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2014-01-24 02:06:50 PM  
Paging Karl Hungus....
 
2014-01-24 02:06:58 PM  
Okay, I'm old and don't get the reference. Anyone care to explain?
 
2014-01-24 02:08:44 PM  
FTFA:
"Honestly, you can turn anything in a sexual meaning," she said. "There's probably something called The Lumberjack, too."

Oh, man. Use lots of lube when performing The Lumberjack.
 
2014-01-24 02:09:00 PM  

Mztlplx: Okay, I'm old and don't get the reference. Anyone care to explain?


I don't either.  But these days almost everything is apparently some sort of dirty double entendre.  At some point you just have to say "F*ck you, we're taking 'Logjam' back."
 
2014-01-24 02:09:03 PM  
Some folks can make a sexual connotation from just about anything.
 
2014-01-24 02:09:54 PM  
that is never-endingly sh*tty!
 
2014-01-24 02:10:20 PM  
"Honestly, you can turn anything in a sexual meaning," she said. "There's probably something called The Lumberjack, too."

 internetfm.com

I'm OK.
 
2014-01-24 02:10:20 PM  
Weak.
 
2014-01-24 02:10:31 PM  

Mztlplx: Okay, I'm old and don't get the reference. Anyone care to explain?


It really doesn't matter all that much. Just take any phrase any you can claim (rightly or wrongly) that it is listed in urbandictionary as something gross.

In this specific case, "log jam" isn't so bad, and you can kind of guess what it is just from the name.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=log+jam

I was trying to come up with a Stillwater/Stilwater Saints Row witticism, but can't think of anything.
 
2014-01-24 02:10:35 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-24 02:10:36 PM  
Stillwater Log Jam is now my go to geographically based sex act reference. Sorry, Cleveland Steamer.
 
2014-01-24 02:11:28 PM  

brandied: Some folks can make a sexual connotation from just about anything.


Google anything, scroll down, and eventually you'll get returns of nudity and/or porn.  Try it.
 
2014-01-24 02:12:15 PM  
"Motion to change the name of our festival to 'Stillwater Assfarking Pissfest' carried."
 
2014-01-24 02:12:59 PM  
logjam
logjam (log-jam) - noun

Hung chow?
 
2014-01-24 02:13:15 PM  
he fixes the cable?
 
2014-01-24 02:14:17 PM  
I wouldn't worry about "log jam" as a slang term.

Someone got trolled.
 
2014-01-24 02:14:30 PM  

sarajlewis83: Paging Karl Hungus....


ecx.images-amazon.com

No kidding. Actually the UD material I found was about poopin', not sex.
 
2014-01-24 02:15:42 PM  

cgraves67: Oh, man. Use lots of lube when performing The Lumberjack.


The lube is supplied by the girl for one of you:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+lumberjack
 
2014-01-24 02:15:59 PM  

skyotter: he fixes the cable?


Don't be fatuous, Stillwater City Council.
 
2014-01-24 02:16:35 PM  
where y'all getting the sexual conotation?

Copy/pasta from urbandictionary:

logjam
logjam (log-jam) - noun

1) When you defecate and a chunk of fecal matter is pinched off/left behind and you are unable to push this small remainder out.

As a result, when you wipe, you can never get completely clean, because every time you apply toilet paper you push a little bit of the pinch off poop nugget out, re-dirtying your balloon knot.

The only solution is to either get lucky enough for a bigger log to come down the pipe and clear the logjam, get in there with some kind of wedging tool (or your finger), wipe until your >wrinkled penny is red and sore, flush it with water, or just walk around with mudbutt.
 
2014-01-24 02:17:30 PM  
i.imgur.com

Think I'll surprise my wife with this on Valentine's Day.

Thanks, OBAMA!
 
2014-01-24 02:17:43 PM  
Double Frogman Fest?
 
2014-01-24 02:18:25 PM  

bloatboy: Mztlplx: Okay, I'm old and don't get the reference. Anyone care to explain?

It really doesn't matter all that much. Just take any phrase any you can claim (rightly or wrongly) that it is listed in urbandictionary as something gross.

In this specific case, "log jam" isn't so bad, and you can kind of guess what it is just from the name.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=log+jam

I was trying to come up with a Stillwater/Stilwater Saints Row witticism, but can't think of anything.


Meh. I was thinking more of a DP ref. I like mine better.

