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(Anchorage Daily News)   If you're thinking about becoming a bi-sexual to double your chances for a date, it doesn't work that way   (adn.com) divider line 99
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2014-01-25 01:42:58 PM  

Bane of Broone: frepnog: Bane of Broone: 1. Who gives a shiat who someone else sleeps with?

ask your father what he thinks.

Meaning?


are you retarded?  the meaning is pretty straightforward.
 
2014-01-25 01:43:56 PM  
Wanda says not in my back...door and wayne says threesome.
 
2014-01-25 01:44:29 PM  

Mugato: Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.


Bisexuality can be awfully confusing. Here, I'll let John Corvino explain.
 
2014-01-25 01:46:22 PM  

frepnog: read the study where they made "bi" guys watch various porn.

the "gay" porn elicited no response, but the "straight" porn did.  I personally think that "bi" is less "attracted to both sexes"  and more "i don't care who touches my pee-pee" type thing.

also read the story where gay men and straight women tried to see who gave better blowjobs.  glory hole situation, unaware man sticks dick thru hole and tries to see if he can figure out who did it better.

All I can say is that gay guys need to talk to some girls, because men apparently stink at sucking cock.

Even the ones that claim they are awesome at it.


I read that story too.  Glad I'm not the only one on this website that subscribes to Homosexual Panic monthly.
 
2014-01-25 01:46:59 PM  

frepnog: Bane of Broone: frepnog: Bane of Broone: 1. Who gives a shiat who someone else sleeps with?

ask your father what he thinks.

Meaning?

are you retarded?  the meaning is pretty straightforward.


Please do this retard a favor and explain what you mean. I can see your comment meaning a few different things, so all you have to do is spell it out.
 
2014-01-25 01:47:23 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: zimbomba63: Where's he hanging out lately?

Still at the Lyceum. You can catch him on Thursday nights.


How's the veal?
 
2014-01-25 01:47:48 PM  
No Captain Jack Harkness? I am disappoint. Or is he considered science fiction?
 
2014-01-25 01:48:10 PM  

Maggie_Luna: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: hardinparamedic: ThatGuyFromTheInternet:I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

The same way the girl looks at you with horror and disgust.

There's pepperspray involved?

Pepperspray is soooo passé mace is where it's at now.

And they're so pretty! Mine has these lovely details on the handle and the spikes are accentuated in a nice white trim, makes the blood spatter more palatable.


How YOU  doin?
 
2014-01-25 01:49:08 PM  

theflatline: [img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


Freak show?
 
2014-01-25 01:49:38 PM  

Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual.


You have a hard time believing the Greco-Roman civilization existed?
 
2014-01-25 01:52:37 PM  

brap: I read that story too. Glad I'm not the only one on this website that subscribes to Homosexual Panic monthly.


if you had read either story, you would know that neither had anything whatever to do with homophobia.

educate yourself and don't throw out remarks like that if you don't know what you are talking about.  It makes YOU look ignorant.
 
2014-01-25 01:53:26 PM  
isn't this just sexual gluttony?

you have yours but have to take mine as well?
 
2014-01-25 01:58:56 PM  
Let us not forget the people NOBODY will "date".
Any sexual orientation.

We could start a list, but that darn flood protection,,,

/i was napping, when did dating replace f##king?
 
2014-01-25 02:01:00 PM  
It will increase your chances for a date.........if you are good looking.   Dudes on Friday nights, chicks on Saturday and mixed bag in-between.  An uggo that decides to switch hit will still be sitting at home alone every night of the week.
 
2014-01-25 02:01:05 PM  

frepnog: Even the ones that claim they are awesome at it


Ive had my dick sucked by both genders, there was no apparent bias to talent.

BEST was from a female, but that was a statistical anomaly

Overall - I like my dick sucked (and being bi does indeed double my chances)
 
2014-01-25 02:01:18 PM  

Ishkur: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual.

You have a hard time believing the Greco-Roman civilization existed?


Was not much of a problem until some Nanny said, "No butt love, shame and Jesus on you".
 
