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(CBS News)   US athletes advised not to wear their Olympic uniforms outside the sports venues; or if they must, to switch to the Canadian one   (cbsnews.com) divider line 144
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2014-01-24 11:52:30 PM  
Win
 
2014-01-25 12:14:25 AM  
Seriously, who would willingly leave the house in that anyway?
 
2014-01-25 12:29:01 AM  
I'm surprised they didn't come with built-in fanny packs and trucker caps.
 
2014-01-25 02:14:08 AM  
I think the 2014 winter Olympics are going to be as memorable as the 1972 Munich Olympics.
 
2014-01-25 02:29:56 AM  

borg: I think the 2014 winter Olympics are going to be as memorable as the 1972 Munich Olympics.


But more explody.
 
2014-01-25 03:17:34 AM  
Maybe they need more suitable Olympic uniforms under the given circumstances. How about this:
jbdextrade.com
 
2014-01-25 03:30:20 AM  
Vegas has the over/under on KIAs set at 15.5.  I'm putting a grand on the over.
 
2014-01-25 03:36:50 AM  
I think the USA team is safe. It's the Russians they want to kill. And maybe the Israelis, for old times sake.
 
2014-01-25 03:40:53 AM  
It would also be a great target for a biological weapon if someone wants to go that route. Like electric gonorrhea, that new drug resistant strain.
 
2014-01-25 03:44:02 AM  
Could you really blame them if someone killed them while wearing those horrible outfits? Where's the fashion police when you need them.

/ Crimes against fashion
// Slashies!
 
2014-01-25 03:49:54 AM  
oh the joys of all international sporting events following the almighty petrodollar bribes...

/will we need to lock the non-white athletes in the dorms for their protection?
 
2014-01-25 03:50:08 AM  

wildcardjack: I think the USA team is safe. It's the Russians they want to kill. And maybe the Israelis, for old times sake.



Yeah, but Americans will unfortunately be collateral damage. The US will have at least three ships off the coast full of Navy seals and Air force pararescue forces to evacuate US athletes ASAP . Even US officials think shot is going down these games.
 
2014-01-25 03:54:57 AM  

i.imgur.com

 
2014-01-25 03:57:54 AM  

borg: wildcardjack: I think the USA team is safe. It's the Russians they want to kill. And maybe the Israelis, for old times sake.


Yeah, but Americans will unfortunately be collateral damage. The US will have at least three ships off the coast full of Navy seals and Air force pararescue forces to evacuate US athletes ASAP . Even US officials think shot is going down these games.


With all the psychopathic US government activity I wouldn't be surprised if they're the ones planning something. Dagestan Vilayat, the terrorist group claiming the Volgograd bombings are financed by Ansar Al- Sunna, an Iraqi terrorist militia. For some reason they also said they're going to punish Russia for Somalia, Afghanistan and the Middle East. Hmmmm...
 
2014-01-25 04:07:09 AM  

NBAH: borg: wildcardjack: I think the USA team is safe. It's the Russians they want to kill. And maybe the Israelis, for old times sake.


Yeah, but Americans will unfortunately be collateral damage. The US will have at least three ships off the coast full of Navy seals and Air force pararescue forces to evacuate US athletes ASAP . Even US officials think shot is going down these games.

With all the psychopathic US government activity I wouldn't be surprised if they're the ones planning something. Dagestan Vilayat, the terrorist group claiming the Volgograd bombings are financed by Ansar Al- Sunna, an Iraqi terrorist militia. For some reason they also said they're going to punish Russia for Somalia, Afghanistan and the Middle East. Hmmmm...


O.o
 
2014-01-25 04:09:56 AM  

NBAH: borg: wildcardjack: I think the USA team is safe. It's the Russians they want to kill. And maybe the Israelis, for old times sake.


Yeah, but Americans will unfortunately be collateral damage. The US will have at least three ships off the coast full of Navy seals and Air force pararescue forces to evacuate US athletes ASAP . Even US officials think shot is going down these games.

With all the psychopathic US government activity I wouldn't be surprised if they're the ones planning something. Dagestan Vilayat, the terrorist group claiming the Volgograd bombings are financed by Ansar Al- Sunna, an Iraqi terrorist militia. For some reason they also said they're going to punish Russia for Somalia, Afghanistan and the Middle East. Hmmmm...


If you wrote in past tense the internet time travel researchers would have a hit.

Dirk Gently episode a few weeks ago, the US government had a guy write a program called Reason, which rationalized pre-determined conclusions.
 
