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2014-01-25 11:01:01 AM  
I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.
 
2014-01-25 11:16:37 AM  

Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.


Gay and straight are modern concepts. In the ancient era it was more open for experimentation.
 
2014-01-25 11:32:02 AM  

Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.


Ask Plato
 
2014-01-25 11:59:54 AM  

Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.


two words: prostate orgasm...  some guys like the real thing instead of just toys...  not really a difficult concept...  there's also the 1 horny guy plus 1 horny guy equals sex equation to figure in as well.  i think it'd be great having all options available when it comes to getting some, but as much as i do find women incredibly beautiful and sexy, it just doesn't do anything for me beyond visual appreciation.  :)
 
2014-01-25 12:18:44 PM  

Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.


I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".
 
2014-01-25 12:21:06 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".


But then you talk to 'em...
 
2014-01-25 12:25:38 PM  
As I understand it, being bisexual is akin to being a two-faced, wishy-washy, sex freak.  Or a traitor, coz you can't be loyal to one particular "team."

I think it's stupid.  If it feels good and doesn't harm anyone, nobody should really give a shiat.

/ps:  wrap it up, people!
 
2014-01-25 12:26:55 PM  
ThatGuyFromTheInternet:
I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

I used to think that as well until I realized something.  I'm straight.  There are probably gay guys who can't understand how we can look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed male and think "no thanks", but different strokes for different folks.
 
2014-01-25 12:27:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

But then you talk to 'em...


As hot as a girl may be, somewhere, out there, is a guy who is sick of her shiat.

/I've known some twinks that were the same way
 
2014-01-25 12:34:19 PM  

xanadian: As hot as a girl may be, somewhere, out there, is a guy who is sick of her shiat.


Jesus that cliche is old.

So? Isn't that true of everything that's awesome? What does that mean?
 
2014-01-25 12:45:07 PM  

xanadian: FirstNationalBastard: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

But then you talk to 'em...

As hot as a girl may be, somewhere, out there, is a guy who is sick of her shiat.

/I've known some twinks that were the same way


But do they put out?

nekom: I used to think that as well until I realized something. I'm straight. There are probably gay guys who can't understand how we can look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed male and think "no thanks", but different strokes for different folks.


Exactly. Had that perspective pointed out in a sexual orientation thread here.
 
2014-01-25 01:03:03 PM  
It does if you're in prison.


/or the Navy
//or a frat...
 
2014-01-25 01:05:11 PM  

Mugato: xanadian: As hot as a girl may be, somewhere, out there, is a guy who is sick of her shiat.

Jesus that cliche is old.

So? Isn't that true of everything that's awesome? What does that mean?


It means he was repeating that after he heard it from someone else before you were.
 
2014-01-25 01:05:19 PM  
This is 2014. Bisexuality really isn't that confusing.
 
2014-01-25 01:06:25 PM  

cynicalminion: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

two words: prostate orgasm...  some guys like the real thing instead of just toys...  not really a difficult concept...  there's also the 1 horny guy plus 1 horny guy equals sex equation to figure in as well.  i think it'd be great having all options available when it comes to getting some, but as much as i do find women incredibly beautiful and sexy, it just doesn't do anything for me beyond visual appreciation.  :)


So youre saying 1 horny straight guy + 1 hourny straight guy = buttsecks, but one horny gay guy + one horny straight woman = 0?
 
2014-01-25 01:08:07 PM  
I disagree, buy-sexual people get laid at least every payday.
 
2014-01-25 01:09:08 PM  
You can be rejected by an even larger pool of candidates.
 
2014-01-25 01:09:20 PM  
this "woman" disagrees

thebutchclothingcompany.co.uk
 
2014-01-25 01:09:55 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Ask Plato


Or Andy Dick.

It's funny though... most of my gay friends are only interested in guys (though almost all also like women's breast because, well, boobies) but there are a few who will occasionally hookup with a girl. They don't identify as bi but maybe that's a cultural thing?
 
2014-01-25 01:11:55 PM  

EngineerAU: PC LOAD LETTER: Ask Plato

Or Andy Dick.

It's funny though... most of my gay friends are only interested in guys (though almost all also like women's breast because, well, boobies) but there are a few who will occasionally hookup with a girl. They don't identify as bi but maybe that's a cultural thing?


because busting a nut is busting a nut?
 