2014-01-25 02:03:44 PM  

frepnog: brap: I read that story too. Glad I'm not the only one on this website that subscribes to Homosexual Panic monthly.

if you had read either story, you would know that neither had anything whatever to do with homophobia.

educate yourself and don't throw out remarks like that if you don't know what you are talking about.  It makes YOU look ignorant.


My intention was to make myself look ignorant as a comic device.  Also, please stop hitting on me.  It's making my Pampers fit tight.
 
2014-01-25 02:06:14 PM  

brap: frepnog: brap:   It's making my Pampers fit tight.


Depends, is there a chance?
 
2014-01-25 02:06:50 PM  

brap: Also, please stop hitting on me. It's making my Pampers fit tight.


having an ancient fark account doesn't make you funny.
 
2014-01-25 02:08:29 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: It will increase your chances for a date.........if you are good looking.   Dudes on Friday nights, chicks on Saturday and mixed bag in-between.  An uggo that decides to switch hit will still be sitting at home alone every night of the week.


An uggo switch hitting sounds like desperation just to be touched.
 
2014-01-25 02:10:03 PM  

frepnog: brap: Also, please stop hitting on me. It's making my Pampers fit tight.

having an ancient fark account doesn't make you funny.


Granted but it does make me dedicated to sadness.
 
2014-01-25 02:11:48 PM  

Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.


One of my neighbors was(has since moved) a mostly gay bisexual. He liked pretty much all men that wherent fugly and some women (mostly extremely hot where even Studman69 wouldnt think the knees where sharp).
 
2014-01-25 02:14:30 PM  

lack of warmth: Pumpernickel bread: It will increase your chances for a date.........if you are good looking.   Dudes on Friday nights, chicks on Saturday and mixed bag in-between.  An uggo that decides to switch hit will still be sitting at home alone every night of the week.

An uggo switch hitting sounds like desperation just to be touched.


Is that bad?
 
2014-01-25 02:17:25 PM  
No it really doesn't.

/Especially when you're still a social retard hanging out on fark all the time
//Forever alone.jpg
 
2014-01-25 02:25:06 PM  

Europos: No it really doesn't.

/Especially when you're still a social retard hanging out on fark all the time
//Forever alone.jpg


Double 0% is still double
 
2014-01-25 02:35:10 PM  

houstondragon: All this, and not a single Bailey Jay pic? I am disappoint.

Sex is sex. You can achieve the same results solo if needed. The rest is the emotional relationships that tag along with it.

Some folks are comfortable with either way. If they're happy, ain't no skin off ya.


api.ning.com

here, happy now?
 
2014-01-25 02:35:35 PM  
Funny and yet perfectly relevant to this discussion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg
 
2014-01-25 02:41:14 PM  

Slartibartfaster: Double 0% is still double


Linked for language. Link
 
2014-01-25 02:44:24 PM  

Slartibartfaster: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

Im a male bisexual, we exist. (and we are not at all uncommon)


Ok. that's cool. Not trying to get into a whole big thing here.
 
2014-01-25 02:51:43 PM  
I'm bi, as in I like to have sex with either, but I much prefer men, and could NEVER be in a relationship with a woman.

/bishes be cray
 
2014-01-25 03:21:15 PM  

Popular Opinion: isn't this just sexual gluttony?

you have yours but have to take mine as well?


Or you just have a larger pool of humans to find the love of your life.

Bane of Broone: 1. Who gives a shiat who someone else sleeps with?
2. Regarding the headline, if I had accepted the invitations from the guys that have hit on me my number of dates would be much larger. Maybe not double though.


This.
 
2014-01-25 03:42:53 PM  

Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.


What if I just like things up my bum?
 
2014-01-25 03:50:16 PM  

Mangoose: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

What if I just like things up my bum?


Well I have afternoons off on my Thursdays.
 
2014-01-25 04:14:02 PM  

martid4: FarkinHostile: It does if you're in prison.


/or the Navy
//or a frat...

It's not queer once you leave the pier.


I don't understand prison or boat buttsecks for straight guys. You are allowed to fap, right? On terra firma, if you can't find a woman, do you then try to hook up with a dude, or do you just go home and jerk off? Why does going gay jump up to the #2 spot only in jail or on a ship?
 
