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(Jezebel)   It's official: Hipsters proclaim beekeeping OVER, hunting and fishing IN   (jezebel.com ) divider line 37
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5927 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2014 at 2:26 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-24 02:34:37 PM  
8 votes:

busy chillin': But of course they only fish tributaries and really out of the way small streams that have names you haven't heard of.


What are you saying, that a river is too mainstream?
2014-01-24 02:39:43 PM  
6 votes:
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2014-01-24 02:31:11 PM  
5 votes:
A hipster would be complaining too loudly about everything to ever sneak up on game.
2014-01-24 02:38:40 PM  
4 votes:
Me, a few weeks ago at my Louisiana duck & deer camp in the Atchafalya River Basin...
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I marinated him in blend of PBR and secret spices. You wouldn't have heard of them.
2014-01-24 02:33:22 PM  
4 votes:
But of course they only fish tributaries and really out of the way small streams that have names you haven't heard of.
2014-01-24 03:00:15 PM  
3 votes:
i.huffpost.com
2014-01-24 02:34:58 PM  
3 votes:
i want to run around Portland with a broadsword.
2014-01-24 02:51:03 PM  
2 votes:

Michic: I thought these people were vegan? Are they over that, too?


These people eat animals you've never even heard of.
2014-01-24 02:45:18 PM  
2 votes:
i.adultswim.com
"THERE AIN'T NO DAMN BEES!"
2014-01-24 02:40:47 PM  
2 votes:
It's 100% artisan, do-it-yourself, free of chemicals and feeds, historically relevant, blue-collar authentic, and you have to purchase tickets to do it.

All hunters are hipsters.  They just don't know it.
2014-01-24 02:32:07 PM  
2 votes:

Skarekrough: Please...God....don't let them embrace fly fishing....


You mean hipsters wouldn't go for the snobbiest hipster angling there practically is?

Unthinkable!
2014-01-24 02:31:11 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah.  I want to see a hipster willingly pick up a firearm and go hunting.
2014-01-24 02:30:44 PM  
2 votes:
The link is blank for me, so it's a site I've blocked for excessive retardation.
2014-01-24 02:02:14 PM  
2 votes:
Well once they grew the beards, I knew hunting and fishing weren't long behind. Next they build a cabin and make friends with bear cub. It's inevitable. What has happened before will happen again:
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2014-01-25 05:56:49 PM  
1 vote:

HeadLever: whidbey: Right. Because accepting the overwhelming consensus of science= partisan hackery.

Nope, accusing someone of something that you have no proof just because they disagree with you on something else is.  Don't move the goalpost.


Because climate change is such a partisan-driven topic.

Dude, your overall worldview of environmentalism consists of nearly every anti-environmentalist talking point. You've had your ass handed here by actual science several times, so I would bet my left nut that you think climate change awareness= government takeover and redistribution of wealth.
2014-01-24 04:37:38 PM  
1 vote:
so is everything someone doesnt like hipster now? is the word hipster the new "gay"?
2014-01-24 04:30:33 PM  
1 vote:

give me doughnuts: SumoJeb: Going wolf and coyote hunting today! Fishing for ling tomorrow. No hipsters this far north... the oil and gas scares them.


I hope you and your companions all die of hypothermia, or lose limbs to frostbite.


The ultimate hipster trick: getting frostbite before it gets cool.
2014-01-24 03:43:27 PM  
1 vote:
This is cool, because now we can count on them ruining hunting and making all hunters suffer being judged as being hipster douchebags, which will piss them off to no end.

What can I say? It sounds entertaining.
2014-01-24 03:40:42 PM  
1 vote:
What's better than hunting is having a buddy who hunts.
2014-01-24 03:12:16 PM  
1 vote:

Road Rash: Crap. Now I'll never be able to find any ammo.


Nah, they'll make their own artisanal bullets and organic powder and only reload with vintage brass.
2014-01-24 03:04:52 PM  
1 vote:

Skarekrough: Please...God....don't let them embrace fly fishing....


Good God, I wish I had never embraced fly fishing. It's expensive and I never catch anything because I suck
2014-01-24 03:03:51 PM  
1 vote:

doubled99: "We never buy a package of ground beef. Ever," said Larsen.


Now that's hipster shiat right there


They fight the cow for the freshest meat.


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2014-01-24 02:58:07 PM  
1 vote:
Time for me to get into the organic, heirloom worm business.
2014-01-24 02:51:29 PM  
1 vote:
hahaha, I am going to put on a Black Moth Super Rainbow shirt while listening to Animal Collective and fish my father-in-laws koi pond this weekend.
2014-01-24 02:45:54 PM  
1 vote:
So are muzzleloaders the fixies of hunting rifles?
2014-01-24 02:44:10 PM  
1 vote:

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I'm OK with this.

2014-01-24 02:44:01 PM  
1 vote:
these retards are mostly the first generation of sh*tf*cks who are allergic to everything.  Wait for that first dipstick who gets stung and chokes on his own throat.  Ha!
2014-01-24 02:41:31 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster: Me, a few weeks ago at my Louisiana duck & deer camp in the Atchafalya River Basin...

I marinated him in blend of PBR and secret spices. You wouldn't have heard of them.


You look quite proud. Im sure he put up quite a fight
2014-01-24 02:40:17 PM  
1 vote:
Someday the only thing left for hipsters to discover will be American cheese.
2014-01-24 02:39:52 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, baby, check the lead and mercury levels in that Canada goose prosciutto. Natural isn't what it used to be.
2014-01-24 02:38:45 PM  
1 vote:
Your affordable hobby is not safe from hipster assimilation.  I suggest getting into off-shore racing or transatlantic ballooning.
2014-01-24 02:35:27 PM  
1 vote:
Why must the world shiat all over everything I love?
2014-01-24 02:35:07 PM  
1 vote:

busy chillin': But of course they only fish tributaries and really out of the way small streams that have names you haven't heard of.


streams and tributaries are very mainstream. i only fish kills now
2014-01-24 02:33:43 PM  
1 vote:
Going to start seeing a lot of interesting trophies around the huntin' lodge next year.
2014-01-24 02:32:05 PM  
1 vote:
Once you've assimilated every other bit of blue collar culture, where's left to go besides hunting?  Will hipsters go muddin' next?
2014-01-24 02:31:56 PM  
1 vote:
gawddammit, I was fishing before it went mainstream.

/ashamed
2014-01-24 02:31:18 PM  
1 vote:
Here comes the artisanal venison jerky.
 
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