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(WTKR)   Scariest headline of the day: Toilet flushing system recalled due to impact, laceration hazards   (wtkr.com) divider line 35
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2014-01-25 10:30:33 AM
I get those toilet issues after a night of drinking and tacos regardless...
 
2014-01-25 10:31:07 AM
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2014-01-25 10:32:48 AM
Well crap...
 
2014-01-25 10:32:55 AM
I've had lacerations after impactions on the toilet.  They sell creams for that.
 
2014-01-25 10:34:46 AM

tetsoushima: I've had lacerations after impactions on the toilet.  They sell creams for that.


These are not the 'roids you are looking for. Move along.
 
2014-01-25 10:34:53 AM
i.imgur.com

Merry Christmas!
 
2014-01-25 10:37:16 AM
a248.e.akamai.net
 
2014-01-25 10:39:24 AM
Fissure?
 
2014-01-25 10:41:37 AM
You wouldn't need a sissy pressure-assist system with one of these:
forums.pelicanparts.com
"I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot."
 
2014-01-25 10:42:40 AM
It's all fun and games until the shrapnel hits the anus.
 
2014-01-25 10:43:17 AM
"Do you take big dumps?  Well then, you need the patented Explod-O-Toilet System!  It gets the shiat out!"

(Remember to always use protective eye wear when engaging the "Explod-O-Matic" feature, of the Explod-O-Toilet System)
 
2014-01-25 10:44:28 AM
Well, don't that chap your ass?

/got nothing
 
2014-01-25 10:48:30 AM
Recall Notice:
We're sorry.  We honestly thought that a "pressurized toilet" sounded like a great idea.
 
2014-01-25 10:50:29 AM

Friday night, according to Drew,
Was one that he "would definitely rue".
Bravely tempting fate
He used The FlushmateTM-
And endured a cruel water loo.

 
2014-01-25 10:53:35 AM
 
2014-01-25 10:58:08 AM

hockeychick: I'll take one of these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZeSxGYCDTk


Those are nice, but Toto makes the best toilets. I especially like the one with the seat warmer.
 
2014-01-25 11:03:28 AM
Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
 
2014-01-25 11:07:36 AM

hockeychick: I'll take one of these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZeSxGYCDTk


How about 56 chicken nuggets + 5 large hot dogs, or as I know it, "Brunch"?

The Water Wigglers look like sex toys.
 
2014-01-25 11:09:16 AM
I don't get the problem, as I never flush.
 
2014-01-25 11:16:16 AM
my turtle has gone into hiding after that headline.
 
2014-01-25 11:20:59 AM
Concerned:

application.denofgeek.com
 
2014-01-25 11:34:45 AM
Exactly when the world went wrong I can't say for sure but one moment that comes up in my mind as a likely candidate is the creation of the phrase "toilet flushing system."  Why do we need to call a tank/float/valve/handle a flushing system and how the hell can you muck up something that simple to the point that it can injure someone?
 
2014-01-25 11:38:38 AM
I guess I should have rtfa first.  Now I see that they are talking about one of those hinky pressure thingies.  The owners got what they deserve for buying a screwy thing like that.  I realize that sort of thing may be needed when you are trying to get by on 1.6 gal/flush but why on Earth would you do that?  There is a much easier and cheaper solution: use a tank that holds a decent amount of water (at least 3.2 gal/flush).  They can have my real toilet when they pry it from under my cold, dead ass.
 
2014-01-25 11:42:50 AM

croesius: I get those toilet issues after a night of drinking and tacos regardless...


I'm going to suggest two solutions.  Either chew before swallowing or switch to soft shell tacos.
 
2014-01-25 11:53:53 AM

Ima4nic8or: I guess I should have rtfa first.  Now I see that they are talking about one of those hinky pressure thingies.  The owners got what they deserve for buying a screwy thing like that.  I realize that sort of thing may be needed when you are trying to get by on 1.6 gal/flush but why on Earth would you do that?  There is a much easier and cheaper solution: use a tank that holds a decent amount of water (at least 3.2 gal/flush).  They can have my real toilet when they pry it from under my cold, dead ass.


I hate "low flow" toilets.
 
2014-01-25 11:55:24 AM
Sounds like a real shiatstorm for the manufacturer.

/ most times tail-winds help profitability, but this turdtornado will wreck their balance sheets like a trailer park.
 
2014-01-25 12:07:21 PM

crotchgrabber: hockeychick: I'll take one of these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZeSxGYCDTk

Those are nice, but Toto makes the best toilets. I especially like the one with the seat warmer.


I took a crap down in aaaaaafricaaaaa... Gonna take some time to count the corn I ate last niiiiight....
 
2014-01-25 12:14:53 PM

RottNDude: crotchgrabber: hockeychick: I'll take one of these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZeSxGYCDTk

Those are nice, but Toto makes the best toilets. I especially like the one with the seat warmer.

I took a crap down in aaaaaafricaaaaa... Gonna take some time to count the corn I ate last niiiiight....


Clearly I have not had enough coffee as that took me a second.
 
2014-01-25 12:58:53 PM

Ivo Shandor: You wouldn't need a sissy pressure-assist system with one of these:
[forums.pelicanparts.com image 400x300]
"I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot."


You can't beat a Ferguson.
 
2014-01-25 01:07:47 PM

offmymeds: There is a much easier and cheaper solution: use a tank that holds a decent amount of water (at least 3.2 gal/flush)


Great if you live in a tropical paradise, but when you live in places where water has to be transported hundreds of miles from places that are already experiencing a drought crisis to cities that otherwise wouldn't exist, conservation is key.

Even in areas with plentiful water, less toilet water means less water going through sewage treatment plants.

Now if we can get Southern Californians to give up ubiquitous but useless front lawns...
 
2014-01-25 02:38:37 PM
We have one of these. The original "fix" was to add a metal strap they sent us in the mail.
 
2014-01-25 02:38:47 PM
Exploding toilets could really put a damper on your morning.
 
2014-01-25 03:20:38 PM
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2014-01-25 06:15:52 PM

destrip: offmymeds: There is a much easier and cheaper solution: use a tank that holds a decent amount of water (at least 3.2 gal/flush)

Great if you live in a tropical paradise, but when you live in places where water has to be transported hundreds of miles from places that are already experiencing a drought crisis to cities that otherwise wouldn't exist, conservation is key.

Even in areas with plentiful water, less toilet water means less water going through sewage treatment plants.

Now if we can get Southern Californians to give up ubiquitous but useless front lawns...


That, and the pressurized ones flush much, much better. As a man who regularly clogs most consumer grade toilets with cucumber sized logs, I have to say I really appreciate the pressureized ones in my building.
 
2014-01-25 07:20:46 PM

crotchgrabber: hockeychick: I'll take one of these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZeSxGYCDTk

Those are nice, but Toto makes the best toilets. I especially like the one with the seat warmer.


THIS. They actually make a low-flow toilet that works without pressure tanks or other gimmicks. At my house, we used to have a 3.5-gallon unit from the 1970s that would clog if you looked at it crosseyed. A no-frills 1.4-gallon Toto replaced it, and it has never, never, never clogged, in spite of using less than half as much water.

The "ZOMG low-flush toilets don't work!" schtick reminds me a lot of the light bulb wharrgarbl.
 
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