2014-01-25 04:14:07 PM  
Woody Allen and friend. This is face of Bizexuality

forward.com
 
2014-01-25 04:22:08 PM  

Mangoose: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

What if I just like things up my bum?


lol, a friend was telling me how shocked he was to see a program about people that like to be "squashed", which he explained was having a large woman lay on top of them.

i said that in a world of chili dogs, glass bottom boats, and alabama hot pockets, i was not surprised at anything anymore.
 
2014-01-25 04:29:12 PM  

Mugato: Mangoose: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

What if I just like things up my bum?

Well I have afternoons off on my Thursdays.


No. Lube.
 
2014-01-25 05:53:59 PM  
HEY GUIZ EVERYONE SEEN THAT PIC OF BRANDO SUCKING A WEENER
 
2014-01-25 05:59:30 PM  
dopekitty74: I'm bi, as in I like to have sex with either, but I much prefer men, and could NEVER be in a relationship with a woman.

/bishes be cray


There are 2 things that would stand in the way of trying to get me on the gay/bi team.

1) There is just no way in hell I could ever in a million years fark a hairy manly bear, just no, a thousand times no.

2) Twinks are cattier biatches than women from what I've ever seen or heard of. If I'm gonna put up with all the drama of a woman why would I wanna settle for one without boobs or a vag?
 
2014-01-25 06:55:56 PM  
Doubling the odds is a narrow minded thought and probably not accurate.
Think about it...
Women are not as easy as guys. I would suppose that being bi, a guy would probably get 10 guys to 1 girl when it come to having sex.

Women are prudes. They don't want to have sex with me. Should I try bi?

You don't have to answer. Even gay guys don't have sex with ugly men.

/Ugly.
 
2014-01-25 06:57:10 PM  
Hey, that means I am doubling the odds. Zero of zero is zero.
 
2014-01-25 07:18:30 PM  

Mangoose: Mugato: Mangoose: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

What if I just like things up my bum?

Well I have afternoons off on my Thursdays.

No. Lube.


(relevant to your comment)
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-25 07:41:32 PM  
This is ESPECIALLY true if you're a dude. Most women support and encourage gay and bi men in an abstract sense, but then personally would never date a bi guy because they thinks it's gross and immasculate. This is why pretty much all bi guys just live as gay men.
 
2014-01-25 08:41:18 PM  
Subby, the word "bisexual" doesn't have a hyphen.  That would be like homo-sexual or les-bian.  It just looks ignorant.  Please refer to:
http://whatexit.org/tal/mywritings/how-to-spell-bisexual.html
 
2014-01-25 10:00:37 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: I disagree, buy-sexual people get laid at least every payday.


I'm buysexual. If you have sex with me (ladies) I will buy you stuff.
 
2014-01-25 11:48:42 PM  

Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.


Shut up, Mr. Mugato!   You are not brought upon this world to "get it"!
 
2014-01-26 12:07:20 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".


I kinda feel this way about people who AREN'T bisexual.  How can anyone look at a hot guy OR a hot girl and think "no thanks"?

But to each his own.
 
2014-01-26 01:54:04 AM  

ciberido: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

I kinda feel this way about people who AREN'T bisexual.  How can anyone look at a hot guy OR a hot girl and think "no thanks"?

But to each his own.


Indeed, the people that I've been meeting and attracted to and dating are women but that doesn't mean I'm not attracted to men just haven't found one lately I would date. I really don't have a preferace it's just who I get along with and am attracted too.
 
2014-01-26 03:59:59 AM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: martid4: FarkinHostile: It does if you're in prison.


/or the Navy
//or a frat...

It's not queer once you leave the pier.

I don't understand prison or boat buttsecks for straight guys. You are allowed to fap, right? On terra firma, if you can't find a woman, do you then try to hook up with a dude, or do you just go home and jerk off? Why does going gay jump up to the #2 spot only in jail or on a ship?


Not sure about the explanation for a boat, but with prison rape its more of a control and dominence thang than a pure sex thing. Sort of a rape or be raped situation.
 
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