2014-01-25 01:12:39 PM  

Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.


What's so difficult about the concept?

"You seem nice enough. We can figure out how to have a fun time."

You don't need to "crave" a body part, you just have to want to make the other person feel good.
 
2014-01-25 01:12:42 PM  
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2014-01-25 01:13:05 PM  
You're doing it wrong.

The proper way to be bi is to get with whoever you're attracted to. Of course if you "come out" as bi you're going to have trouble finding a partner, because you have automatically declared that that individual is physically incapable of meeting your needs, and you'll have to have someone else down the road.
 
2014-01-25 01:16:14 PM  

1derful: You're doing it wrong.

The proper way to be bi is to get with whoever you're attracted to. Of course if you "come out" as bi you're going to have trouble finding a partner, because you have automatically declared that that individual is physically incapable of meeting your needs, and you'll have to have someone else down the road.


There's this very nice hermaphrodite I could introduce you to!
 
2014-01-25 01:16:17 PM  
He is gay. Case closed.

NEXT ISSUE!

/ if he has to have the poop chute women have those too.
 
2014-01-25 01:19:16 PM  

1derful: You're doing it wrong.

The proper way to be bi is to get with whoever you're attracted to. Of course if you "come out" as bi you're going to have trouble finding a partner, because you have automatically declared that that individual is physically incapable of meeting your needs, and you'll have to have someone else down the road.


a girl can't strap-on?
 
2014-01-25 01:19:36 PM  
Gay or straight? Dont be so suburban! If they feel good do them.
 
2014-01-25 01:20:54 PM  
ThatGuyFromTheInternet:I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

The same way the girl looks at you with horror and disgust.
 
2014-01-25 01:21:54 PM  
Heterosexual men are always on the make and will shag anything. Heterosexual women are selective. This means that heterosexual men are unable to shag at will. They have to make small talk and buy dinners and generally put forth a bit of effort. This takes time.

Homosexual men are always on the make and will shag anything. Homosexual men are not selective. This means that homosexual men are able to shag at will. They do not have to make small talk or buy dinners or generally put forth a bit of effort. This takes being in the same room.
 
2014-01-25 01:22:06 PM  

bopis: cynicalminion: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

two words: prostate orgasm...  some guys like the real thing instead of just toys...  not really a difficult concept...  there's also the 1 horny guy plus 1 horny guy equals sex equation to figure in as well.  i think it'd be great having all options available when it comes to getting some, but as much as i do find women incredibly beautiful and sexy, it just doesn't do anything for me beyond visual appreciation.  :)

So youre saying 1 horny straight guy + 1 hourny straight guy = buttsecks, but one horny gay guy + one horny straight woman = 0?


umm, no.  just referencing the seemingly common idea that there's less hoops getting jumped through when two guys are just looking to get off... if you're going out looking to just hook up, and a significant percentage of the other guys there are too, the only thing you really need to LOOK for, is a place. :)
 
2014-01-25 01:22:59 PM  
PICK A HOLE, DAMMIT! MY LIFE REQUIRES BINARY CHOICES ON EVERYTHING!
 
2014-01-25 01:23:17 PM  

cynicalminion: as much as i do find women incredibly beautiful and sexy, it just doesn't do anything for me beyond visual appreciation. :)


I'm a little farther along the spectrum as in I like boobs, but I'm pretty much 'above the waist' for females. Plus I don't think I could stand other women's bullshiat much more than a guy could, possible even less because I know where they're coming from (and it's usually some stupid insecurity thing).

My lesbian friend once asked me, while drunk, if I thought we could have gotten together, and I had to answer her honestly: we'd have fought way too much.
 
2014-01-25 01:24:53 PM  

Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.


Im a male bisexual, we exist. (and we are not at all uncommon)
 
2014-01-25 01:26:08 PM  
Well, duh. If you're bisexual, for every new person that's now in the dating pool, there's probably an equal number of people who would be weirded out by the bisexuality and become uninterested.
 
2014-01-25 01:26:31 PM  
Well, damn it, subby, and here I was all ready to go out and start sucking some dicks, because, even though I've never wanted them before, hey!  Dicks!

nekom: ThatGuyFromTheInternet:
I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

I used to think that as well until I realized something.  I'm straight.  There are probably gay guys who can't understand how we can look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed male and think "no thanks", but different strokes for different folks.


