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(CBS DC)   Time to reset that clock. UPDATE: Shooting suspect confirmed dead. Link to police briefing in article   (washington.cbslocal.com) divider line 569
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2014-01-25 12:56:49 PM

FeedTheCollapse: Gwendolyn: Fark It: Police said one of the victims was found near a gun and ammunition. That person was not identified. Police said the 911 call came in around 11:15 a.m. The police department is advising people to avoid the area.

Gang-related?  Columbia is relatively close to Baltimore.

The Columbia Mall is a rather upscale mall.  It's the mall we go to when we want to pay $100 for a t-shirt.  Unless it's a gang  shopping for J. Crew and Ann Taylor, I doubt it.

I haven't lived in Columbia for over a decade, but there were some fairly sketchy places close by to the mall. But yeah, Columbia by and large is pretty middle class.


Yeah I used to live in one of those places.
Good old Tamer Drive.
 
GBB
2014-01-25 12:56:54 PM
"Thank god"

Thank god, what?  That everyone else is OK?  Well, fark those other 3 people then, huh?

/pet peeve
 
2014-01-25 12:56:55 PM

Gwendolyn: She safe. Thank god.


does that mean she's home in bed?  because if she's not, I'm pretty sure a random shooter is as close to the bottom of the list of causes of harm one can experience on any given day as you can get.
 
2014-01-25 12:56:56 PM
It's not News it's Gunviolence.com!

Can we find something to greenlight that isn't a shooting in the US? It's getting old.
 
2014-01-25 12:57:01 PM
Well, I guess I'll be watching my movies at Snowden from now on.
 
2014-01-25 12:57:28 PM

Pichu0102: Can we talk about handgun control yet, or will that cause the NRA to completely shiat themselves? At the very least, figure out some way to reduce the new guns:destroyed or unusable ratio so that we have less new guns being made than than those that are destroyed due to various reasons. Starve supply a bit, and raise the prices on them. Cheap available guns are a blight on poor neighborhoods.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Maryland
 
2014-01-25 12:57:54 PM

CipollinaFan: Good old Tamer Drive.


Is that close to Tamar Drive?
 
2014-01-25 12:58:22 PM
Upper Marlboro checking in

PG County reprez3nt
 
2014-01-25 12:58:46 PM

Harv72b: CipollinaFan: Good old Tamer Drive.

Is that close to Tamar Drive?



Yes some would say it is the exact same road.
 
2014-01-25 12:58:58 PM
Yes reset your clock.  Its only news if they report it.
 
2014-01-25 12:59:54 PM

CipollinaFan: FeedTheCollapse: Gwendolyn: Fark It: Police said one of the victims was found near a gun and ammunition. That person was not identified. Police said the 911 call came in around 11:15 a.m. The police department is advising people to avoid the area.

Gang-related?  Columbia is relatively close to Baltimore.

The Columbia Mall is a rather upscale mall.  It's the mall we go to when we want to pay $100 for a t-shirt.  Unless it's a gang  shopping for J. Crew and Ann Taylor, I doubt it.

I haven't lived in Columbia for over a decade, but there were some fairly sketchy places close by to the mall. But yeah, Columbia by and large is pretty middle class.

Yeah I used to live in one of those places.
Good old Tamer Drive.


I used to know someone who lived on Tamar...

I don't recall that section being too bad, but I think it was the Tor(?) area near Oakland Mills HS that was pretty bad. It's also pretty close to the Columbia Mall area...
 
2014-01-25 12:59:58 PM
Jeez people are calling me to ask if I am ok. I live 30 miles from there and am still in my jammies listening to my roomate and her mom get stoned on the couch.
 
2014-01-25 01:00:24 PM

macross87: People still shop at malls?


Not after the age of 18
 
2014-01-25 01:00:52 PM

Pichu0102: Can we talk about handgun control yet, or will that cause the NRA to completely shiat themselves? At the very least, figure out some way to reduce the new guns:destroyed or unusable ratio so that we have less new guns being made than than those that are destroyed due to various reasons. Starve supply a bit, and raise the prices on them. Cheap available guns are a blight on poor neighborhoods.


News reports say it was a shotgun.
 
GBB
2014-01-25 01:01:30 PM

generallyso: It's not News it's Gunviolence.com!

Can we find something to greenlight that isn't a shooting in the US? It's getting old.


How about Justin Beiber?   Want to talk about that for a bit?
 
