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(Anchorage Daily News)   If you're thinking about becoming a bi-sexual to double your chances for a date, it doesn't work that way   (adn.com) divider line 9
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2014-01-25 12:21:06 PM  
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ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".


But then you talk to 'em...
2014-01-25 01:46:22 PM  
2 votes:

frepnog: read the study where they made "bi" guys watch various porn.

the "gay" porn elicited no response, but the "straight" porn did.  I personally think that "bi" is less "attracted to both sexes"  and more "i don't care who touches my pee-pee" type thing.

also read the story where gay men and straight women tried to see who gave better blowjobs.  glory hole situation, unaware man sticks dick thru hole and tries to see if he can figure out who did it better.

All I can say is that gay guys need to talk to some girls, because men apparently stink at sucking cock.

Even the ones that claim they are awesome at it.


I read that story too.  Glad I'm not the only one on this website that subscribes to Homosexual Panic monthly.
2014-01-25 08:41:18 PM  
1 votes:
Subby, the word "bisexual" doesn't have a hyphen.  That would be like homo-sexual or les-bian.  It just looks ignorant.  Please refer to:
http://whatexit.org/tal/mywritings/how-to-spell-bisexual.html
2014-01-25 07:18:30 PM  
1 votes:

Mangoose: Mugato: Mangoose: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

What if I just like things up my bum?

Well I have afternoons off on my Thursdays.

No. Lube.


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2014-01-25 01:42:07 PM  
1 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: hardinparamedic: ThatGuyFromTheInternet:I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

The same way the girl looks at you with horror and disgust.

There's pepperspray involved?


Pepperspray is soooo passé mace is where it's at now.

And they're so pretty! Mine has these lovely details on the handle and the spikes are accentuated in a nice white trim, makes the blood spatter more palatable.
2014-01-25 01:31:10 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: [img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


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Here, Mom, my vibrator is yours now.

2014-01-25 01:26:31 PM  
1 votes:
Well, damn it, subby, and here I was all ready to go out and start sucking some dicks, because, even though I've never wanted them before, hey!  Dicks!

nekom: ThatGuyFromTheInternet:
I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

I used to think that as well until I realized something.  I'm straight.  There are probably gay guys who can't understand how we can look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed male and think "no thanks", but different strokes for different folks.


A gay guy told once told me that to him a vagina looked like a canned ham dropped from a rooftop.  Just didn't do it for him.  Different strokes they are.
2014-01-25 01:21:54 PM  
1 votes:
Heterosexual men are always on the make and will shag anything. Heterosexual women are selective. This means that heterosexual men are unable to shag at will. They have to make small talk and buy dinners and generally put forth a bit of effort. This takes time.

Homosexual men are always on the make and will shag anything. Homosexual men are not selective. This means that homosexual men are able to shag at will. They do not have to make small talk or buy dinners or generally put forth a bit of effort. This takes being in the same room.
2014-01-25 01:20:54 PM  
1 votes:
ThatGuyFromTheInternet:I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

The same way the girl looks at you with horror and disgust.
 
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