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(Telegraph)   Honey, I'm fresh out of boob deodorant. Can you pick me up some on your way home?   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 23
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2014-01-25 12:33:49 PM
3 votes:
My family goes down to Orlando every few years in the summer to go to Disney.  It's ungodly hot and moist in that swamp in the summer.  My wife complained about swoobs for years.  Finally, one year, I got sick of crotch rot myself and on a whim, ordered something called "Fresh Balls" that I heard advertised on Howard Stern.  Turns out it's the greatest product ever made - no more swampy, raw balls every time I rode a water ride and then walked 5 miles around the park.  My wife one day told me she rubbed some on her cans and couldn't believe how much more comfortable she was walking around.  So I have to say, while not being a usual or necessary product unless you live in a swamp, it's definitely not the most pointless one I've ever seen.
2014-01-25 12:27:02 PM
3 votes:
FTFA: "I had no idea boob sweat was even a real thing, let alone something we should all "dread" and spend up to $20 (£12) to eliminate "

She sounds flat.
2014-01-25 02:54:14 PM
2 votes:
Boob sweat is only a problem for women who can do the pencil trick.
2014-01-25 01:30:05 PM
2 votes:
What sweaty boobs might look like
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2014-01-25 12:44:27 PM
2 votes:
fark the woman with small tits who wrote this article! I'm a 34-K Cup with an average sized frame (due to a hormone/estrogen imbalance) and under-breast sweat at this size is so much of an issue it's one of the criteria for breast reduction. It can cause serious skin issues, as you can imagine, and is a real medical condition.
I use powder, but it's not always comfortable and it doesn't last long if I'm active.
Must be nice to not have to worry about it to the point where you can deride women who need it.
/I saw that recommendation for fresh balls...
2014-01-25 12:18:04 PM
2 votes:
Um, regular deodorant (despite the silly warnings) will work just fine on any part of the body.

Don't go swabbing it up and down your entire body (use a shower!) but you can certainly use it under your boobs or, in my case, since I lack boobs, I use it on my feet with some homemade foot powder.
2014-01-25 06:11:22 PM
1 votes:
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What a DDD might look like.
/hot
//I'm sorry
///I'm so so sorry
2014-01-25 04:15:57 PM
1 votes:
They're always trying to mask the pheromones

/stupid anti-human companies
2014-01-25 01:56:42 PM
1 votes:
They're talking about sweaty boobs, not stinky boobs. Don't they just need anti-perspirant?
2014-01-25 01:46:51 PM
1 votes:
"Well, listen up Bust Dust, Fresh Breasts and Boobalicious Breast Deodorant: women aren't as stupid as you seem to think. We aren't going to fall for another advertising ploy to try to get us to conform to an alien idea of female perfection."

I've got the entirety of human history that says you're wrong.
2014-01-25 01:08:47 PM
1 votes:
I boob deodorant was baby powder.
2014-01-25 01:03:46 PM
1 votes:
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2014-01-25 12:48:23 PM
1 votes:
We've heard about  women tattooing their nipples, giving theirvaginas facials

No we haven't
2014-01-25 12:46:52 PM
1 votes:
A follow up- no, regular deodorant is not suitable for that area because the skin is extremely delicate and almost always already irritated.
2014-01-25 12:37:58 PM
1 votes:
"How stupid do beauty companies think women are?"

Well.....
2014-01-25 12:33:19 PM
1 votes:
But I like sweaty boobs...
2014-01-25 12:31:23 PM
1 votes:
Sure babe. I'll get you another can of Sprunt as well.
2014-01-25 12:24:34 PM
1 votes:
Fat woman problems.
2014-01-25 12:24:27 PM
1 votes:
You have to hoist them high to swab out the lactosmeg, dear. Try a bleach-saturated loofah.
2014-01-25 12:21:24 PM
1 votes:
*quickly adds swoobs to "Words To Outlaw Forever" list*
2014-01-25 12:19:48 PM
1 votes:
She sounds fat.
2014-01-25 12:18:30 PM
1 votes:
You think this is taking advantage of a woman's insecurities? Wait until the medical profession decides to diagnose/treat "restless boob syndrome".
2014-01-25 10:55:40 AM
1 votes:
Potential boobie thread?
 
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