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(WTKR)   Bad: Wife shoots you in a domestic dispute. FARK: She shoots you in the arm and head, and while you stagger to the neighbors for help, stabs herself in the neck and calls police saying you shot her   (wtkr.com) divider line 65
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2014-01-25 02:28:30 PM

Bondith: I have an ex who I think might just be capable of this.  She smacked me a few times, and when it looked like I might defend myself she threatened to call the cops and lie her ass off.

It was an effective threat, since I was certain the cops would believe her as the female, especially since she has a history of emotional manipulation and bragged about telling judges exactly what they want to hear.

/someone fire up the DeLorean and tell my younger self to stay the hell away from that psycho


It doesn't matter. I had a cut lip from when the ex backhanded me and I still took the ride because it was obviously my fault for getting her that upset.
 
2014-01-25 02:29:33 PM

mekkab: indylaw: I don't care how good it is - stay away from crazy.

And if you must, make sure she doesn't know your real name.

protip: only have a fake ID in your wallet when you go over for the booty-call.


I just leave the sample that comes with my velcro Walmart wallet.
 
2014-01-25 02:31:19 PM

MemeSlave: He shot her with a knife?

I'm not sure she thought her cunning plan all the way through.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-25 02:33:52 PM

JesusJuice: I think in this situation I might be seriously tempted to just kill her... Many murders remain unsolved, and those kind of threats alter my calculus in terms of what I stand to lose if I get caught versus what I stand to lose if I allow her to keep spewing her lies.


No need, she'll put herself in prison sooner or later with one thing or another. I just make sure every interaction with her is recorded for my own protection. At this point she has no credibility with the cops and the court already found her not to be credible on other matters. She pulls something like this at least once a year, I've learned what I have to do to protect myself. The fun thing is that I get to present all these attempts to the judge in just over a month.

I wanted to warn other people as I've heard too many stories about other people that lost custody and got put in jail or prison this way. It's a custody tactic for her, her mother did the same thing to her father and she did the same thing to the guy she was with before me. I have absolutely no doubt she'll do the same thing to the next guy she is with.
 
2014-01-25 02:42:56 PM

onyxruby: JesusJuice: I think in this situation I might be seriously tempted to just kill her... Many murders remain unsolved, and those kind of threats alter my calculus in terms of what I stand to lose if I get caught versus what I stand to lose if I allow her to keep spewing her lies.

No need, she'll put herself in prison sooner or later with one thing or another. I just make sure every interaction with her is recorded for my own protection. At this point she has no credibility with the cops and the court already found her not to be credible on other matters. She pulls something like this at least once a year, I've learned what I have to do to protect myself. The fun thing is that I get to present all these attempts to the judge in just over a month.

I wanted to warn other people as I've heard too many stories about other people that lost custody and got put in jail or prison this way. It's a custody tactic for her, her mother did the same thing to her father and she did the same thing to the guy she was with before me. I have absolutely no doubt she'll do the same thing to the next guy she is with.


Yeah, there's no reason to do anything drastic in your situation because the courts are seeing through her lies.

But what if they weren't, and you were in the same situation as her ex or father? In that case, the best thing to do may really be just to get rid of her...
 
2014-01-25 02:43:34 PM

ramblinwreck: Hmmm, no "What did he do to deserve it?" yet?


Hill sez, "What difference does it make?"
 
2014-01-25 03:00:46 PM

JesusJuice: But what if they weren't, and you were in the same situation as her ex or father?


Too many people lose custody that way and end up in jail or prison. I consider myself lucky after hearing too many horror stories. Since the cops never pursue false report charges the only thing I can do is educate other people so they don't fall in the same trap.
 
2014-01-25 03:40:58 PM

onyxruby: lack of warmth: She should've kept it up. She was getting beaten, and you weren't going to jail. Win-win.

This has got to the lamest trolling attempt I've seen on fark in quite some time.


Not troll, you didn't find if funny.  Your problem, not mine.
 
