Valiente: You have to hoist them high to swab out the lactosmeg, dear. Try a bleach-saturated loofah.
elvindeath: My family goes down to Orlando every few years in the summer to go to Disney. It's ungodly hot and moist in that swamp in the summer. My wife complained about swoobs for years. Finally, one year, I got sick of crotch rot myself and on a whim, ordered something called "Fresh Balls" that I heard advertised on Howard Stern. Turns out it's the greatest product ever made - no more swampy, raw balls every time I rode a water ride and then walked 5 miles around the park. My wife one day told me she rubbed some on her cans and couldn't believe how much more comfortable she was walking around. So I have to say, while not being a usual or necessary product unless you live in a swamp, it's definitely not the most pointless one I've ever seen.
Just the product this guy's been looking for!
Grumpy Cat: They're talking about sweaty boobs, not stinky boobs. Don't they just need anti-perspirant?
brap: No problem honey, I was just about to run out for some nutsack moisturizer and glans polish anyway.
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