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2014-01-25 12:36:38 AM  
6 votes:
Unsubscribe
2014-01-25 12:36:03 AM  
6 votes:
I believe that you have the wrong rfenster.   Please remove me from this list
2014-01-25 12:40:35 AM  
5 votes:
Easy way to stop that bullshiat: "The next person to reply-all will be fired."
2014-01-25 12:59:21 AM  
3 votes:

rebelyell2006: Easy way to stop that bullshiat: "The next person to reply-all will be fired."


CEO:  Please remove me from this list!
2014-01-25 12:55:36 AM  
3 votes:
Tonight at 11:  People are stupid and don't understand how email works.

I'll just throw my favorite email back when I supported end users.  Subject:  "I can't send email."

i1160.photobucket.com
2014-01-25 12:46:26 AM  
3 votes:
wondermark.com
2014-01-25 01:44:11 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Bonobo62: TinyFist: Bane of Broone: Qel: rebelyell2006: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Awwww, such anger towards a stranger on the internet. You really should get outside more. I hear that gardening is therapeutic.

What an insensitive thing to say. whatshisname's girlfriend was killed by a drunk-driving landscaper.

Bane of Broone: skinink: SilentStrider: That happened at my company once. It was hillarious.

whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

rfenster: I believe that you have the wrong rfenster.   Please remove me from this list

rfenster: Unsubscribe

rebelyell2006: Easy way to stop that bullshiat: "The next person to reply-all will be fired."

Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Please unsubscribe me from this reply all thread of rudeness of whatshisname. Thanks.

Do we really have to be cc'd in all of this?

Oh sorry. I just meant for this to go to the mods. Please ignore this post. Have a good weekend! Skinink

How do I computer?

You do know there is a farker named Quel.  I think that's the person you wanted.


Guys,
I think someone should break the chain of email and start the subject over again with the people who really should be involved.
Regards

Fwd:Fwd:Fwd: T ...


Hey guys, just so you know, someone left an upperdecker in the restroom on 2. I think it was that douche intern, Scott.
2014-01-25 01:42:12 AM  
2 votes:

Bane of Broone: Qel: rebelyell2006: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Awwww, such anger towards a stranger on the internet. You really should get outside more. I hear that gardening is therapeutic.

What an insensitive thing to say. whatshisname's girlfriend was killed by a drunk-driving landscaper.

Bane of Broone: skinink: SilentStrider: That happened at my company once. It was hillarious.

whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

rfenster: I believe that you have the wrong rfenster.   Please remove me from this list

rfenster: Unsubscribe

rebelyell2006: Easy way to stop that bullshiat: "The next person to reply-all will be fired."

Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Please unsubscribe me from this reply all thread of rudeness of whatshisname. Thanks.

Do we really have to be cc'd in all of this?

Oh sorry. I just meant for this to go to the mods. Please ignore this post. Have a good weekend! Skinink

How do I computer?

You do know there is a farker named Quel.  I think that's the person you wanted.


Guys,
I think someone should break the chain of email and start the subject over again with the people who really should be involved.
Regards


BadJazz is out of the office for the weekend but will receive your email when he returns Monday morning and will take any and all appropriate action in regards to your inquiry.
2014-01-25 12:49:43 AM  
2 votes:

Bane of Broone: whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Awwww, such anger towards a stranger on the internet. You really should get outside more. I hear that gardening is therapeutic.


What an insensitive thing to say. whatshisname's girlfriend was killed by a drunk-driving landscaper.
2014-01-25 12:40:54 AM  
2 votes:

whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.


Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.
2014-01-25 12:40:37 AM  
2 votes:

rfenster: I believe that you have the wrong rfenster.   Please remove me from this list


My mailbox is being filled with thousands of gallons of thick, poisonous black email every second!  Please don't hit reply all!
2014-01-25 12:22:51 AM  
2 votes:
What the BP e-mail servers looked like:
spa.fotolog.com
2014-01-25 09:46:31 AM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2014-01-25 05:22:16 AM  
1 votes:

whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general


Says the guy FARKing at 1A.M on a Saturday.
2014-01-25 01:44:31 AM  
1 votes:

rebelyell2006: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Awwww, such anger towards a stranger on the internet. You really should get outside more. I hear that gardening is therapeutic.

What an insensitive thing to say. whatshisname's girlfriend was killed by a drunk-driving landscaper.


Stick or Manuel?
2014-01-25 01:24:15 AM  
1 votes:
Sounds like it spread quickly, disrupted many lives, and could not be stopped.

media.nola.com
2014-01-25 01:21:36 AM  
1 votes:
Where I work all messages from up-on-high that are sent to a large list of individual recipients, as opposed to a group, are BCC'd. The body of the message contains something along the lines of, "send replies to emailad­dress­[nospam-﹫-backwards]e­kaf*co­m".

Makes this sort of thing not work.
2014-01-25 01:20:04 AM  
1 votes:

TinyFist: Bane of Broone: Qel: rebelyell2006: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Awwww, such anger towards a stranger on the internet. You really should get outside more. I hear that gardening is therapeutic.

What an insensitive thing to say. whatshisname's girlfriend was killed by a drunk-driving landscaper.

