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(AZ Family)   As part of his efforts to promote patriotism in his jails, Sheriff Joe Arpaio puts inmates on a bread and water diet if they deface the American flag decals he makes mandatory in every cell   (azfamily.com) divider line 20
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2014-01-25 12:27:30 PM  
7 votes:
I think you people are being entirely too hard on Sheriff Joe. He and the rest of the GOP are not the fascist assholes many of you imagine. They are reaching out every single day and extending an olive branch of peace and inclusiveness. Today's GOP wants everyone to know that they are not heartless bastards with souls as black as an unlit dungeon.

You libtards are delusional in thinking that today's conservative leadership has an deep-rooted hatred of women, science, LGBT persons, Hispanics, blacks, and the poor.
You people are failing to see conservative compassion in action.
Why just the other day I heard of a GOP outreach program here in the south. Right-wing Republicans, with the help of the cast of Duck Dynasty, have begun a program to take inner city kids on white water adventures....

i.imgur.com
Paula Deen even packed a sack lunch.
2014-01-25 02:01:47 PM  
6 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: pueblonative: As for 2, Joe's probably hired more people to fake assasinate him than anybody else.

Holy shiat!  So that farker staged a fake assassination (on the taxpayer's dime), committed entrapment and wrongfully jailed someone, and THEN cost the county $1.6 million in the ensuing lawsuit.  Why the fark is he still in office?!?!  How farking stupid are people?


Steven Segal doesn't wear a keffiyeh lightly.  He's a hardcore operator ready to pull the trigger on a moments notice.  You people think this is a joke?
If a man can only make a bomb after Sheriffs Deputies sell him parts and give him instructions on how to build it then just imagine what he could've done with no help whatsoever. Probably write strongly worded letters like you libulardos do.  Sometimes you have to enable your enemies through blatantly illegal and irresponsible means in order for them to out themselves
 www.taekwondotimes.com

You libturds think truth justice and the american way is free.  That its your birthright.  But you're wrong.  Its earned through manufactured crisis and action movie hero antics.
2014-01-25 02:11:03 PM  
3 votes:

Doktor_Zhivago: HMS_Blinkin: I remember enjoying thoroughly that Steven Seagal said he had spent "millions of hours" in firearms training, only to have it pointed out that 1,000,000 hours = 114 years.

Again do you really think this is a joke?  Steven Segal has killed thousands of people on film with his bare hands.  That's enough evidence that I wouldn't question his skills in the arts of personal combat.  Sure he might technically be "above military weight requirements" and "75 years old", but he would wipe the floor with Seal Team 6 just like how he took out Cher in Under Siege.


I was with you until the bolded part.  I'm outraged that you'd underestimate his kill count by a whole order of magnitude like that.  He's killed tens, if not hundreds of thousands of people.  You're just another lib who's afraid to to face facts.  Go enjoy your libfacts which apparently ignore 90% of Steven Segal's confirmed kills, you hippy.
2014-01-25 01:43:26 PM  
3 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: It amazes me that the folks who have a fetishistic love for the flag think the left is fascist.


Flaggotry: (n) To love the symbol and ignore the meaning behind it

/Joke stolen from another Farker
2014-01-25 02:14:13 PM  
2 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: Doktor_Zhivago: HMS_Blinkin: I remember enjoying thoroughly that Steven Seagal said he had spent "millions of hours" in firearms training, only to have it pointed out that 1,000,000 hours = 114 years.

Again do you really think this is a joke?  Steven Segal has killed thousands of people on film with his bare hands.  That's enough evidence that I wouldn't question his skills in the arts of personal combat.  Sure he might technically be "above military weight requirements" and "75 years old", but he would wipe the floor with Seal Team 6 just like how he took out Cher in Under Siege.

I was with you until the bolded part.  I'm outraged that you'd underestimate his kill count by a whole order of magnitude like that.  He's killed tens, if not hundreds of thousands of people.  You're just another lib who's afraid to to face facts.  Go enjoy your libfacts which apparently ignore 90% of Steven Segal's confirmed kills, you hippy.


With reruns, it goes in the millions.
2014-01-25 05:34:16 PM  
1 votes:
It's no different than the paintings Sheriff Joe keeps of Kim Il-Sung and Kim Jong-Il.
2014-01-25 02:34:23 PM  
1 votes:

Descartes: (checks main page)

Ahhhh, you have to be Godless to get the  [img.fark.com image 54x11] tag these days.
Respect for the flag isn't good enough anymore with the usual suspects.


I'll just quote George Carlin on this.

