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(The Hill)   Where am I? Find out Monday - Rep. Steve Stockman (@StockmanSenate) -- Predictions to the right   ( divider line
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2014-01-24 08:28:42 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: [ image 500x368]

2014-01-24 09:13:13 PM  
My money is on a Turkish prison.
2014-01-24 09:23:32 PM

2014-01-24 09:27:40 PM  

DigitalCoffee: CourtroomWolf: He bought the domain name, and is working in collaboration with Joe Arpaio and Mike Huckabee to design the front page.

I hear that their meeting is being held at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.

RIP Big Al
2014-01-24 09:30:45 PM  

mrshowrules: The derp dessert?

2014-01-24 09:33:10 PM  

theorellior: Oilcan Harry's Boatyard and Bathhouse?

Now, *there's* a name I haven't heard in a looooooong time!
2014-01-24 09:41:25 PM  
Vader invited him for dinner at the White Castle of Fear. IT WAS DELICIOUS.

/okay, okay, I promise, I'm putting away the old WCW Tapes now, I swear to Christ...
2014-01-24 10:00:38 PM  

The Name: Diogenes: He found Obama's Kenyan birth certificate!

mrshowrules: He's gone to Benghazi and he's cracked the whole thing open.  Lara Logan is interviewing him right now.

In all seriousness, it's probably one of these.

He could be on a week-long crack binge with Rob Ford.

But yes, probably Benghazi.

Hopefully he brought Darrell Issa with him and they've arranged a meeting with Ansar al-Sharia. In a dark alley.
2014-01-24 10:11:09 PM  

tlchwi02: how long is an involuntary hold in texas?

I got the Sheriff to take my ex in for a 72 hour psych hold after she called threatening to kill herself if I didn't come back.

Important lesson: no couples therapy will overcome sending someone to the psych ward.
2014-01-24 10:11:27 PM  

theteacher: Hollie Maea: mrshowrules: He's gone to Benghazi

I don't know if you meant that as a joke, but that is almost certainly the correct answer, considering that

1. He's obviously trying to build hype about his whereabouts, so a big media stunt is inevitable
2. He was last seen in Egypt
3. That's just the type of retarded horse shiat he would pull.

I'll be shocked if that's not where he went.  He probably has a couple of the other usual suspects with him.  Anyone seen Sheriff Joe lately?

How much is this costing tax payers?

You can't put a price on grandstanding about Benghazi.
2014-01-24 10:21:01 PM  

Hickory-smoked: jayhawk88: [ image 587x295]

Hey, did they ever make that movie?

yes. it came out 2 years ago. it is on Netflix Streaming.
2014-01-24 10:36:27 PM

It worked this time
2014-01-25 12:20:08 AM  
My guess: he'll be found running through a Walmart in Omaha wearing a bathrobe and a hockey mask, blitzed out of his mind on bathsalts and ecstasy, firing an AR wildly into the air while screaming "I am the Lizard King, death to Obama, and his army of flying poodles".
2014-01-25 12:50:21 AM  
He's under there somewhere:
2014-01-25 01:21:25 AM  
He's here:
2014-01-25 01:27:58 AM  

Bucky Katt: He's here:

[ image 460x288]

I looked at that and thought, the tilt is 90 degrees off. I was assuming it was Uranus.
2014-01-25 02:50:58 AM  
It was the middle one....
2014-01-25 04:14:58 AM  
Has anybody checked under the end zone at AT&T Stadium?
2014-01-25 04:33:58 AM  
The tweet was supposed to read

"Where am I? Find out by Monday."

"Please. Must be Monday at latest."

"Will run out of supplies by then."

"oh god I think I hear someone approac"
2014-01-25 10:01:13 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: The tweet was supposed to read

"Where am I? Find out by Monday."

"Please. Must be Monday at latest."

"Will run out of supplies by then."

"oh god I think I hear someone approac"

Why did I immediately think of Stockman being kidnapped by Trevor Philips?
2014-01-25 10:49:57 AM  

shastacola: Prepare to meet "Stephanie" Stockman on Monday.

2014-01-25 11:55:28 AM  

enry: shastacola: Prepare to meet "Stephanie" Stockman on Monday.


Thank you for the totalfark gift.
2014-01-25 06:00:54 PM  
RIP John Stockton.
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