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(Telegraph)   Honey, I'm fresh out of boob deodorant. Can you pick me up some on your way home?   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 28
    More: Strange, Jessica Ennis, deodorant, citrus  
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2014-01-25 12:23:27 PM  
6 votes:
a girl goes to her local pharmacy and asked the guy "where do you keep your anal deodorant?"

the guy replies: "what are you talking about? we don't sell anal deodorant!"

she: "But I bought it here before!"

guy: "Can you go home and bring it back? maybe we can look it up?"

so she leaves and in a few mins she returns with the deodorant and hands it to the guy

guy: "This is not anal deodorant!"

she: "yes it is!!!"  she turns it over and points at the Directions  "see it says 'to use  remove cap and push up bottom!"
2014-01-25 12:18:30 PM  
5 votes:
You think this is taking advantage of a woman's insecurities? Wait until the medical profession decides to diagnose/treat "restless boob syndrome".
2014-01-25 12:31:23 PM  
4 votes:
Sure babe. I'll get you another can of Sprunt as well.
2014-01-25 01:53:31 PM  
3 votes:
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
2014-01-25 12:42:10 PM  
3 votes:
"Say honey, this new jock deodorant works great!"

"Oh you big silly, give me that! It's for women only!"

NEW PRETTY SPRINKLEZ DEODORANT! STRONG ENOUGH FOR HIS BALLS, BUT MADE FOR YOUR BOOBS!
2014-01-25 12:27:02 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA: "I had no idea boob sweat was even a real thing, let alone something we should all "dread" and spend up to $20 (£12) to eliminate "

She sounds flat.
2014-01-25 11:02:45 AM  
3 votes:
Boob sweat?

/is that anything like titty sprinkles?
2014-01-25 12:59:19 PM  
2 votes:
Udder arm deodorant?
2014-01-25 12:58:43 PM  
2 votes:
img374.imageshack.us


I wonder if she uses it by the case?
2014-01-25 12:52:07 PM  
2 votes:
Ladies, don't waste your money. The cooling effects of frequent motorboating will keep your boobs dry.
2014-01-25 12:49:31 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: I had no idea boob sweat was even a real thing

i184.photobucket.com

I believe it.
2014-01-25 12:36:37 PM  
2 votes:

Valiente: You have to hoist them high to swab out the lactosmeg, dear. Try a bleach-saturated loofah.


You sick phuque. I was eating lunch.
2014-01-25 05:21:40 PM  
1 votes:
static.fjcdn.com
boobie thread?
2014-01-25 04:18:20 PM  
1 votes:

elvindeath: My family goes down to Orlando every few years in the summer to go to Disney.  It's ungodly hot and moist in that swamp in the summer.  My wife complained about swoobs for years.  Finally, one year, I got sick of crotch rot myself and on a whim, ordered something called "Fresh Balls" that I heard advertised on Howard Stern.  Turns out it's the greatest product ever made - no more swampy, raw balls every time I rode a water ride and then walked 5 miles around the park.  My wife one day told me she rubbed some on her cans and couldn't believe how much more comfortable she was walking around.  So I have to say, while not being a usual or necessary product unless you live in a swamp, it's definitely not the most pointless one I've ever seen.


Come on and meet my little friend:

bagbalm.ca

/has been known to distance-cycle in July, August.
2014-01-25 04:12:00 PM  
1 votes:

elvindeath: My family goes down to Orlando every few years in the summer to go to Disney.  It's ungodly hot and moist in that swamp in the summer.  My wife complained about swoobs for years.  Finally, one year, I got sick of crotch rot myself and on a whim, ordered something called "Fresh Balls" that I heard advertised on Howard Stern.  Turns out it's the greatest product ever made - no more swampy, raw balls every time I rode a water ride and then walked 5 miles around the park.  My wife one day told me she rubbed some on her cans and couldn't believe how much more comfortable she was walking around.  So I have to say, while not being a usual or necessary product unless you live in a swamp, it's definitely not the most pointless one I've ever seen.


s14.postimg.org
2014-01-25 03:30:44 PM  
1 votes:

elvindeath: My family goes down to Orlando every few years in the summer to go to Disney.  It's ungodly hot and moist in that swamp in the summer.  My wife complained about swoobs for years.  Finally, one year, I got sick of crotch rot myself and on a whim, ordered something called "Fresh Balls" that I heard advertised on Howard Stern.  Turns out it's the greatest product ever made - no more swampy, raw balls every time I rode a water ride and then walked 5 miles around the park.  My wife one day told me she rubbed some on her cans and couldn't believe how much more comfortable she was walking around.  So I have to say, while not being a usual or necessary product unless you live in a swamp, it's definitely not the most pointless one I've ever seen.


img844.imageshack.us
2014-01-25 03:22:41 PM  
1 votes:

Just the product this guy's been looking for!


indebtfatshortbadteeth.files.wordpress.com

2014-01-25 02:57:53 PM  
1 votes:

Grumpy Cat: They're talking about sweaty boobs, not stinky boobs. Don't they just need anti-perspirant?


I hit the jackpot today! Came here to say two things and found both.
#2
2014-01-25 02:31:02 PM  
1 votes:

brap: No problem honey, I was just about to run out for some nutsack moisturizer and glans polish anyway.


Hell... I could use some testicle floss while you're out. Wintergreen, if they have it. TIA!
2014-01-25 01:30:05 PM  
1 votes:
What sweaty boobs might look like
penningtonhall.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-25 01:28:11 PM  
1 votes:
Deodorant goes where?

thechive.files.wordpress.com

(moves thread in right direction)
2014-01-25 01:06:42 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: [img156.imageshack.us image 351x267]


she needs elbow deodorant
2014-01-25 01:03:46 PM  
1 votes:
img156.imageshack.us
2014-01-25 12:37:58 PM  
1 votes:
"How stupid do beauty companies think women are?"

Well.....
2014-01-25 12:34:18 PM  
1 votes:
It's a real problem.  Cross my heart.
2014-01-25 12:24:34 PM  
1 votes:
Fat woman problems.
2014-01-25 12:21:24 PM  
1 votes:
*quickly adds swoobs to "Words To Outlaw Forever" list*
2014-01-25 10:55:40 AM  
1 votes:
Potential boobie thread?
 
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