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(WTSP)   Before you place your bets for Super Bowl XLVIII, make sure you consult the experts -- a pair of manatees   (wtsp.com) divider line 48
    More: Florida, Super Bowl XLVIII, manatees, Denver Broncos, Seahawks  
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2014-01-24 07:44:17 PM  
Are they huge?
 
2014-01-24 08:15:40 PM  

FriarReb98: Are they huge?


Damnit! I went through the trouble of looking it up so I'll post it anyway. I hope FARK fixed the image resizer...

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2014-01-24 09:28:23 PM  
South Park did it !!!
 
2014-01-24 09:29:00 PM  
Buffett can burn in Hell!
 
2014-01-24 09:32:42 PM  
 
2014-01-24 09:33:01 PM  
Is there an athletic footballing contest coming up?
 
2014-01-24 09:34:41 PM  
That's not impressive. Family Guy has used manatees to pick out storyline ideas for years.

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2014-01-24 09:37:14 PM  
Do they have large talons?
 
2014-01-24 09:38:09 PM  
Let's ensure that >50% of comments refer to either South Park or huge manatees.

It'll be fun!

/oh the huge manatee!
 
2014-01-24 09:38:27 PM  
Sea Cow,  Fat Ass - Whatever!
 
2014-01-24 09:40:43 PM  
What is this "superbowl" you speak of? Is it for giants that want a big, big, bite, and a big, big crunch?
 
2014-01-24 09:41:17 PM  
Buffett is clearly the smarter one. >.>
 
2014-01-24 09:41:17 PM  

sweeneytoad: Sea Cow,  Fat Ass - Whatever!


I call cows "land manatees".
 
2014-01-24 09:41:57 PM  
Oh, Lena Dunham's into football? Who's the other one?
 
2014-01-24 09:45:22 PM  
Sorry, the manatee people beat you all:

The manatee's name is Hugh.
 
2014-01-24 09:48:30 PM  
Doesn't matter which team wins the game. I'm giving even money that after the final seconds have ticked away and the confetti starts falling, the entire Buccaneers roster is going to rush the field, beat the sh*t out of everyone, and steal the Lombardi Trophy.

Go Bucs!!!
 
2014-01-24 09:51:09 PM  
Excuse me.

Personatees.
 
2014-01-24 09:57:56 PM  
Don't forget to order your platters!

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2014-01-24 09:58:36 PM  
Manitees are the wrong animal to foretell the future.

You should always use an animal you can eat if they are wrong.

That way, evolution comes into play.
 
2014-01-24 10:00:40 PM  
The ancients knew this. That is why they used chickens, goats, sheep, chickens, etc.

Of course, they spoiled things by killing the animal and reading its liver. You don't get any Darwinian evolution of its a lose-lose proposition for the augural animal or bird.
 
2014-01-24 10:02:30 PM  
What happened to that Cuban chick who got caught riding a manatee in Florida?  Is she locked up?

If I recall she didn't even understand the idea that hopping on the back of a wild animal was wrong, and claimed that they did so in Cuba all the time.  I'd like to hear what happened to that woman.  I Googled it but no luck.  Anyone out there follow her Tumblr account or have some other info on this important issue?
 
2014-01-24 10:05:13 PM  
There are two Megs?


/Shut Up, Meg!
 
2014-01-24 10:07:51 PM  
Manatee are awesome creatures.
 
2014-01-24 10:17:07 PM  
Are there any manatees left that haven't frozen to death?
 
2014-01-24 10:18:29 PM  
So one picked one team and the second one picked the other team. Well, I'm convinced. They're psychic.
 
2014-01-24 10:20:52 PM  
Doesn't the manatee kind of look like a guest on the Ricki Lake show?

"Uh, Ricki, I'm here because I'm endangered."

Then one of those mean people in the audience would offer up the advice."Yeah, I want to say something to the sea pig!"

"That's sea cow..."

"Whateva! Sea pig, you gotta get yourself an education and a job!"

"Uh, I live in the ocean."

"It just so happens you live in the ocean 'cuz you ain't got no job!"

"I don't know what you're-"

"You gotta get in Weight Watchers, some kinda program!"

"I have a layer of blubber to keep my body warm in the water...."

