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(io9)   Lingerie maker develops bra that monitors the wearer's heartbeat and only opens when she is experiencing true love...or when she walks up the stairs a little bit too fast but anyway, VERY romantic   (io9.com) divider line 58
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2014-01-25 10:49:09 AM  
That should make laundry day interesting.
 
2014-01-25 10:54:49 AM  
Potential boobie thread?
 
2014-01-25 11:02:33 AM  
So at the end of a long day, when she comes home exhausted and just wants to free herself from her lace and underwire prison, and she looks around her tiny, Tokyo apartment that she shares with a cat because her only options are overworked salarymen who expect her to give up her career for marriage, or hikikomori, and ponders how her life ended up here at 27...you're saying she can't get her bra off?

/Pocket Ninja I'm not...
 
2014-01-25 11:53:12 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-25 11:55:03 AM  

Bondith: So at the end of a long day, when she comes home exhausted and just wants to free herself from her lace and underwire prison, and she looks around her tiny, Tokyo apartment that she shares with a cat because her only options are overworked salarymen who expect her to give up her career for marriage, or hikikomori, and ponders how her life ended up here at 27...you're saying she can't get her bra off?

/Pocket Ninja I'm not...


Does not apply to most Japanese chicks.

/commence with the photos
 
2014-01-25 11:57:44 AM  
I have finally found a reason to become a hacker.
 
2014-01-25 11:59:09 AM  
I shall institute a mandatory morning jumping jack routine in the secretary pool and we shall take bets from the board room on who's pops open first!
 
2014-01-25 11:59:37 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-25 11:59:41 AM  
That is not very practical.  Every time a chick wearing one of those walked by me their bra would pop open.
 
2014-01-25 12:00:29 PM  
This reminds me of the advertisement about "wrong password" or something when a guy tries to take the bra off
 
2014-01-25 12:00:29 PM  
Trade-secret supertip:  They will also slide off over the top, which is usually quicker if they have a t-shirt on anyway.
 
2014-01-25 12:01:42 PM  
That's funny, like it's some sort of path to the ultimate.  Oh shiat, I can't get the bra off, well, no sex tonight, I guess.
 
2014-01-25 12:02:58 PM  

Mad Scientist:


That's a good way to start the morning
 
2014-01-25 12:03:00 PM  

Ima4nic8or: That is not very practical.  Every time a chick wearing one of those walked by me their bra would pop open.


Yes, feelings of disgust also raise the heartbeat.
 
2014-01-25 12:03:11 PM  

Mad Scientist: [img.fark.net image 160x256]


Searched for that image on GIS.  Rule 34 applies for women sneezing.
 
2014-01-25 12:03:28 PM  
Of course no woman's heart rate goes up when she's being assaulted...
 
2014-01-25 12:06:51 PM  
Mood bra?

/get off my lawn
 
2014-01-25 12:07:09 PM  

Mad Scientist: [img.fark.net image 160x256]


I could watch that all day.
 
2014-01-25 12:11:10 PM  

Bondith: Mad Scientist: [img.fark.net image 160x256]

I could watch that all day.


Looks around.
Huh, nuttin to do today.
I think I will.
 
2014-01-25 12:13:20 PM  
How's about when walking down steps ??
 
2014-01-25 12:16:29 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
TWX
2014-01-25 12:27:35 PM  
Sounds like a solution looking for a problem...

/ladies that want to show their breasts aren't concerned about true love
//ladies that don't want to show their breasts don't need a bra that stops them
///to blathe!
 
2014-01-25 12:29:11 PM  
How about when someone scares them?

"Boo!"
"Eek!" Bra flies open.

They'd be like Nigerian fainting goats, but topless instead of passed out.
 
2014-01-25 12:37:20 PM  
 
2014-01-25 12:41:48 PM  

Man_Without_A_Hat: How about when someone scares them?

"Boo!"
"Eek!" Bra flies open.

They'd be like Nigerian fainting goats, but topless instead of passed out.


¿Porqué no las dos?
 
2014-01-25 12:47:23 PM  
Misread that as "Liquor maker develops bra..."
 
2014-01-25 12:50:10 PM  
"Through a built-in heart rate monitor ..."

So sprinkling (small amounts of) belladonna in a woman's drink means true love?
 
2014-01-25 01:01:12 PM  
The only problem is the bra won't open again after a year of marriage...
 
2014-01-25 01:03:38 PM  
Breast. Novelty Ad. Ever.
 
2014-01-25 01:21:52 PM  
So...<stab> <bra flies open> would lead to a very confused serial killer.
 
2014-01-25 01:27:44 PM  
They should make one that only opens when money is exchanged.
 
2014-01-25 01:42:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-25 01:49:55 PM  
img508.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-25 01:50:33 PM  

Mister Buttons: [img.fark.net image 336x273]



Neither can girls.  At least that's my policy.
 
2014-01-25 02:10:31 PM  
Is that like...a chastity bra?

content6.flixster.com
 
2014-01-25 02:11:39 PM  
Oh Japan... you so crazzzzzy.
 
2014-01-25 02:18:30 PM  

LewDux:


Who dat?
 
2014-01-25 02:53:13 PM  
How long till this is exposed as a hoax?

/not cynical, experienced.
 
2014-01-25 02:56:11 PM  
I'm more interested in panty barometers.
 
2014-01-25 03:00:21 PM  
Why are all those guys hanging around at the top of the stairs?
 
2014-01-25 03:02:43 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: LewDux:

Who dat?


Some Spanish TV presenter
 
2014-01-25 03:08:33 PM  
I'll check back later for more boob and bra opening GIFS.

Get on it people!
 
2014-01-25 03:23:01 PM  

LewDux: Benjimin_Dover: LewDux:

Who dat?

Some Spanish TV presenter


Anna Simon
/Search by image FTW
 
2014-01-25 03:33:32 PM  
So does sisterly love count?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-25 04:07:06 PM  
Sigh... wish bras that open on the front were more popular. I can open them with two fingers in a fraction of a second. Apparently they have a habit of popping open on their own which I thought was a feature but most women claim is a defect. Not that I would mind receiving that support ticket.
 
2014-01-25 04:37:05 PM  

Man_Without_A_Hat: How about when someone scares them?

"Boo!"
"Eek!" Bra flies open.

They'd be like Nigerian fainting goats, but topless instead of passed out.


Suddenly Sir Patrick Stewarts screenplay reaches the crucial intersection between script vision & available technology.

\He saw everything.
 
2014-01-25 04:50:21 PM  

Mad Scientist: [img.fark.net image 160x256]




Who is this?
 
2014-01-25 04:56:22 PM  
Such a pair of perfect breast only come ones a century . it would be a shame to waste them.
 
2014-01-25 05:24:30 PM  
Rubik's Bubes.
 
2014-01-25 05:41:31 PM  
Shame they can't use this technology for something useful like monitoring if the woman is having a heart problem.
 
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