The flag is a symbol, and I'll leave symbols to the symbol-minded.
2014-01-25 02:26:00 PM  
1 votes:
This will most likely instill a great sense of patriotism and a healthy fear of disrespecting our cheap plastic  chinese made glue backed symbol of freedom.
2014-01-25 02:08:32 PM  
1 votes:
I feel the same way about my "God Bless This Camper" woodburned plaque.  You feck with the tchotchke you feck with me.  You feck with me and you've released the fury of the panther and the strength of fifteen robots.

I WILL CUT YOU!
2014-01-25 02:06:17 PM  
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: I remember enjoying thoroughly that Steven Seagal said he had spent "millions of hours" in firearms training, only to have it pointed out that 1,000,000 hours = 114 years.


Again do you really think this is a joke?  Steven Segal has killed thousands of people on film with his bare hands.  That's enough evidence that I wouldn't question his skills in the arts of personal combat.  Sure he might technically be "above military weight requirements" and "75 years old", but he would wipe the floor with Seal Team 6 just like how he took out Cher in Under Siege.
2014-01-25 02:03:24 PM  
1 votes:

Popular Opinion: omg, we are feeding criminals $5 pieces of artisan toast?!?!?!

outraged!


Don't forget the gourmet Asiago cheese! Such savagery
2014-01-25 02:02:38 PM  
1 votes:
Sheriff Joe is a true American Hero.

These people are in jail for committing a crime.

He is insuring they learn their lesson and be productive.

It's been proven time and again most people are in jail because the lack structure and morals.

Well, I can't think of a better way to teach them structure and morals than what he's doing.

All you libtards go solve crime in your own state.
Give your crooks 3 course meals and teach them how to build knives and take drugs.

Leave AZ alone, it works for them and the people there overwhelmingly support them.  You are not tolerant of that, what a shame.
2014-01-25 02:01:36 PM  
1 votes:
Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore
© John Prine


While digesting Reader's Digest
In the back of a dirty book store,
A plastic flag, with gum on the back,
Fell out on the floor.
Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
Slapped it on my window shield,
And if I could see old Betsy Ross
I'd tell her how good I feel.

Chorus:
But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.

Well, I went to the bank this morning
And the cashier he said to me,
"If you join the Christmas club
We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
Well, I didn't mess around a bit
I took him up on what he said.
And I stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife's forehead.
Repeat Chorus:

Well, I got my window shield so filled
With flags I couldn't see.
So, I ran the car upside a curb
And right into a tree.
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead.
And I'll never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates said...

"But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
We're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more."
2014-01-25 01:49:17 PM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I wonder if it's working.

What is Joe's recidivism rate?
Is crime down or up, compared to the national average?
What's his cost per inmate?

In short: No, it's not.

Violent crime as a whole is down in Arizona per capita. The only area it continues to rise is in Joe's district.


Your statement only proves that Sheriff Arpaio's methods are not only necessary, but insufficient. Hopefully, he will implement further strict standards in the future, and hopefully he will continue to do so until violent crime begins to decline in the district.
2014-01-25 01:48:18 PM  
1 votes:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: hardinparamedic: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I wonder if it's working.

What is Joe's recidivism rate?
Is crime down or up, compared to the national average?
What's his cost per inmate?

In short: No, it's not.

Violent crime as a whole is down in Arizona per capita. The only area it continues to rise is in Joe's district.

Citation? Cuz I think that statement is full of shiat.

Oh, and the "bread" if a nutriition loaf that is used literally all over the country on inmates with discipline problems... But since this is Joe, it's cruel and unusual punishment.


It must be hard to type when the only letters you can choose are two over one down.
2014-01-25 01:47:30 PM  
1 votes:
omg, we are feeding criminals $5 pieces of artisan toast?!?!?!

outraged!
2014-01-25 01:46:45 PM  
1 votes:
...and still no Arizona tag.

/Fighting with Texas tag over who is more bootstrappy?
2014-01-25 01:41:57 PM  
1 votes:
Removing salt and pepper from meals as well?

What a farking dick. Food without salt, especially when served to those who have had their tastebuds manipulated by big food their whole life, is nearly inedible. Add in the quality they serve prisoners and they're getting dog food.

/I know this feeble, old, hateful man has committed many worse atrocities but this offends me as a cook.
2014-01-25 01:39:38 PM  
1 votes:
It amazes me that the folks who have a fetishistic love for the flag think the left is fascist.
2014-01-25 11:36:17 AM  
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I wonder if it's working.

What is Joe's recidivism rate?
Is crime down or up, compared to the national average?
What's his cost per inmate?


In short: No, it's not.

Violent crime as a whole is down in Arizona per capita. The only area it continues to rise is in Joe's district.
 
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