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(CBS News)   US athletes advised not to wear their Olympic uniforms outside the sports venues; or if they must, to switch to the Canadian one   (cbsnews.com) divider line 26
    More: Obvious, Canadians, athlete of the year, Sochi, United States, Ryan Suter, diplomacies, Olympic rings, Zach Parise  
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2014-01-25 09:50:52 AM
5 votes:
The upcoming summer game uniforms are better

nashville-krav-maga.com
2014-01-25 03:54:57 AM
5 votes:

i.imgur.com

2014-01-25 03:17:34 AM
5 votes:
Maybe they need more suitable Olympic uniforms under the given circumstances. How about this:
jbdextrade.com
2014-01-25 12:29:01 AM
3 votes:
I'm surprised they didn't come with built-in fanny packs and trucker caps.
2014-01-25 10:21:33 AM
2 votes:

indarwinsshadow: Meaning every single Canadian Olympian will now be the target of anti-American aggression. Meanwhile, some smug asshole American here on fark will be mouthing off with clever witticisms like "who cares about Canada"? Yeah, you really know how to build that loyalty Americans. Nothing like using us when it's convenient for you. Yet, you treat us most of the time like shiat and tell us how we're somehow an inferior country. Except when it comes to being safe in another country. Nice.


Your Fark handle... you misspelled it. A-m-e-r-i-c-a, not d-a-r-w-i-n.
2014-01-25 10:19:54 AM
2 votes:
Unfortunately, if anything happens at Sochi, NBC will force the other networks to wait until it releases the news on a time delay.
2014-01-25 09:23:00 AM
2 votes:

Publikwerks: wxboy: borg: I think the 2014 winter Olympics are going to be as memorable as the 1972 Munich Olympics.

All the fun of 1972 with all the kaboom of 1996.

The fun thing is we may not be the target of the terrorists. I think they hate Russia more....Reminds me of the 90's


Well, at least this will give the American media a chance to shine a spotlight on the socioeconomic policies of Russia and maybe erode some of the inexplicable support by the right for Putin---wait, this just in:  Justin Beiber has just taken a leak on the street.  I repeat Justin Beiber has just taken a leak on the street!
2014-01-25 08:26:42 AM
2 votes:

Frank N Stein: indarwinsshadow: Meaning every single Canadian Olympian will now be the target of anti-American aggression. Meanwhile, some smug asshole American here on fark will be mouthing off with clever witticisms like "who cares about Canada"? Yeah, you really know how to build that loyalty Americans. Nothing like using us when it's convenient for you. Yet, you treat us most of the time like shiat and tell us how we're somehow an inferior country. Except when it comes to being safe in another country. Nice.

Chill out Ethan. Everyone loves your irrelevant country.


Somebodies been hittin the syrup a little early.
2014-01-25 07:47:20 AM
2 votes:
Also, I wonder if Hugo Boss is designing german uniforms again...
2014-01-25 07:37:20 AM
2 votes:

indarwinsshadow: Meaning every single Canadian Olympian will now be the target of anti-American aggression. Meanwhile, some smug asshole American here on fark will be mouthing off with clever witticisms like "who cares about Canada"? Yeah, you really know how to build that loyalty Americans. Nothing like using us when it's convenient for you. Yet, you treat us most of the time like shiat and tell us how we're somehow an inferior country. Except when it comes to being safe in another country. Nice.


Chill out Ethan. Everyone loves your irrelevant country.
2014-01-25 07:34:14 AM
2 votes:

HammerHeadSnark: Norfolking Chance: HammerHeadSnark: [media.nbcwashington.com image 640x360]
Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.

I'm starting to think that Ralph Lauren is playing a practical joke on the US Olympic team. Either that or he is snorting some grade A shiat.

Why does Ralph Lauren hate U. S. athletes so much.


2012 . . . ghey uniforms


2014 . . . the gheyest apparel evar!


