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(BBC)   Customer: "Hi, I'd like to withdraw some money from my bank account please." Bank Teller: "Nope, unless you can tell us what it's for; and show us an itemized receipt or quote of expenses"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 12
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18927 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2014 at 12:11 PM (38 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-25 11:42:16 AM  
11 votes:
"You haven't heard? I want to get my money out before the bank run starts. You do still have some cash left, don't you?"

Preferably spoken loudly during peak business hours.
2014-01-25 12:17:56 PM  
6 votes:
see, living paycheck-to-paycheck pays off! I knew it.

/who's laughing now.
2014-01-25 12:20:56 PM  
3 votes:
Here is a deposit slip for my new bank, the one down the street. Written on that slip is the amount of money I have in your bank, that will now be put into their bank. I'd like that in singles, please.

Itemized enough for you, baitch?
2014-01-25 01:27:20 PM  
2 votes:
Haven't seen It's a Wonderful Life? Your money is not in the vault in the back. It's in Bob's house. And John's house. And Mac's farm.
2014-01-25 08:07:41 PM  
1 votes:

Psylent1: TuteTibiImperes:

If they're worried about people with fake IDs trying to access accounts they could just require customers to set up security questions that they'd have to answer in the event of a large out of character withdrawal.

Not the damn security questions.

My bank added those for online access, there were about 25 the choose from, but I could not answer any of them. I am not married, have no children, didn't go to college, don't know where my paternal grandfather was born, (he died when my dad was 6), don't have a nephew, my mom didn't have a middle name, etc......


No one said the 'answers' had to actually answer the questions. You favorite car? Albatross. Your mom's middle name? 69. Your first school? Purple. Etc. just don't forget the answers.
2014-01-25 05:03:25 PM  
1 votes:
Yay socialism.
2014-01-25 02:44:14 PM  
1 votes:
Well I WAS going to throw an extravagant surprise party for you and the other bank tellers.
2014-01-25 01:01:29 PM  
1 votes:
This is why you don't use banks.
2014-01-25 12:20:49 PM  
1 votes:

Ivo Shandor: "You haven't heard? I want to get my money out before the bank run starts. You do still have some cash left, don't you?"

Preferably spoken loudly during peak business hours.


This is the answer.

Bring a friend to say loudly "What do you mean the bank's insolvent?!"

/Simpsons did it
2014-01-25 12:20:21 PM  
1 votes:

micah1701: see, living paycheck-to-paycheck pays off! I knew it.

/who's laughing now.


They couldn't hold back my negative balance if they tried.
2014-01-25 12:13:41 PM  
1 votes:

Speaker2Animals: "You shouldn't have to explain to your bank why you want that money. It's not theirs, it's yours."

LMAO if he really believes this.


He should believe this, because it's true.

The customer is allowed to close their account and take it elsewhere anytime they please.  More like "LMAO if the bank really believes this" (although it's 2014, so maybe not the LMAO part).

Just because you're willing to bend over and take it in the ass doesn't mean everyone else is.
2014-01-25 10:26:27 AM  
1 votes:
Customer: "I'll be closing my account please."
 
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