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(Philly.com)   Gorgeous high school math teacher lets student bisect her angles in non-Euclidean space (bonus: video of hot teacher)   (philly.com) divider line 74
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2014-01-24 07:51:51 PM
Police said Erica Ann Ginnetti, 33, of Philadelphia, initiated the tryst when she approached the teen at a school dance in May and asked him to "come pump iron at her Y."
 
2014-01-24 07:53:10 PM
17 goes into 33 more than 33 goes into 17...
 
2014-01-24 07:58:34 PM
I would totally have sex with her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-01-24 08:00:35 PM
Let the battle of the "I'd do her"'s vs. the Studman69's commence.  Who's going to keep score?
 
2014-01-24 08:01:28 PM
well i feel cheated. said video had no pole dancing, heck there wasn't even any side boob.
 
2014-01-24 08:01:46 PM
"met at a Starbucks in Northeast Philadelphia then went to an industrial park"

Did he lose his shoe?

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2014-01-24 08:01:59 PM
I think I'm more outraged by the "cheating on her spouse" part of the story than the "sleeping with a student" part, kid was 17 and that's past age of consent pretty much everywhere that's actually got anything resembling a civilization going on.

And even that's kinda mild as outrage goes.
 
2014-01-24 08:02:45 PM
Hopefully they didn't multiply.
 
2014-01-24 08:03:10 PM

MattyBlast: Let the battle of the "I'd do her"'s vs. the Studman69's commence.  Who's going to keep score?


put me down for "banging her brains out" and NICCCCCEEEeeeeeeeeee!!
 
2014-01-24 08:03:16 PM
Dat math.
 
2014-01-24 08:06:01 PM

MattyBlast: Let the battle of the "I'd do her"'s vs. the Studman69's commence.  Who's going to keep score?


How about if I don't think she's all that cute AND I'd dog it out anyway because when it comes down to it I have high standards??
 
2014-01-24 08:08:07 PM

karmaceutical: MattyBlast: Let the battle of the "I'd do her"'s vs. the Studman69's commence.  Who's going to keep score?

How about if I don't think she's all that cute AND I'd dog it out anyway because when it comes down to it I have high standards??


I DON'T have high standards is what I was driving at.  I'm not real good at this Fark business I suppose.
 
2014-01-24 08:08:59 PM
I don't feel tardy.
 
2014-01-24 08:11:36 PM
Subby

    The reference to linear algebra brings back fond memories of taking that course in college, passing it, and not having a f*cking clue what I just did.

Anyone else suffer through that experience?

/ prof. was not hot
// is that your eigenvector or are you just glad to see me?
/// n-space slashies
 
2014-01-24 08:12:08 PM

karmaceutical: karmaceutical: MattyBlast: Let the battle of the "I'd do her"'s vs. the Studman69's commence.  Who's going to keep score?

How about if I don't think she's all that cute AND I'd dog it out anyway because when it comes down to it I have high standards??

I DON'T have high standards is what I was driving at.  I'm not real good at this Fark business I suppose.


So basically you're saying she's, "Nothing better to do on a Saturday night," pretty.

I'm inclined to agree.
 
2014-01-24 08:12:13 PM

Jim_Callahan: I think I'm more outraged by the "cheating on her spouse" part of the story than the "sleeping with a student" part



According to TFA they have multiple kids too (it didn't say how many, just plural kids).

I wonder what the husbands monthly support and maintenance will amount to after the divorce.
 
2014-01-24 08:13:44 PM
This must make her husband feel small and weak.
 
2014-01-24 08:14:44 PM
Kind of odd when one considers age of consent in PA is 16. And consider too, senior prom season is late spring. And it appears as though the relationship may have been consensual. So essentially they're tarring and feathering the teacher over something relatively mild.
 
2014-01-24 08:14:54 PM
That is an epic fat roll on the news lady.  Good for her for shunning Spanx!
 
2014-01-24 08:20:22 PM
Let's see if she gets 20 years prison, like the male teacher yesterday.
 
2014-01-24 08:26:37 PM
Oh that poor boy... banging a totally bangable chick like that when he's months away from voting age.