Thanks, Ralphie


Why do you spell "gay" like you're retarded?
2014-01-25 04:10:41 AM
2 votes:
media.nbcwashington.com
Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.
2014-01-25 06:26:48 PM
1 votes:
Gotta go with the Canadian Tuxedo.

l.yimg.com
2014-01-25 03:49:47 PM
1 votes:

Silly_Sot: WTF, Russia? What the hell has happened to you? You used to be the meanest, baddest bully around. Nobody picked shiat with you on your soil, because they knew that if they did, they'd be burying their own children.

When did you go full pussy, Russia?


Somewhere around the same time the US went full retard.
2014-01-25 11:10:46 AM
1 votes:
Don't do it, Americans. Would you rather die or be mistaken for Canadian (a fate worse than death)?
2014-01-25 09:38:50 AM
1 votes:

NBAH: For some reason they also said they're going to punish Russia for Somalia, Afghanistan and the Middle East. Hmmmm...


Talk about a delayed reaction. According to the documentary Rambo 3, Russia was in Afghanistan in the late 80s.
2014-01-25 09:11:39 AM
1 votes:

Publikwerks: What is Team Canada's uniform? Are they just going to wear jeans and the hockey jersey?


If it's a Red Wings sweater, the terrorists will take pity on them.

It makes sense that so many middle eastern immigrants live close or in Detroit.  It's just like the home they left behind.
2014-01-25 09:06:11 AM
1 votes:
What is Team Canada's uniform? Are they just going to wear jeans and the hockey jersey?
2014-01-25 08:33:39 AM
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: Frank N Stein: indarwinsshadow: Meaning every single Canadian Olympian will now be the target of anti-American aggression. Meanwhile, some smug asshole American here on fark will be mouthing off with clever witticisms like "who cares about Canada"? Yeah, you really know how to build that loyalty Americans. Nothing like using us when it's convenient for you. Yet, you treat us most of the time like shiat and tell us how we're somehow an inferior country. Except when it comes to being safe in another country. Nice.

Chill out Ethan. Everyone loves your irrelevant country.

Somebodies been hittin the syrup a little early.


He may have been hitting the pipe with mayor Ford.
2014-01-25 08:31:49 AM
1 votes:

Hilary T. N. Seuss: God-is-a-Taco: HammerHeadSnark:
Why does Ralph Lauren hate U. S. athletes so much.

Holy crap a black guy at the winter Olympics.

Of course there's a black guy there. Who else was going to do the manual labor of carrying that flag?

/thatsracist.gif


I was thinking more of he defected from Jamaica so he could be on a winning bobsled team.

BolshyGreatYarblocks: So, do the escort services do in-calls?


/Gotta maintain that Olympic Rivers of Semen tradition


I thought the tradition was no hookers, instead the athletes 'toured the globe' in their little village.  Think, would you want a hooker or a hottie from another country every night?
2014-01-25 06:55:59 AM
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: HammerHeadSnark:
Why does Ralph Lauren hate U. S. athletes so much.

Holy crap a black guy at the winter Olympics.


Of course there's a black guy there. Who else was going to do the manual labor of carrying that flag?

/thatsracist.gif
2014-01-25 05:51:35 AM
1 votes:
When did Ralph Lauren turn into a knitting grandmother?
2014-01-25 05:45:07 AM
1 votes:
HammerHeadSnark:
Why does Ralph Lauren hate U. S. athletes so much.

[blog.chron.com image 850x527]


That group pic of the 8 of them wearing the new attire looks like one of those Awkward Family Photos where everyone is wearing the same piece of shiat xmas sweater that some crazy relative knitted for them.
2014-01-25 04:32:37 AM
1 votes:

HammerHeadSnark: [media.nbcwashington.com image 640x360]
Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.


The biggest problem is that it's just so shiattily executed. It's like a 6th grade home-ec project.
2014-01-25 02:29:56 AM
1 votes:

borg: I think the 2014 winter Olympics are going to be as memorable as the 1972 Munich Olympics.


But more explody.
2014-01-25 12:14:25 AM
1 votes:
Seriously, who would willingly leave the house in that anyway?
 
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