Psylent1: TuteTibiImperes:If they're worried about people with fake IDs trying to access accounts they could just require customers to set up security questions that they'd have to answer in the event of a large out of character withdrawal.Not the damn security questions.My bank added those for online access, there were about 25 the choose from, but I could not answer any of them. I am not married, have no children, didn't go to college, don't know where my paternal grandfather was born, (he died when my dad was 6), don't have a nephew, my mom didn't have a middle name, etc......
Ivo Shandor: "You haven't heard? I want to get my money out before the bank run starts. You do still have some cash left, don't you?"Preferably spoken loudly during peak business hours.
micah1701: see, living paycheck-to-paycheck pays off! I knew it./who's laughing now.
Speaker2Animals: "You shouldn't have to explain to your bank why you want that money. It's not theirs, it's yours."LMAO if he really believes this.
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