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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   Didja hear the one about the naked blonde who jumped from the roof of the Beverly Hills plastic surgery tower?   (losangeles.cbslocal.com ) divider line 64
    More: Sad, Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills Police, towers, roofs, blonde, criminal negligence  
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2014-01-24 04:24:18 PM  
So she went Down and Out in Beverly Hills?
 
2014-01-24 04:49:35 PM  
Sounds like she could have used a ... (/sunglasses) lift (sunglasses).
 
2014-01-24 04:50:13 PM  
How do they know an unidentified woman was 53 years old...? Did they cut her open and count the rings?
 
2014-01-24 04:51:12 PM  
Did you hear the one about the Beverly Hills anesthesiologist whose patient died on him during surgery?

/you won't
 
2014-01-24 04:51:17 PM  
I think so. Does her face ring a bell?
 
2014-01-24 04:51:25 PM  
So she stayed at the facility with no name, but they knew her age.

Hm.
 
2014-01-24 04:52:08 PM  

Approves.


underthehollywoodsign.files.wordpress.com

 
2014-01-24 04:52:30 PM  
Interestingly, when I watched it the first time, the promo that ran before the news video was the trailer for the movie "Gravity".
 
2014-01-24 04:53:17 PM  
that's really not much of a jump...
 
2014-01-24 04:53:23 PM  
What is a plastic surgery tower?
 
2014-01-24 04:53:32 PM  
She killed herself for your jokes.
 
2014-01-24 04:53:33 PM  
Damn, and me just a week away from retirement. I'm too old for this shiat.
 
2014-01-24 04:54:25 PM  
There's an entire tower of  plastic surgeryin Beverly Hills and I haven't been yet?
 
2014-01-24 04:55:15 PM  
www.seeing-stars.com
 
2014-01-24 04:55:16 PM  

HelloNeuman: that's really not much of a jump...


it was just a step the right.
 
2014-01-24 04:57:16 PM  
what a sugary tower might look like:newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2014-01-24 04:58:55 PM  
Before you junior newshawks go all pedant-power - they know her name, but will not release it -
presumably so that her family can be contacted, and won't have to hear about this from some
dopey media coverage.
 
2014-01-24 04:59:29 PM  

fusillade762: What is a plastic surgery tower?


Just a stack of office sweets.
 
2014-01-24 05:04:09 PM  

schnee: [www.seeing-stars.com image 450x251]


First thing I thought of.  Bravo.

/too old for this shiat
 
2014-01-24 05:06:12 PM  
schnee:

Came for drugged up girl. Lethal Weapon, right?
 
2014-01-24 05:06:30 PM  

boaris_grozny: How do they know an unidentified woman was 53 years old...? Did they cut her open and count the rings?


Probably the police has asked the press not to release the name of the deceased until next of kin has been notified.
 
2014-01-24 05:07:15 PM  

usafdave: schnee: [www.seeing-stars.com image 450x251]

First thing I thought of.  Bravo.

/too old for this shiat


Me too.

/Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-24 05:07:20 PM  
Did she bounce?
 
2014-01-24 05:07:32 PM  
The 53-year-old woman leaped from the roof of the Camden Medical Arts building about 10 a.m.

She figured out that no matter how much work she has done, age is unkind to the beautiful that rely on their looks to get them through life.

Stay in school girls!
 
2014-01-24 05:09:27 PM  
Guzman's playmate?
bloggingbyjen.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-24 05:10:07 PM  
 
2014-01-24 05:11:11 PM  
Obama's fault somehow.  I know it.
 
2014-01-24 05:13:49 PM  

CutBoard: usafdave: schnee: [www.seeing-stars.com image 450x251]

First thing I thought of.  Bravo.

/too old for this shiat

Me too.

/Leaving satisfied.


Weird. So did I. Except I couldn't remember what movie it was from.
 