2014-01-25 01:01:34 PM

Molavian: Pichu0102: Can we talk about handgun control yet, or will that cause the NRA to completely shiat themselves? At the very least, figure out some way to reduce the new guns:destroyed or unusable ratio so that we have less new guns being made than than those that are destroyed due to various reasons. Starve supply a bit, and raise the prices on them. Cheap available guns are a blight on poor neighborhoods.

You know, we should ban gun in poor neighborhoods.  I bet the murder rate would drop overnight!


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-25 01:01:36 PM

Gwendolyn: My kid is on a date at the AMC theater there right now. Sooo I'm freaking out quite a bit.

Glad she's safe. Still:


2.bp.blogspot.com


And because I think this might be necessary as well:


cutestuff.co


www.cutebunnypictures.com


shermanave.files.wordpress.com


www.thatcutesite.com


pinkbluelovescute.com


/also, f--k the internet and rule 34

//can't even safely GIS "cute bunny"

///dammit, humanity

////that also applies to the shooting and probably will apply to our response as a country and in the discussion

//multitasking

 
2014-01-25 01:01:53 PM
www.obrigadopelospeixes.com
 
2014-01-25 01:02:15 PM
This was likely a murder suicide of a bad love triangle. Jilted lover seeks revenge. This belongs on Dateline not Newsflash.
 
2014-01-25 01:02:20 PM

groppet: Jeez people are calling me to ask if I am ok. I live 30 miles from there and am still in my jammies listening to my roomate and her mom get stoned on the couch.


Sounds like the start of a scene from a porno flick.
 
GBB
2014-01-25 01:02:23 PM

RidersOfLohan: Upper Marlboro checking in

PG County reprez3nt


Came from 20744.
Ain't going back.
 
2014-01-25 01:02:57 PM

Fark It: Pichu0102: Can we talk about handgun control yet, or will that cause the NRA to completely shiat themselves? At the very least, figure out some way to reduce the new guns:destroyed or unusable ratio so that we have less new guns being made than than those that are destroyed due to various reasons. Starve supply a bit, and raise the prices on them. Cheap available guns are a blight on poor neighborhoods.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Maryland


Hush now, remember the heavily restrictive gun laws don't work because *everyone else* isn't doing them. Like the man said, "I'm not the crazy one, it's everyone else!".
 
2014-01-25 01:03:12 PM

FeedTheCollapse: I don't recall that section being too bad, but I think it was the Tor(?) area near Oakland Mills HS that was pretty bad. It's also pretty close to the Columbia Mall area...


Even back in the late 80's/early 90's the apartments across the street from Phelps Luck Village Center were pretty sketchy.  An acquaintance of mine from high school was stabbed there, three times.

Yes, he lived there.
 
2014-01-25 01:04:13 PM

Pichu0102: Can we talk about handgun control


Sure, I prefer a two handed grip with both eyes open, measured breathing and aiming for center mass.
Squeeze the trigger slowly and let it be a surprise when the weapon discharges.
 
2014-01-25 01:04:20 PM

vonschiller: croesius: 3 ≠ Mass

3 > 0. The goal is always 0.


Well yeah.

Unless you're the shooter...

/aisle seat please
 
2014-01-25 01:04:39 PM

Harv72b: three times


One indecent or three? Because if it's the latter, and it had been me, I wouldn't have gone back after the second time.
 
2014-01-25 01:04:42 PM

Gwendolyn: She safe. Thank god.


I'm glad to hear she is safe. You were probably a 100X more anxious than she was.
 
2014-01-25 01:04:47 PM

Tadpole: This was likely a murder suicide of a bad love triangle. Jilted lover seeks revenge. This belongs on Dateline not Newsflash.


Pretty sad state of affairs when  a guy shooting up a mall isn't considered newsworthy to Americans anymore.
 
2014-01-25 01:04:50 PM
avatarfarm.com
 
2014-01-25 01:04:56 PM

MyRandomName: Do you think gang members don't travel, that they only stay on their blocks?


I don't think they often drive out from Baltimore to shoot up a mall in the burbs. I'm gonna guess deranged white suburbanite teenager on this one.
 
2014-01-25 01:05:05 PM
Did that security guard on the CNN telephone interview just now say police "especially in Maryland got itchy trigger fingers" and "will shoot people for no reason" and yell "Seacrest out!" before he hung up?

Someone please tell me were watching CNN and you heard that too
 
2014-01-25 01:06:03 PM

Gwendolyn: She safe. Thank god.


Thank goodness.

Fark it, stories like this make me wish for technology that physically prohibits the unlawful carrying of a weapon into a public place.

