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(CBC)   Natural gas pipeline explosion near Otterburne. Also, Beaverburne, Mooseburne   (cbc.ca) divider line 28
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2014-01-25 02:23:01 PM
+1, Subs
 
2014-01-25 03:09:31 PM
They make creams for that.

Also, +1.
 
2014-01-25 03:30:25 PM
Gas Explosion?
msnbcmedia3.msn.com
 
2014-01-25 03:38:24 PM
Otters don't burn. They live in water. I did, however, set a moose on fire, after it had bit my sister.
 
2014-01-25 03:39:51 PM
Squirrelburne
 
2014-01-25 03:40:00 PM
Costa Del Lex. Luthorville. Marina del Lex. Otisburg... Otisburg?
 
2014-01-25 03:43:56 PM
Mr Burns!
 
2014-01-25 04:18:28 PM
You're a dirty headline thief, subby. Dirty, dirty thief, stealing jokes from your wife.
 
2014-01-25 04:20:04 PM
Mǿǿseburns kan be pretti nasti.
 
2014-01-25 04:31:41 PM
BOOOURNS
 
2014-01-25 04:32:46 PM

Luthien's Tempest: You're a dirty headline thief, subby. Dirty, dirty thief, stealing jokes from your wife.


Considering you only made reference to burning otters when I read you the story hed, I'll grant you a contribution credit and .33 headline ownership. Rounded down, of course.
 
2014-01-25 04:35:01 PM
Carpetburne?
 
2014-01-25 04:40:18 PM

Luthien's Tempest: You're a dirty headline thief, subby. Dirty, dirty thief, stealing jokes from your wife.


Make him sleep on the couch for awhile. That'll larn him :-D
 
2014-01-25 04:43:38 PM

HenryFnord: Luthien's Tempest: You're a dirty headline thief, subby. Dirty, dirty thief, stealing jokes from your wife.

Considering you only made reference to burning otters when I read you the story hed, I'll grant you a contribution credit and .33 headline ownership. Rounded down, of course.


I already have half ownership of all of your greens, so this is closer to 2/3, tyvm. And we both know I'm in charge of math around here, with good reason.
 
2014-01-25 04:58:59 PM
 
2014-01-25 05:06:50 PM

Luthien's Tempest: HenryFnord: Luthien's Tempest: You're a dirty headline thief, subby. Dirty, dirty thief, stealing jokes from your wife.

Considering you only made reference to burning otters when I read you the story hed, I'll grant you a contribution credit and .33 headline ownership. Rounded down, of course.

I already have half ownership of all of your greens, so this is closer to 2/3, tyvm. And we both know I'm in charge of math around here, with good reason.


sick burne
 
2014-01-25 05:13:53 PM
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"I dare you to set me on fire, pilgrim."
 
2014-01-25 06:28:54 PM
that was a delightful headline.
 
2014-01-25 06:33:28 PM
Though not of the female persuasion, beaverburn sounds uncomfortable.
 
2014-01-25 06:34:32 PM
Can we talk about gas control yet? I'm sick and tired of this shiat.
 
2014-01-25 06:58:21 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Can we talk about gas control yet? I'm sick and tired of this shiat.


Simmer down. Just twist that knob on the range.
 
2014-01-25 08:35:29 PM
But I was assured that these pipelines are 100% safe and anyone who questioned that was a moon bat.
 
2014-01-25 08:36:50 PM
No Mooseburne. We do have a Moose Factory though,
 
2014-01-25 09:04:24 PM
Is there a chance the pipeline will bend?
 
2014-01-25 10:00:32 PM

lilbjorn: But I was assured that these pipelines are 100% safe and anyone who questioned that was a moon bat.


Sure thing Warren Buffet.
 
2014-01-26 12:36:33 AM
Is Moose Knuckle okay?
 
2014-01-26 06:42:34 AM
lilbjorn:
But I was assured that these pipelines are 100% safe and anyone who questioned that was a moon bat.

No, that's the OIL pipelines.  This is a gas pipeline.  Totally isolated incident.
 
2014-01-26 11:20:23 PM
When asked how long before authorities might get the fire under control, spokesperson McKenzie stated "Well, it's a real hoser fer sure. It Otterburne fer a coople of days, 'ey."
 
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