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(io9)   Lingerie maker develops bra that monitors the wearer's heartbeat and only opens when she is experiencing true love...or when she walks up the stairs a little bit too fast but anyway, VERY romantic   (io9.com) divider line 13
    More: Silly, cure monitoring, educational film, romance  
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4609 clicks; posted to Geek » on 25 Jan 2014 at 11:51 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-25 12:16:29 PM  
6 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com
2014-01-25 12:29:11 PM  
3 votes:
How about when someone scares them?

"Boo!"
"Eek!" Bra flies open.

They'd be like Nigerian fainting goats, but topless instead of passed out.
2014-01-25 11:53:12 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-25 11:59:41 AM  
2 votes:
That is not very practical.  Every time a chick wearing one of those walked by me their bra would pop open.
2014-01-25 05:24:30 PM  
1 votes:
Rubik's Bubes.
2014-01-25 04:37:05 PM  
1 votes:

Man_Without_A_Hat: How about when someone scares them?

"Boo!"
"Eek!" Bra flies open.

They'd be like Nigerian fainting goats, but topless instead of passed out.


Suddenly Sir Patrick Stewarts screenplay reaches the crucial intersection between script vision & available technology.

\He saw everything.
2014-01-25 01:03:38 PM  
1 votes:
Breast. Novelty Ad. Ever.
2014-01-25 12:41:48 PM  
1 votes:

Man_Without_A_Hat: How about when someone scares them?

"Boo!"
"Eek!" Bra flies open.

They'd be like Nigerian fainting goats, but topless instead of passed out.


¿Porqué no las dos?
2014-01-25 12:03:00 PM  
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: That is not very practical.  Every time a chick wearing one of those walked by me their bra would pop open.


Yes, feelings of disgust also raise the heartbeat.
2014-01-25 12:01:42 PM  
1 votes:
That's funny, like it's some sort of path to the ultimate.  Oh shiat, I can't get the bra off, well, no sex tonight, I guess.
2014-01-25 11:59:37 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-25 11:59:09 AM  
1 votes:
I shall institute a mandatory morning jumping jack routine in the secretary pool and we shall take bets from the board room on who's pops open first!
2014-01-25 11:02:33 AM  
1 votes:
So at the end of a long day, when she comes home exhausted and just wants to free herself from her lace and underwire prison, and she looks around her tiny, Tokyo apartment that she shares with a cat because her only options are overworked salarymen who expect her to give up her career for marriage, or hikikomori, and ponders how her life ended up here at 27...you're saying she can't get her bra off?

/Pocket Ninja I'm not...
 
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