What I want are devices that can detect and incapacitate individuals that are unauthorized carriers; through TV commeercials and public awareness programs, people will learn that if they pull a weapon near one of the not-yet-invented devices, the device will shoot out a web-like foam, incapacitating the would-be killer until police or security arrives.

My way allows freedom and provides reality based results.

Don't want to be "webbed?"  Don't pull a gun in a public place.
 
2014-01-25 01:06:14 PM

generallyso: It's not News it's Gunviolence.com!

Can we find something to greenlight that isn't a shooting in the US? It's getting old.


Yeah.  Putting your fingers in your ears isn't gonna make it go away.  The fact that we're so goddamn desensitized to this kinda says something.


/this post brought to you by the person who is cute bunny bombing this thread

//

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2014-01-25 01:06:26 PM
And now it looks like the shooting was already over when the police arrived, where they found three bodies in or near the food court, with a gun and ammunition near one of them.

https://twitter.com/search?q=columbia%20mall&src=typd&f=realtime
 
2014-01-25 01:06:27 PM
Attempted robbery?
 
2014-01-25 01:06:28 PM
20772

GBB: RidersOfLohan: Upper Marlboro checking in

PG County reprez3nt

Came from 20744.
Ain't going back.


20772

u know how we do
 
2014-01-25 01:06:30 PM
Murder-suicide counts as a news flash now? Should we just unplug the clock all together?
 
2014-01-25 01:07:21 PM
Oh, and Gwendolyn glad to hear that you can get back to simply worrying about your daughter's virtue.
 
2014-01-25 01:07:30 PM

Parthenogenetic: The liberal mainstream media never covers the millions of times when law-abiding armed citizens go to malls and movie theaters and don't shoot anybody.

Go ahead and panic, sheeple.  The regime and its media allies want you to think we're the enemy, but we're the thin line of heroes that separates you from tyranny.



I didn't know LSD was making a comeback.
 
2014-01-25 01:07:39 PM

Gecko Gingrich: One indecent or three? Because if it's the latter, and it had been me, I wouldn't have gone back after the second time.


Three separate incidences.  I think he was finally shot (fatally) a few years after graduation.

Nice guy whenever I talked to him, but I suspect he acted a tad differently outside of school.
 
2014-01-25 01:08:10 PM

Fark It: And now it looks like the shooting was already over when the police arrived, where they found three bodies in or near the food court, with a gun and ammunition near one of them.

https://twitter.com/search?q=columbia%20mall&src=typd&f=realtime


From what I heard on local news, it was murder x2 followed by suicide with a shotgun. At the food court.
 
2014-01-25 01:08:17 PM
No it isn't.
 
2014-01-25 01:09:10 PM

Harv72b: Three separate incidences. I think he was finally shot (fatally) a few years after graduation.

Nice guy whenever I talked to him, but I suspect he acted a tad differently outside of school.


I think Sherlock Holmes would be astounded by your deductive abilities. ;)
 
2014-01-25 01:09:16 PM

serial_crusher: Murder-suicide counts as a news flash now? Should we just unplug the clock all together?


It does when it takes place in a frickin' mall, dummy.
 
2014-01-25 01:09:17 PM

Pichu0102: Cheap available guns are a blight on poor neighborhoods.


Totally agree, poor people should not be able to defend themselves.
 
2014-01-25 01:09:20 PM

Confabulat: Tadpole: This was likely a murder suicide of a bad love triangle. Jilted lover seeks revenge. This belongs on Dateline not Newsflash.

Pretty sad state of affairs when  a guy shooting up a mall isn't considered newsworthy to Americans anymore.


3 dead including the shooter isn't "shooting up a mall".  It's probably a domestic dispute or a robbery gone wrong.  Given the use of a farking shotgun, I'm guessing domestic.
 
2014-01-25 01:09:26 PM

Fark It: And now it looks like the shooting was already over when the police arrived, where they found three bodies in or near the food court, with a gun and ammunition near one of them.

https://twitter.com/search?q=columbia%20mall&src=typd&f=realtime


So.. make the news FLASH HARDER?!!?
 
2014-01-25 01:09:29 PM

scottydoesntknow: Is Robyn ok?


She died in her cool graffiti coat.
 
2014-01-25 01:09:49 PM
Can we get a clock we reset whenever a subby resets the other clock prematurely?
 
2014-01-25 01:10:14 PM
I need to know if this was a an AKAR-1547 with black-colored dual superchargers and death-adder grips and collapsable killscopes before I can be expected to demonstrate any sort of outrage.  If it was just a handgun, let's say it was one of those anyways!
 
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