/rolls eyes

America, can we grow the fark up about sex already? It's not as big a deal as we let some people make it out to be. Holy tittyfarking christ.
 
2014-01-24 08:30:00 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Let's see if she gets 20 years prison, like the male teacher yesterday.


Nope... not going to happen. I'd bet they won't even mention the word 'rape'. Notice how it's all "sexual relationship" or "sexual assault"... And while I don't agree that a consensual sexual relationship should be considered rape, they LOVE to call it that when its an male with a younger female.
 
2014-01-24 08:31:52 PM

mongbiohazard: Oh that poor boy... banging a totally bangable chick like that when he's months away from voting age.

/rolls eyes

America, can we grow the fark up about sex already? It's not as big a deal as we let some people make it out to be. Holy tittyfarking christ.


Never gonna happen. Sex, like any other basic drive, can be manipulated for power, and mankind always seeks power.
 
2014-01-24 08:32:36 PM

New Age Redneck: Subby

    The reference to linear algebra brings back fond memories of taking that course in college, passing it, and not having a f*cking clue what I just did.

Anyone else suffer through that experience?

/ prof. was not hot
// is that your eigenvector or are you just glad to see me?
/// n-space slashies


Yep. I took extra academic upgrading in college specifically for math and apparently learned advanced calculus. I was hanging around with some classmates after the final exam and I didn't have a single solitary clue what they were talking about. Passed.

/she looks good
//but I like the nude modelling blonde from yesterday better
 
ecl
2014-01-24 08:38:53 PM
Why are women slaves to their libidos?
 
2014-01-24 08:47:35 PM

MattyBlast: Let the battle of the "I'd do her"'s vs. the Studman69's commence.  Who's going to keep score?


first camp for a whole 30 seconds. Followed by a whole lot of crying and the second camp.
 
2014-01-24 08:47:55 PM
Is it sexual assault if the kid was asking for it (and then bragging about it later on?)
 
2014-01-24 08:50:00 PM
Prom...  Isn't the school year over by that?
 
2014-01-24 08:54:26 PM
Why do these young women continue to prey on teenage boys, when I'm right here...available. I would gladly pound their love tunnel hard for 2 minutes, then roll over and saw logs with romantic garlic breath, every night of the week.
 
2014-01-24 08:58:08 PM

New Age Redneck: Subby

    The reference to linear algebra brings back fond memories of taking that course in college, passing it, and not having a f*cking clue what I just did.

Anyone else suffer through that experience?

/ prof. was not hot
// is that your eigenvector or are you just glad to see me?
/// n-space slashies


You're not alone. In fact, I suspect it's that way for most people.
 
2014-01-24 08:59:10 PM
did they divide the seed?

/all women are whores.
 
2014-01-24 08:59:58 PM

The Southern Dandy: Why do these young women continue to prey on teenage boys, when I'm right here...available. I would gladly pound their love tunnel hard for 2 minutes, then roll over and saw logs with romantic garlic breath, every night of the week.


You're not a hunky teen jock.

/the teachers were always like this
//they just didn't do it with you
///and they got away with it more often before the internet
 
2014-01-24 09:07:00 PM

TomD9938: Jim_Callahan: I think I'm more outraged by the "cheating on her spouse" part of the story than the "sleeping with a student" part


According to TFA they have multiple kids too (it didn't say how many, just plural kids).

I wonder what the husbands monthly support and maintenance will amount to after the divorce.


You know damn good and well that somehow this will end up being the husband's fault.
 
2014-01-24 09:07:05 PM
Can it still be called a Gallery, if there's only 2 pics??
 
2014-01-24 09:07:11 PM
Dance Teacher > P.E. Teacher?
 
2014-01-24 09:07:28 PM
I have issues with this. The kid is freaking 17 years old. He can fark any teach he wants. Sure there maybe ethics issues involved but I don't think she should be arrested for having and illicit affair. As for the males, if the male teacher did the same id argue the same point. At 17 the guys and gals know about sex and know where they wanna stick or plug their parts into.
 
2014-01-24 09:08:46 PM
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2014-01-24 09:10:05 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: mongbiohazard: Oh that poor boy... banging a totally bangable chick like that when he's months away from voting age.