2014-01-25 04:10:41 AM  
media.nbcwashington.com
Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.
 
2014-01-25 04:24:27 AM  
That's really sad.

Sobering, really, to realize that most of the world is not the US.
 
2014-01-25 04:32:37 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: [media.nbcwashington.com image 640x360]
Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.


The biggest problem is that it's just so shiattily executed. It's like a 6th grade home-ec project.
 
2014-01-25 04:38:17 AM  
Yeah, not going to be a problem; no one is going to wear that ugly-ass uniform any more than they're required to.

/ass-uniform
 
2014-01-25 04:44:12 AM  

HotWingAgenda: HammerHeadSnark: [media.nbcwashington.com image 640x360]
Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.

The biggest problem is that it's just so shiattily executed. It's like a 6th grade home-ec project.


. . . or a really crappy web design. Cram every typeface and graphic you have access to onto one page. Show us how artistic you are.
 
2014-01-25 04:44:19 AM  
They just jelly of our freedoms in 'Murica...but seriously, I hate all ignoramus pieces of shiat Americans.
 
2014-01-25 04:46:31 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: [media.nbcwashington.com image 640x360]
Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.


I'm starting to think that Ralph Lauren is playing a practical joke on the US Olympic team. Either that or he is snorting some grade A shiat.
 
2014-01-25 04:56:36 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.


THAT'S what they look like? WTF were they thinking? Looks like a rag bag...
 
2014-01-25 05:04:12 AM  

Norfolking Chance: HammerHeadSnark: [media.nbcwashington.com image 640x360]
Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.

I'm starting to think that Ralph Lauren is playing a practical joke on the US Olympic team. Either that or he is snorting some grade A shiat.


Why does Ralph Lauren hate U. S. athletes so much.

graphics8.nytimes.com
2012 . . . ghey uniforms

blog.chron.com
2014 . . . the gheyest apparel evar!

img.fark.net
Thanks, Ralphie
 
2014-01-25 05:13:46 AM  

Mike_1962: HammerHeadSnark: Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.

THAT'S what they look like? WTF were they thinking? Looks like a rag bag...


In 2012 our athletes got to wear berets . . . how very French-ish. Clearly a part of our proud heritage (of not having teh ghey).
 
2014-01-25 05:14:50 AM  
Who cares what the uniforms look like. None of them will be wearing them very much anyway. That's how it is in the DVDs I've seen anyway.
 
2014-01-25 05:29:43 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: In 2012 our athletes got to wear berets . . . how very French-ish. Clearly a part of our proud heritage (of not having teh ghey).



upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-25 05:34:46 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: HammerHeadSnark: In 2012 our athletes got to wear berets . . . how very French-ish. Clearly a part of our proud heritage (of not having teh ghey).


[upload.wikimedia.org image 320x213]


point taken . . . totally manly men. In my defense, these men are Green Berets wearing green berets, not, uh, geez, I don't know where to go from here. But Green Berets! Yay!

I'll try to do/be better in the future. Honest.
 
2014-01-25 05:45:07 AM  
HammerHeadSnark:
Why does Ralph Lauren hate U. S. athletes so much.

[blog.chron.com image 850x527]


That group pic of the 8 of them wearing the new attire looks like one of those Awkward Family Photos where everyone is wearing the same piece of shiat xmas sweater that some crazy relative knitted for them.
 
2014-01-25 05:51:35 AM  
When did Ralph Lauren turn into a knitting grandmother?
 
2014-01-25 06:24:47 AM  
Those are some seriously ugly unis. I'd even suggest not wearing them to the events. They're even worse than the Norwegian curling pants.

www.ctvnews.ca
 
2014-01-25 06:34:19 AM  
HammerHeadSnark:
Why does Ralph Lauren hate U. S. athletes so much.

Holy crap a black guy at the winter Olympics.
 
2014-01-25 06:41:02 AM  

Lith: Those are some seriously ugly unis. I'd even suggest not wearing them to the events. They're even worse than the Norwegian curling pants.

[www.ctvnews.ca image 620x349]


Those are awesome! In an eye-shattering way. BTW, when did John "Bradshaw" Layfield get into curling?

/since I am not blind, I also agree that the US grandma-sweaters should not be worn outside... of its luggage!
 
2014-01-25 06:41:22 AM  
Why did they willingly host the Olympics in a location that was so obviously at risk for "complications" when a benign host like Austria was turned down?  Ah, of course - because Money!  The answer to every stupid question.
 
