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(The Hill)   Where am I? Find out Monday - Rep. Steve Stockman (@StockmanSenate) -- Predictions to the right   (thehill.com) divider line 123
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2014-01-24 04:09:36 PM  
Returning with the Riders of Rohan to aid Gondor against Obama?
 
2014-01-24 04:17:37 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-24 04:17:46 PM  
I don't know, but I bet it's going to involve a Guatemalan rent boy, a glory hole, and a Gene Simmons mask.
 
2014-01-24 04:20:09 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-24 04:21:02 PM  
New Zanzibar?

wait.....I mean

Pepsi presents "New Zanzibar"?
 
2014-01-24 04:23:33 PM  
i.imgur.com


Oh wait....I read that as "WHO AM I?"
 
2014-01-24 04:25:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-24 04:25:55 PM  
The derp dessert?

cinetropolis.net
 
2014-01-24 04:34:38 PM  
He found Obama's Kenyan birth certificate!
 
2014-01-24 04:36:08 PM  
www.simpsoncrazy.com
 
2014-01-24 04:38:21 PM  
I dunno, if something happens to Ross Perot, this guy becomes President?
 
2014-01-24 04:42:07 PM  

Diogenes: [www.simpsoncrazy.com image 320x240]


OK I may have just done that thing where I had to fake a coughing fit at work because I started laughing
 
2014-01-24 04:44:51 PM  
He's gone to Benghazi and he's cracked the whole thing open.  Lara Logan is interviewing him right now.
 
2014-01-24 04:49:16 PM  

mrshowrules: He's gone to Benghazi and he's cracked the whole thing open.  Lara Logan is interviewing him right now.


Well, looks like she's in for another stripping & fingering.
 
2014-01-24 04:51:38 PM  
Appalachian Trail?
 
2014-01-24 04:53:27 PM  
I still have $5 out on "evading federal fraud charges"
 
2014-01-24 04:54:01 PM  
In subby's mom.  MSHA had to send in three mine rescue teams into her cavernous vagina to get him out.  Lives were lost, canaries died, but the good Representative was brought out safely.

Subby, please have your mom install guard rails around her vagina, or require that all men having intercourse with her wear a full body harness with a lanyard that's secured to a safe tie-off point.

Note:
Stockman is a sack of crap, just naming subby's mom as a convenient target.
 
2014-01-24 04:54:14 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: mrshowrules: He's gone to Benghazi and he's cracked the whole thing open.  Lara Logan is interviewing him right now.

Well, looks like she's in for another stripping & fingering.


You forgot two ask for a window or aisle seat.
 
2014-01-24 04:54:21 PM  
Oilcan Harry's Boatyard and Bathhouse?
 
2014-01-24 04:54:31 PM  
Baker Acted and under observation?
 
2014-01-24 04:54:59 PM  
Based on his "family values" positions he's more than likely been on a meth fueled rent boy binge, but it's just as likely rehab.
 
2014-01-24 04:58:28 PM  
in the bathroom of a rest stop balls deep in "family values."
 
2014-01-24 05:00:13 PM  
I'm guessing killing rhino's or elephants.
 
2014-01-24 05:00:52 PM  
Visiting urban areas and clubbing the poor like baby seals.
 
2014-01-24 05:01:31 PM  
Came here to say bathroom stall, but I see everyone had a similar idea.
 
2014-01-24 05:01:39 PM  
www.metrosea.com

Nimoy knows.
 
2014-01-24 05:02:31 PM  
Man, the circuit parties at Fire Island are getting out of hand.
 
2014-01-24 05:03:11 PM  
why does this question feel like the first scene in moonraker?

/ominous music
 
2014-01-24 05:04:50 PM  
No, seriously. WTF is he talking about?
 
2014-01-24 05:04:51 PM  
I'm guessing Bangkok

and imagine a sobbing underage ladyboy is somehow involved.
 
2014-01-24 05:05:12 PM  
I don't know where he is, but I can guarantee you he will blame Obama and a certain segment of the population will nod knowingly as he does.
 
2014-01-24 05:05:22 PM  
cf.badassdigest.com
 
2014-01-24 05:08:22 PM  

qorkfiend: No, seriously. WTF is he talking about?


He's been avoiding his job duties due to lots and lots of shiat going on about his campaign finances.  This is just another layer of distraction to avoid having to explain why money is turning up missing.
 
2014-01-24 05:09:12 PM  
Do we care?

Are we caring now?
 
2014-01-24 05:09:13 PM  
Voila! Finally getting that messy campaign headquarters cleaned up. He didn't want anyone to think he was a messy housekeeper.
 
2014-01-24 05:11:18 PM  
Prepare to meet "Stephanie" Stockman on Monday.
 
2014-01-24 05:11:33 PM  
how long is an involuntary hold in texas?
 
2014-01-24 05:13:49 PM  
He has been helping a scientist jump from body to body through time.... hoping that the next leap will be the leap home.
 
2014-01-24 05:14:12 PM  
"Where am I?"

no1curr

// no, really - stay there
// or jump up your own ass and die, either way
 
2014-01-24 05:14:32 PM  
Staff trying to flush him out?

/whatever he says, i'm not buying it without independent confirmation
 
2014-01-24 05:15:35 PM  
From the clues in the text, he's on a 3 day bender.
 
2014-01-24 05:16:37 PM  

Saiga410: He has been helping a scientist jump from body to body through time.... hoping that the next leap will be the leap home.


You're thinking of Harry Dean Stanton.
 
2014-01-24 05:17:39 PM  

qorkfiend: No, seriously. WTF is he talking about?


He stopped showing up for votes in the last month or so, which makes a degree of sense since he's
challenging John Cornyn for his Senate seat... except he's not campaigning either. He's gone to one campaign event in Texas and showed up in Cairo, Egypt to criticize Obama. Other than that, he's been nowhere to be found and his campaign is going even more off the rails somehow (following his doge meme advertising he photoshopped Cornyn's head on Chris Christie so he could have a picture of Cornyn hugging Obama.)
 
2014-01-24 05:17:47 PM  
I said that to my boss once - I was calling from jail.

/they took my shoe laces
 
2014-01-24 05:17:58 PM  
Playing basketball with Dennis Rodman in Best Korea?
 
2014-01-24 05:20:29 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: mrshowrules: He's gone to Benghazi and he's cracked the whole thing open.  Lara Logan is interviewing him right now.

Well, looks like she's in for another stripping & fingering.


i.imgur.com

There "tasteless" and then there is "kicking the rung of civilization down a notch tasteless." Congratulations. Even I'm offended by that and I'm an asshole.
 
2014-01-24 05:21:31 PM  
On a horse!
*moo*
Cow.
 
2014-01-24 05:24:47 PM  

fusillade762: Saiga410: He has been helping a scientist jump from body to body through time.... hoping that the next leap will be the leap home.

You're thinking of Harry Dean Stanton.


Right you are, I get them confused for some god awful reason.  Maybe he has been helping coach the Jazz.
 
2014-01-24 05:25:00 PM  
Airport bathroom?
 
2014-01-24 05:25:06 PM  
It turns out Buddhists are full of shiat and he was able to achieve enlightenment at a Stuckey's in Anahuac without any meditating.
 
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