/rolls eyes

America, can we grow the fark up about sex already? It's not as big a deal as we let some people make it out to be. Holy tittyfarking christ.

Never gonna happen. Sex, like any other basic drive, can be manipulated for power, and mankind always seeks power.


More like the generation from the 20s think this shiat is bad. But apparently diddly doddling your 1st cousin isn't as bad as this.
 
2014-01-24 09:11:08 PM
And the extra credit question was:
"What's the square root of 69?"
"Eight something..."
 
2014-01-24 09:12:59 PM

Tatterdemalian: The Southern Dandy: Why do these young women continue to prey on teenage boys, when I'm right here...available. I would gladly pound their love tunnel hard for 2 minutes, then roll over and saw logs with romantic garlic breath, every night of the week.

You're not a hunky teen jock.

/the teachers were always like this
//they just didn't do it with you
///and they got away with it more often before the internet


Psh I'm 27 and been told I look younger.. To the point I get carded for smokes and alcohol. I got the baby face all these hitanal teachers could do. And guess what.. I would certainly enjoy the company of an older woman. Mature and knows certain things a younger girl could only know if taught by said woman.
 
2014-01-24 09:18:00 PM
Hot? Meh. Not nearly as hot as that assistant special ed teacher earlier today!!!

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http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/01/21/girls/kaitlin-pearson-nude-photos -s outh-street-elementary-fitchburg/#16

Suddenly, my pantaloons are filled with heavenly thunder!!!!
 
2014-01-24 09:20:56 PM
I am a young earth creationist and I would bang her back to the stone age, which admittedly was only, like, a week ago
 
2014-01-24 09:25:39 PM
There is a real epidemic going on in this country. When you see something just a few times, you can write it off as coincidence, but when story after story comes out, there's really something going on. We are verging on a full-out plague here, and it does not bode well for the future. These teenage boys can't keep their mouths shut!

/window seat please, I like to watch the scenery
//think about how many are keeping mum
 
2014-01-24 09:25:48 PM

TomD9938: Jim_Callahan: I think I'm more outraged by the "cheating on her spouse" part of the story than the "sleeping with a student" part


According to TFA they have multiple kids too (it didn't say how many, just plural kids).

I wonder what the husbands monthly support and maintenance will amount to after the divorce.


I saw this earlier, channel 10 (NBC) said they have 3 kids. There was better video of her on that report too.

\NE Philly
 
2014-01-24 09:30:18 PM

ecl: Why are women slaves to their libidos?


Wait, I don't follow... are women the ones with the penises?
 
2014-01-24 09:30:43 PM
kling_klang_bed:Suddenly, my pantaloons are filled with heavenly thunder!!!!

Taco Bell for lunch, eh?
 
2014-01-24 09:32:50 PM

Jim_Callahan: I think I'm more outraged by the "cheating on her spouse" part of the story than the "sleeping with a student" part, kid was 17 and that's past age of consent pretty much everywhere that's actually got anything resembling a civilization going on.

And even that's kinda mild as outrage goes.



You think that's bad?  She had the park already scoped out as a f spot.  Probably had quite a few partners.
 
2014-01-24 09:43:16 PM

New Age Redneck: Subby

    The reference to linear algebra brings back fond memories of taking that course in college, passing it, and not having a f*cking clue what I just did.

Anyone else suffer through that experience?

/ prof. was not hot
// is that your eigenvector or are you just glad to see me?
/// n-space slashies


I had the same perfesser for Linear Algebra at the University of Michigan that my dad did in the 60s.  Fun Fact:  My dad took it with Ted Kaczynski.

I also had the same experience with this class:  I passed but really had no idea what the hell was going on.  I decided at that point that math was not for me and I'd do something easy like program computers for a living.
 
2014-01-24 09:50:10 PM
You haven't done it until you've done it in Minkowski space.
 
2014-01-24 09:53:13 PM
This is an outrage. This woman was in a position of authority over this.... I can't really finish this sentence. The only outrage is that did this not only not happen to me but it didn't happen to anyone I knew. I mean WTF?
 
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