2014-01-25 06:45:19 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: 2014 . . . the gheyest apparel evar!


img.fark.net
The German team would like to have a word with you...
 
2014-01-25 06:47:23 AM  

Lith: Those are some seriously ugly unis. I'd even suggest not wearing them to the events. They're even worse than the Norwegian curling pants.

[www.ctvnews.ca image 620x349]


Considering the sport, those are pretty slick.  They make it work.  Doesn't hurt that the guys are easy on the eyes, though, I suppose.
 
2014-01-25 06:55:59 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: HammerHeadSnark:
Why does Ralph Lauren hate U. S. athletes so much.

Holy crap a black guy at the winter Olympics.


Of course there's a black guy there. Who else was going to do the manual labor of carrying that flag?

/thatsracist.gif
 
2014-01-25 07:15:33 AM  
My bold prediction is there will be 0 acts of terrorism.
 
2014-01-25 07:20:24 AM  

wildcardjack: I think the USA team is safe. It's the Russians they want to kill. And maybe the Israelis, for old times sake.




Hard to say... The Israeli's really went out of their way to make a point after the Munich incident...
 
2014-01-25 07:30:50 AM  
Meaning every single Canadian Olympian will now be the target of anti-American aggression. Meanwhile, some smug asshole American here on fark will be mouthing off with clever witticisms like "who cares about Canada"? Yeah, you really know how to build that loyalty Americans. Nothing like using us when it's convenient for you. Yet, you treat us most of the time like shiat and tell us how we're somehow an inferior country. Except when it comes to being safe in another country. Nice.
 
2014-01-25 07:34:14 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: Norfolking Chance: HammerHeadSnark: [media.nbcwashington.com image 640x360]
Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.

I'm starting to think that Ralph Lauren is playing a practical joke on the US Olympic team. Either that or he is snorting some grade A shiat.

Why does Ralph Lauren hate U. S. athletes so much.


2012 . . . ghey uniforms


2014 . . . the gheyest apparel evar!


Thanks, Ralphie


Why do you spell "gay" like you're retarded?
 
2014-01-25 07:37:20 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Meaning every single Canadian Olympian will now be the target of anti-American aggression. Meanwhile, some smug asshole American here on fark will be mouthing off with clever witticisms like "who cares about Canada"? Yeah, you really know how to build that loyalty Americans. Nothing like using us when it's convenient for you. Yet, you treat us most of the time like shiat and tell us how we're somehow an inferior country. Except when it comes to being safe in another country. Nice.


Chill out Ethan. Everyone loves your irrelevant country.
 
2014-01-25 07:37:50 AM  
Remember when the democrats were convinced that the obamessiah would make the US respected in the world?

Just reminding them.
 
2014-01-25 07:46:30 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: Norfolking Chance: HammerHeadSnark: [media.nbcwashington.com image 640x360]
Nope . . . wouldn't even wear this at home.

I'm starting to think that Ralph Lauren is playing a practical joke on the US Olympic team. Either that or he is snorting some grade A shiat.

Why does Ralph Lauren hate U. S. athletes so much.

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 480x320]
2012 . . . ghey uniforms

[blog.chron.com image 850x527]
2014 . . . the gheyest apparel evar!

[img.fark.net image 228x309]
Thanks, Ralphie


Well, the most important thing is the Ralph Lauren logos are prominently displayed.

Did they do away with the coat?
img2.timeinc.net

At least that looks decent.
 
2014-01-25 07:47:20 AM  
Also, I wonder if Hugo Boss is designing german uniforms again...
 
2014-01-25 07:47:55 AM  
So, do the escort services do in-calls?


/Gotta maintain that Olympic Rivers of Semen tradition
 
2014-01-25 08:03:29 AM  

borg: I think the 2014 winter Olympics are going to be as memorable as the 1972 Munich Olympics.


At least Putin and his friends got to grab some of that sweet Olympic money for themselves. Hope the good feelings for them carry over as all these issues may cause Russia a huge embarrassment on the world stage.

Why couldn't the Olympics have been held in a place like Japan or Sweden, Finland or Norway?
 
2014-01-25 08:04:38 AM  
If there's that much concern I can't believe they're gonna let them go!
 
2014-01-25 08:18:38 AM  
US athletes advised not to wear their Olympic uniforms outside the sports venues

Ah yes, when the Fashion KGB rears its ugly head...
 
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