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(Jezebel)   It's official: Hipsters proclaim beekeeping OVER, hunting and fishing IN   (jezebel.com) divider line 300
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2014-01-24 02:02:14 PM
Well once they grew the beards, I knew hunting and fishing weren't long behind. Next they build a cabin and make friends with bear cub. It's inevitable. What has happened before will happen again:
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2014-01-24 02:08:17 PM
Ha ha ha, my brother is going to be a hipster now!
 
2014-01-24 02:29:29 PM
Attention, Hipsters: Hunting Is the New Beekeeping, So Get on That.

lolwut
 
2014-01-24 02:30:41 PM
I was killin' things before it went mainstream...
 
2014-01-24 02:30:44 PM
The link is blank for me, so it's a site I've blocked for excessive retardation.
 
2014-01-24 02:30:58 PM
Just what I need pork pie hat, ironic tee shirt and PBR walking around the woods with a load rifle.
 
2014-01-24 02:31:02 PM
Die
 
2014-01-24 02:31:11 PM
Yeah.  I want to see a hipster willingly pick up a firearm and go hunting.
 
2014-01-24 02:31:11 PM
A hipster would be complaining too loudly about everything to ever sneak up on game.
 
2014-01-24 02:31:17 PM
Please...God....don't let them embrace fly fishing....
 
2014-01-24 02:31:18 PM
Here comes the artisanal venison jerky.
 
2014-01-24 02:31:45 PM
do they kill things ironically?
 
2014-01-24 02:31:56 PM
gawddammit, I was fishing before it went mainstream.

/ashamed
 
2014-01-24 02:32:05 PM
Once you've assimilated every other bit of blue collar culture, where's left to go besides hunting?  Will hipsters go muddin' next?
 
2014-01-24 02:32:07 PM

Skarekrough: Please...God....don't let them embrace fly fishing....


You mean hipsters wouldn't go for the snobbiest hipster angling there practically is?

Unthinkable!
 
2014-01-24 02:32:19 PM
Sriracha collapse syndrome?

//seriously, though, even non-hipster beekeepers are bailing out at this point..
 
2014-01-24 02:32:51 PM
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Yeesh, you guys are only about 2 years late.

/knows a gay hipster hunter
//he takes his economist to the range
 
2014-01-24 02:33:22 PM
But of course they only fish tributaries and really out of the way small streams that have names you haven't heard of.
 
2014-01-24 02:33:43 PM
Going to start seeing a lot of interesting trophies around the huntin' lodge next year.
 
2014-01-24 02:34:37 PM

busy chillin': But of course they only fish tributaries and really out of the way small streams that have names you haven't heard of.


What are you saying, that a river is too mainstream?
 
2014-01-24 02:34:49 PM

AngryDragon: Yeah.  I want to see a hipster willingly pick up a firearm and go hunting.


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2014-01-24 02:34:58 PM
i want to run around Portland with a broadsword.
 
2014-01-24 02:35:07 PM

busy chillin': But of course they only fish tributaries and really out of the way small streams that have names you haven't heard of.


streams and tributaries are very mainstream. i only fish kills now
 
2014-01-24 02:35:19 PM
I'm OK with this.
 
2014-01-24 02:35:27 PM
Why must the world shiat all over everything I love?
 
2014-01-24 02:35:34 PM
They're alot more likely to shoot each other than pose any danger to something on four legs.
 
2014-01-24 02:36:11 PM
Oh, great. I would say that I was fishing before it was cool, but that would just make it worse.
 
2014-01-24 02:36:39 PM
No
 
2014-01-24 02:36:55 PM
The B in BLT now stands for Bambi.
 
2014-01-24 02:38:28 PM
that article is absurdly butthurt
 
2014-01-24 02:38:40 PM
Me, a few weeks ago at my Louisiana duck & deer camp in the Atchafalya River Basin...
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I marinated him in blend of PBR and secret spices. You wouldn't have heard of them.
 
2014-01-24 02:38:45 PM
Your affordable hobby is not safe from hipster assimilation.  I suggest getting into off-shore racing or transatlantic ballooning.
 
2014-01-24 02:38:59 PM
It takes time and experience to be self-sufficient as a hunter, or angler for that matter. The first hipsters who figure that out will seek out experienced hunters as mentors (if they're smart). That should make for some interesting match-ups...

Noobs with rifles make me more nervous than wild rednecks in the woods.
 
2014-01-24 02:39:43 PM
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2014-01-24 02:39:52 PM
Hey, baby, check the lead and mercury levels in that Canada goose prosciutto. Natural isn't what it used to be.
 
2014-01-24 02:40:17 PM
Someday the only thing left for hipsters to discover will be American cheese.
 
2014-01-24 02:40:20 PM
FTA:

"But hunting requires venturing into a rural area, proper equipment in tow, getting out of bed at the ass-crack of dawn to sit and wait for a couple of hours in often frigid weather. "

We took the kids camping once. It turned out to be the night before bow hunting season began. There were so many hunters in sleeping bags lining the roads it looked like an onslaught of giant caterpillars. The idea that the next morning would see us dodging arrows around the camp fire was more than a little scary.
 
2014-01-24 02:40:31 PM

Buck Henderson: busy chillin': But of course they only fish tributaries and really out of the way small streams that have names you haven't heard of.

What are you saying, that a river is too mainstream?


Yes. You will never see one of these hipsters on the Mississippi.
 
2014-01-24 02:40:47 PM
It's 100% artisan, do-it-yourself, free of chemicals and feeds, historically relevant, blue-collar authentic, and you have to purchase tickets to do it.

All hunters are hipsters.  They just don't know it.
 
2014-01-24 02:41:31 PM

Dahnkster: Me, a few weeks ago at my Louisiana duck & deer camp in the Atchafalya River Basin...

I marinated him in blend of PBR and secret spices. You wouldn't have heard of them.


You look quite proud. Im sure he put up quite a fight
 
2014-01-24 02:41:56 PM

Sh0nuff: They're alot more likely to shoot each other than pose any danger to something on four legs.


Are you kidding me?  With all the blow they do they'll be able to stay awake in a tree for days.
 
Ant
2014-01-24 02:42:01 PM
So what exactly is it that differentiates them from regular hunters and fishermen? Are they doing it ironically? How does this stuff work?
 
2014-01-24 02:43:51 PM

Buck Henderson: busy chillin': But of course they only fish tributaries and really out of the way small streams that have names you haven't heard of.

What are you saying, that a river is too mainstream?


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2014-01-24 02:44:01 PM
these retards are mostly the first generation of sh*tf*cks who are allergic to everything.  Wait for that first dipstick who gets stung and chokes on his own throat.  Ha!
 
2014-01-24 02:44:10 PM

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I'm OK with this.

 
2014-01-24 02:45:18 PM
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"THERE AIN'T NO DAMN BEES!"
 
2014-01-24 02:45:45 PM
I thought these people were vegan? Are they over that, too?
 
2014-01-24 02:45:54 PM
So are muzzleloaders the fixies of hunting rifles?
 
2014-01-24 02:46:49 PM

Ant: So what exactly is it that differentiates them from regular hunters and fishermen? Are they doing it ironically? How does this stuff work?


they bring the latest iPhone and show it off to the deer.  Then the entire forest makes fun of him and he doesn't realize it.
 
2014-01-24 02:46:53 PM
I hunt bees.
 
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