"Whateva! Talk to my hand."

/bippity-boppity-BACON
 
2014-01-24 10:21:42 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: So one picked one team and the second one picked the other team. Well, I'm convinced. They're psychic.


You didn't check the third prediction!

/where's Tom Cruise?
 
2014-01-24 10:21:44 PM  

nickdaisy: What happened to that Cuban chick who got caught riding a manatee in Florida?  Is she locked up?

If I recall she didn't even understand the idea that hopping on the back of a wild animal was wrong, and claimed that they did so in Cuba all the time.  I'd like to hear what happened to that woman.  I Googled it but no luck.  Anyone out there follow her Tumblr account or have some other info on this important issue?


$500 fine is the law. And a max of 60 days. She will probably just get the fine.
 
2014-01-24 10:21:59 PM  
Every male have to bang a fat chick  at least once in their lives.
/Don't believe the rumor that "they are always wet"
 
2014-01-24 10:22:12 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: So one picked one team and the second one picked the other team. Well, I'm convinced. They're psychic.


Hey, I have a psychic penny that I use to predict games. One side is correct 100% of the time. I'll sell it to you for $100.
 
2014-01-24 10:22:15 PM  
It's good to see that they can get work while the show is in hiatus.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: So one picked one team and the second one picked the other team. Well, I'm convinced. They're psychic.


And when they're tied at the end of regulation who's going to look like a moran then, huh?  That's right: humans.  -  Well, humans who bought tickets to sit in the by then sub-zero temperatures instead of just waiting for another year and going to a warmer game, but humans none the less.
 
2014-01-24 10:23:13 PM  

fusillade762: Don't forget to order your platters!

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Poo-poo platter?
 
2014-01-24 10:23:20 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Every male have to bang a fat chick  at least once in their lives.
/Don't believe the rumor that "they are always wet"


Let's leave your mom out of this.

/oblig :)
 
2014-01-24 10:28:41 PM  
Oh, and +1 to subby for his creative, humorous headline. Well played, good sir!
 
2014-01-24 10:36:50 PM  
Oh Barbara Manateeeeeee

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2014-01-24 10:46:54 PM  

IAmRight: Sorry, the manatee people beat you all:

The manatee's name is Hugh.


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2014-01-24 10:48:01 PM  
I know the boats are gonna hit me, but this is where I swim!
 
2014-01-24 11:14:43 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: sweeneytoad: Sea Cow,  Fat Ass - Whatever!

I call cows "land manatees".


What I call your mom.
 
2014-01-24 11:40:11 PM  
The team from the state that has legal pot will win.
 
2014-01-24 11:42:52 PM  
Pfffft.

melodylikemusic.com
 
2014-01-25 12:00:30 AM  

fusillade762: Don't forget to order your platters!

[fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 600x300]


They only do Pony Platters
 
2014-01-25 12:18:09 AM  

Buttle not Tuttle: IAmRight: Sorry, the manatee people beat you all:

The manatee's name is Hugh.

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+1
 
2014-01-25 05:53:32 AM  
I don't care what Andy Reid thinks.
 
2014-01-25 10:54:00 AM  

fusillade762: Don't forget to order your platters!

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Here you go
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/hot
 
2014-01-25 10:58:04 AM  

Ryker's Peninsula: sweeneytoad: Sea Cow,  Fat Ass - Whatever!

I call cows "land manatees".


That's MISTER Dugong to you
 
2014-01-25 01:29:38 PM  
So like the "poo poo platters" cause poop is also brown and comes out your bowels?
/got nothing
 
2014-01-25 04:20:10 PM  
GENTLEMEN!

I have successfully completed a computer simulation that has determined, with 99.9% accuracy, on my part, which team shall be victorious come next Sunday, right down to the FINAL SCORE! ^_^

BEHOLD!

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Let's see your manatees do THAT! >:-)
 
2014-01-25 06:18:28 PM  

IAmRight: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: So one picked one team and the second one picked the other team. Well, I'm convinced. They're psychic.

Hey, I have a psychic penny that I use to predict games. One side is correct 100% of the time. I'll sell it to you for $100.


How did your psychic penny handle the Green Bay-Minnesota game? Land perfectly on its side?
 
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