2014-01-25 04:37:24 PM
It always strikes me how conspicuously absent female voices are in these threads. Never any "seriously guys, this chick was nuts, this is NOT representative of the majority of women" or "yeah, had a (sister, aunt, cousin, friend, etc) that used to pull shiat like that. biatch was cray-cray". Nothing, just silence. Almost as if this thread (and similar ones) have a silent audience thinking to themselves "look at this dumb one that got caught"
 
2014-01-25 04:51:38 PM

PolyHatSnake: It always strikes me how conspicuously absent female voices are in these threads. Never any "seriously guys, this chick was nuts, this is NOT representative of the majority of women" or "yeah, had a (sister, aunt, cousin, friend, etc) that used to pull shiat like that. biatch was cray-cray". Nothing, just silence. Almost as if this thread (and similar ones) have a silent audience thinking to themselves "look at this dumb one that got caught"


Or just avoiding the usual misogynistic rants of the Oppressed Men's Liberation Front.
 
2014-01-25 05:13:55 PM

PolyHatSnake: It always strikes me how conspicuously absent female voices are in these threads. Never any "seriously guys, this chick was nuts, this is NOT representative of the majority of women" or "yeah, had a (sister, aunt, cousin, friend, etc) that used to pull shiat like that. biatch was cray-cray". Nothing, just silence. Almost as if this thread (and similar ones) have a silent audience thinking to themselves "look at this dumb one that got caught"


Most of Fark is north of 90% male. It's a regular sausage-fest here, and it takes very specific threads to get women out in droves. (TFD is much more balanced, at least years ago.) Why would you expect them to pile on into yet another of these threads?

Anyway, despite the bitter brigade, men do the same crazy shiat (less often) or just overtly threaten/beat/kill their divorcing spouses too. Lower class and immigrants especially, but there are plenty of stories of wealthy upper-class men being vindictive pricks. Murder-suicides and plain murder over custody are still nearly all by men. That's slowly evening out as crazy women start to get as much power as crazy men.

Face it, humans suck. Just try to suck less, instead of dividing and demanding that other people own some stranger's suckage.
 
2014-01-25 05:23:45 PM

PolyHatSnake: It always strikes me how conspicuously absent female voices are in these threads. Never any "seriously guys, this chick was nuts, this is NOT representative of the majority of women" or "yeah, had a (sister, aunt, cousin, friend, etc) that used to pull shiat like that. biatch was cray-cray". Nothing, just silence. Almost as if this thread (and similar ones) have a silent audience thinking to themselves "look at this dumb one that got caught"


Here's one female who thinks this woman is a psycho, and that anyone who sets someone else up like that should be in the lowest reaches of Dante's Inferno. (I think the worst one I've ever heard was that story from a few years back about the woman who had her boyfriend beat her up in order to frame her ex for attempted murder -- the only thing that saved the guy was the record of a credit card transaction fifty miles away. That she wasn't sent to jail is an absolute travesty -- there was no ambiguity there even, just a straight-up frame). But I have to ask, how can you tell the sex ratio for sure? I can't always tell who's male or female just by the information given. Not every woman has a screen name ending in "girl".
 
2014-01-25 06:06:27 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Or just avoiding the usual misogynistic rants of the Oppressed Men's Liberation Front.


Why assume a hatred of women? The women I've known for years or decades are appalled at what my ex did and have been more than willing to testify on my behalf. Some of these women have been victims of domestic abuse themselves. How is warning others or sharing stories any different than women doing the same?
 
2014-01-25 08:44:03 PM
FARK: She shoots you in the arm and head, and while you stagger to the neighbors for help, stabs herself in the neck and calls police saying you shot her   (wtkr.com)

So the guy has gunshots to his arm and head, and she has a neckstab. And she's claiming the dude shot her, even though she has no gunshot wounds?

/Wat.
//dnrtfa
 
2014-01-25 09:32:15 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Or just avoiding the usual misogynistic rants of the Oppressed Men's Liberation Front.


Oh I can't stand those guys.  They are so ranty.  You should check out the Liberation Front of Oppressed Men.  They are much more reasonable thinkers with still some compassion for women.

Also, stay away from Men's Liberation from Oppression Front.

/Monty Python joke, in case it needs explaining
 
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