A gay guy told once told me that to him a vagina looked like a canned ham dropped from a rooftop.  Just didn't do it for him.  Different strokes they are.
 
2014-01-25 01:28:02 PM  
Crassus: Do you steal?
Antoninus: No, master.
Crassus: Do you lie?
Antoninus: Not if I can avoid it.
Crassus': Have you... ever dishonored the gods?
Antoninus: No, master.
Crassus': Do you refrain from these vices out of respect for moral virtues?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Crassus: Do you eat snails?
Antoninus: No, master.
Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral, and the eating of snails to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals, hmm?
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.
 
2014-01-25 01:28:43 PM  

FarkinHostile: It does if you're in prison.


/or the Navy
//or a frat...


It's not queer once you leave the pier.
 
2014-01-25 01:29:38 PM  
It "doubles" your pool of potential dates; your odds remain the same.
 
2014-01-25 01:31:10 PM  

theflatline: [img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


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Here, Mom, my vibrator is yours now.

 
2014-01-25 01:32:39 PM  
1. Who gives a shiat who someone else sleeps with?
2. Regarding the headline, if I had accepted the invitations from the guys that have hit on me my number of dates would be much larger. Maybe not double though.
 
2014-01-25 01:33:03 PM  
read the study where they made "bi" guys watch various porn.

the "gay" porn elicited no response, but the "straight" porn did.  I personally think that "bi" is less "attracted to both sexes"  and more "i don't care who touches my pee-pee" type thing.

also read the story where gay men and straight women tried to see who gave better blowjobs.  glory hole situation, unaware man sticks dick thru hole and tries to see if he can figure out who did it better.

All I can say is that gay guys need to talk to some girls, because men apparently stink at sucking cock.

Even the ones that claim they are awesome at it.
 
2014-01-25 01:33:50 PM  

Bane of Broone: 1. Who gives a shiat who someone else sleeps with?


ask your father what he thinks.
 
2014-01-25 01:34:21 PM  

socoloco: He is gay. Case closed.

NEXT ISSUE!

/ if he has to have the poop chute women have those too.


... ya know how I know you dont understand ?

// hint, there is something women do not have... actually quite a few
// there are lots of things men do not have
/ I reserve the right to both, cuz Im that kind of greedy.
 
2014-01-25 01:35:03 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Mugato: I have a hard time believing that there's such a thing as a male bisexual. A bisexual girl? Of course, that's natural and totally hot. And gay people are wired that way and there's nothing wrong with that. But a dude who likes girls but also craves the cock? I dunno, doesn't make sense.

Not that they should be discriminated against or anything, I just don't see it.

Ask Plato


Where's he hanging out lately?  I made the mistake of asking Playdo, and he didn't know anything.
 
2014-01-25 01:35:17 PM  

frepnog: Bane of Broone: 1. Who gives a shiat who someone else sleeps with?

ask your father what he thinks.


Meaning?
 
2014-01-25 01:37:03 PM  

hardinparamedic: ThatGuyFromTheInternet:I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

The same way the girl looks at you with horror and disgust.


There's pepperspray involved?
 
2014-01-25 01:37:52 PM  

zimbomba63: Where's he hanging out lately?


Still at the Lyceum. You can catch him on Thursday nights.
 
2014-01-25 01:40:42 PM  
Didn't Chasing Amy already cover this?
 
2014-01-25 01:41:58 PM  
All this, and not a single Bailey Jay pic? I am disappoint.

Sex is sex. You can achieve the same results solo if needed. The rest is the emotional relationships that tag along with it.

Some folks are comfortable with either way. If they're happy, ain't no skin off ya.
 
2014-01-25 01:42:07 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: hardinparamedic: ThatGuyFromTheInternet:I used to think like this about gay males, how a guy could look at the masterpiece that is a perfectly-formed female and think "no thanks".

The same way the girl looks at you with horror and disgust.

There's pepperspray involved?


Pepperspray is soooo passé mace is where it's at now.

And they're so pretty! Mine has these lovely details on the handle and the spikes are accentuated in a nice white trim, makes the blood spatter more palatable.
 
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