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(Yahoo)   Profits at P&G getting shaven, because hipsters aren't   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 2
    More: Obvious, Procter & Gamble Co., Bob McDonald, skin cares, Oil of Olay, account of profits  
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2014-01-25 07:35:23 AM  
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Mark Ratner: "If I were gay, there's no way I'd shave with a disposable razor and a bar of Dial soap, like I do as a straight man. As a gay man, I'd make shaving a ritual. I would prepare my face with a foaming exfoliating cleanser, then I'd use a cucumber shave gel and a sharp blade. I might even use a straight razor that I would sharpen on a soapstone. I would definitely use hot wax to bring my unruly eyebrows under control, and my nose hairs would never see the light of day again."

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In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
2014-01-25 02:27:36 AM  
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Also according to tfa the same hipster who isnt shaving his greasy face is shaving his va ja ja. Hopefully into his buddies fair trade coffee grounds.
 
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