Bane of Broone: skinink: SilentStrider: That happened at my company once. It was hillarious.

whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

rfenster: I believe that you have the wrong rfenster.   Please remove me from this list

rfenster: Unsubscribe

rebelyell2006: Easy way to stop that bullshiat: "The next person to reply-all will be fired."

Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Please unsubscribe me from this reply all thread of rudeness of whatshisname. Thanks.

Do we really have to be cc'd in all of this?

Oh sorry. I just meant for this to go to the mods. Please ignore this post. Have a good weekend! Skinink

How do I computer?

You do know there is a farker named Quel.  I think that's the person you wanted.


Guys,
I think someone should break the chain of email and start the subject over again with the people who really should be involved.
Regards

Fwd:Fwd:Fwd: Ten Tips for a Flatte ...



Who are you people and how did you get inside my computer?
2014-01-25 01:16:04 AM  
1 votes:

Bane of Broone: Qel: rebelyell2006: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Awwww, such anger towards a stranger on the internet. You really should get outside more. I hear that gardening is therapeutic.

What an insensitive thing to say. whatshisname's girlfriend was killed by a drunk-driving landscaper.

Bane of Broone: skinink: SilentStrider: That happened at my company once. It was hillarious.

whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

rfenster: I believe that you have the wrong rfenster.   Please remove me from this list

rfenster: Unsubscribe

rebelyell2006: Easy way to stop that bullshiat: "The next person to reply-all will be fired."

Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Please unsubscribe me from this reply all thread of rudeness of whatshisname. Thanks.

Do we really have to be cc'd in all of this?

Oh sorry. I just meant for this to go to the mods. Please ignore this post. Have a good weekend! Skinink

How do I computer?

You do know there is a farker named Quel.  I think that's the person you wanted.


Guys,
I think someone should break the chain of email and start the subject over again with the people who really should be involved.
Regards


Fwd:Fwd:Fwd: Ten Tips for a Flatter Stomach
2014-01-25 01:09:07 AM  
1 votes:
Also overheard at BP: "I want my inbox back"

/apologies to Tony Hayward
2014-01-25 01:08:08 AM  
1 votes:
This happened at a place I worked, with 50,000 people I didn't know. I was surprised how many people tried to force their strong will across cat 5 to make everyone stop. Some were very heated. Companies spend millions upon millions on worthless meetings trying to get everyone on the same page about something. When it happens within minutes for free including everyone from the CEO down to the lowest housekeeper with an email account, not one person thinks Hmmm, for a minute there everyone in the company was on the same page.

I know some of you might have to abc123 your way through 500+ emails a day - but do you know how powerful it is for a whole large cap to share a moment? The act of communication is sometime more important than the content.
2014-01-25 12:56:47 AM  
1 votes:

rfenster: Forty-Two: Bane of Broone: skinink: SilentStrider: That happened at my company once. It was hillarious.

whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

rfenster: I believe that you have the wrong rfenster.   Please remove me from this list

rfenster: Unsubscribe

rebelyell2006: Easy way to stop that bullshiat: "The next person to reply-all will be fired."

Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general

Please unsubscribe me from this reply all thread of rudeness of whatshisname. Thanks.

Do we really have to be cc'd in all of this?

Please don't reply-all! Stop already!

Enough already people.   Please stop copying me on your replies!


Where's my stapler?
2014-01-25 12:55:38 AM  
1 votes:
That shiat happens at my job a couple of times per year. The email goes out to all immigration officers all over the damned world and then we get hundreds of reply all's "this went to the wrong person" then the helpful asses who say "quit replying all!"

Then every hour it repeats as each subsequent time zone has more workers starting.

It got to the point where it will now go on your performance review if you reply.
2014-01-25 12:48:05 AM  
1 votes:

whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general


Awwww, such anger towards a stranger on the internet. You really should get outside more. I hear that gardening is therapeutic.
2014-01-25 12:47:47 AM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: That happened at my company once. It was hillarious.


whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.


rfenster: I believe that you have the wrong rfenster.   Please remove me from this list


rfenster: Unsubscribe


rebelyell2006: Easy way to stop that bullshiat: "The next person to reply-all will be fired."


Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.


whatshisname: Bane of Broone: whatshisname: If you find that hilarious, you need to go outside more.

Or have prior office experience, enjoy humor of various types....lots of reason really, but the important thing is that you found a way look down on others.

You suck at life in general


Please unsubscribe me from this reply all thread of rudeness of whatshisname. Thanks.
2014-01-25 12:38:35 AM  
1 votes:
Keep me in the loop, I love this madness!
2014-01-25 12:38:15 AM  
1 votes:
No one heeded the request to ignore the mass email, because humans are stupid.

LOL x eleventy gazillion.
2014-01-25 12:10:24 AM  
1 votes:
For every reply, a whale is suffocated in oil.
2014-01-24 11:53:51 PM  
1 votes:
As a former mail administrator for a very large organization, there are multiple methods of dealing with this, but all of the easiest ones involve disabling the list for a few hours, or disabling its ability to send, then parsing through queued messages and deleting anything that's a reply-to the original subject line.  If it's a true list, then people are just replying to one email address that distributes the email among list members.

Sounds like either someone was literally asleep at the switch or they just didn't give a fark.
2014-01-24 11:52:24 PM  
1 votes:
I love these things, especially the people who think it's a virus and then reply anyway.
 
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