over a pair of Air Jordans.
2014-01-25 12:51:44 PM  
1 votes:

croesius: 3 ≠ Mass


3 > 0. The goal is always 0.
 
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