2014-01-24 05:17:07 PM  

fusillade762: CutBoard: usafdave: schnee: [www.seeing-stars.com image 450x251]

First thing I thought of.  Bravo.

/too old for this shiat

Me too.

/Leaving satisfied.

Weird. So did I. Except I couldn't remember what movie it was from.


I thought of the beauty queen in Burton's Batman, for some reason.
 
2014-01-24 05:17:15 PM  
 
2014-01-24 05:18:12 PM  
Kent Shocknek, really?

/Well, I know what my new porn star name is
 
2014-01-24 05:27:08 PM  
Just because you're horrified by the botched cosmetic surgery is no reason to jump off a roof.
 
2014-01-24 05:28:40 PM  
Life imitates Nip/Tuck
 
2014-01-24 05:30:57 PM  
Multiple Circle Jerks songs apply
 
2014-01-24 05:33:37 PM  
After 3 hours I would say, nevermind just f*cking jump.
 
2014-01-24 05:35:33 PM  

zulius: schnee:

Came for drugged up girl. Lethal Weapon, right?


Oh, and here I was thinking it was Looker. But yeah, Christmas lights. Gotta be Lethal Weapon.
 
2014-01-24 05:37:00 PM  

uncleacid: After 3 hours I would say, nevermind just f*cking jump.


Do ya really wanna jump? Do you wanna? Well then that's fine with me. I wanna do it. Let's jump arsehole.
 
2014-01-24 05:38:34 PM  

Hawnkee: Did she bounce?


She didn't. But, her boobs didn't stop until after the coroner got there.

/aisle seat please.
 
2014-01-24 05:40:16 PM  

CutBoard: Hawnkee: Did she bounce?

She didn't. But, her boobs didn't stop until after the coroner got there.

/aisle seat please.


Probably popped right out and went bouncing down the street.
 
2014-01-24 05:41:56 PM  
To be fair, the building was exploding behind her.
 
2014-01-24 05:47:35 PM  
Didja hear the one about the naked blonde who jumped from the roof of the Beverly Hills plastic surgery tower?

...She hit a flagpole halfway down and it took the mortician a week to get the smile off her face?

that's the one I've heard
 
2014-01-24 05:49:20 PM  

MechaPyx: Just because you're horrified by the botched cosmetic surgery is no reason to jump off a roof.


No, of course not. You get a purple suit and go kill batman.
 
2014-01-24 05:50:53 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: MechaPyx: Just because you're horrified by the botched cosmetic surgery is no reason to jump off a roof.

No, of course not. You get a purple suit and go kill batman.


Did I ever tell you how I got these scars.
 
2014-01-24 05:51:23 PM  
changeyourchoices.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-24 05:51:28 PM  
I thought for sure it was Courtney Stodden...but she would have bounced right back up if she jumped.
 
2014-01-24 05:53:12 PM  
"Investigators are also trying to find out how the woman was able to gain easy roof access."

This is why we should ban roofs.
 
2014-01-24 05:55:17 PM  
What a coincidence. I was walking by there about 3 hours before I heard about this.

There was a woman crying when I walked by so I tried to cheer her up. I joked "You should probably just kill yourself."

She looked at me and I smiled. She nodded, so I knew she could tell I was joking.

I walked away and felt pretty good about it.

If only I had run into this suicidal woman, too, maybe I could have helped two women today!
 
2014-01-24 05:55:44 PM  

theorellior: Helen Hunt knows crank will do that to you.


Actual footage of Colorado's first pot overdose.  But, it won't the last!
 
2014-01-24 05:58:12 PM  
Sometimes I wonder if people on fark read at a 4th grade level all the time, or just when they want to be obnoxious.

"unidentified woman" means she was not identified, not that her identity wasn't know.  From the perspective of the article, she was unidentified to the WRITER, not the police/surgeons/staff/local bums.
 
2014-01-24 05:59:15 PM  
A woman who was so ugly on the inside that she couldn't tolerate to go on living if she didn't look beautiful on the outside
 
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