Urbandictionary is unreliably full of people trying too hard to make their definition a "thing".
 
2014-01-24 02:19:46 PM  
Yeah, and Camp Snoopy in the mall used to have the Log Flume ride. I'm sure that could be construed as perverted, too. Oh the humanity!  If the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a tree is a huge dong, then please get help.

/In defense of Stillwater because they have Lift Bridge Brewery
 
2014-01-24 02:20:07 PM  
The Locals tried to lease the name "Lumberjack Days" from the nonprofit Lumberjack Days Festival Association, which has had a service mark on the name since 1994, but couldn't reach an agreement, McLemore said.

Gonna get in the time machine, go back to 1993 and trademark "Lumberjack Days". Gonna be richer than Jebus.

And I'll warn them about Nine One Two also. Gonna be reach and famous.
 
2014-01-24 02:20:09 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: But these days almost everything is apparently some sort of dirty double entendre.


I'll drink to that:

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-24 02:20:20 PM  
If your biggest concern is what Urban Dictionary has to say, your priorities are a little off.

Mztlplx: Urbandictionary is unreliably full of people trying too hard to make their definition a "thing".


This.

Urbandictionary: Wikipedia for, and by, 12-year-olds.
 
2014-01-24 02:20:54 PM  
So I went to urban dictionary, and the first four definitions of logjam all meant something different.

The most important thing I think we as a society need to do is get together and standardize what our slang words mean, or create a constitutional convention and have them do it.

Also, we should standardize that it is called Beirut and not beer pong

And decide on a chosen font to relay sarcasm over the internet

I'll come in again
 
2014-01-24 02:21:53 PM  
Rule #34.
 
2014-01-24 02:22:56 PM  
Stillwater Timber Jam. Done
 
2014-01-24 02:24:28 PM  

brandied: Some folks can make a sexual connotation from just about anything.


Here's a challenge: give me any verb and any noun, and I can make them dirty together.

"I'd like to [verb]  her [noun]!"
 
2014-01-24 02:25:32 PM  
And here I thought it was going to be about the Swiss Guards again.
 
2014-01-24 02:25:58 PM  

cgraves67: FTFA:
"Honestly, you can turn anything in a sexual meaning," she said. "There's probably something called The Lumberjack, too."

Oh, man. Use lots of lube when performing The Lumberjack.


Never offer a stranger a Rusty Venture.

venturebrosblog.com
 
2014-01-24 02:26:54 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: If your biggest concern is what Urban Dictionary has to say, your priorities are a little off.

Mztlplx: Urbandictionary is unreliably full of people trying too hard to make their definition a "thing".

This.

Urbandictionary: Wikipedia for, and by, 12-year-olds.


I think you're giving them to much credit.

Six year olds who have found Daddy's old Beavis and Butthead DVDs is closer to the mark.
 
2014-01-24 02:27:56 PM  
Isn't that in Bachmann's district?

/serious jamming ahead.
 
2014-01-24 02:28:06 PM  
I was expecting Sausage Fest.
 
2014-01-24 02:28:12 PM  
I really expected Lemon Party.
 
2014-01-24 02:28:43 PM  
Stillwater Golden Shower festival
 
2014-01-24 02:31:16 PM  
I hope you like jammin' too.

media.247sports.com

mimg.ugo.com

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
 
2014-01-24 02:31:55 PM  
"Oh my Lord," McLemore said. "Honestly, I mean how ridiculous do you have to be? Are we 14-year-old boys? Seriously. Ninety-nine percent of the people, that wouldn't even cross their minds. Why make a mountain out of a molehill? I think we're just a little too sensitive."

This!

Like everyone else, I've never heard of this as a sexual reference or otherwise "bad" term.  Morons.

Hey, doesn't that photo above look like a prettier version of Tara Reid?
 
2014-01-24 02:34:04 PM  
The mural has been on the wall for years.  Long before they named this festival, or before the 12 year olds that wrote the Log Jam definitions in UD were even born.

But they should change the festival name to "Whiney politically correct pansy-ass complainer days."  Whoever brought this "issue" to the attention of the city council needs a boot to the head.
 
2014-01-24 02:34:42 PM  
Call it the Alaskan pipeline.
 
2014-01-24 02:34:55 PM  

brandied: Some folks can make a sexual connotation from just about anything.


i1.ytimg.com

If you know what I mean.

/It was too much trouble to make that link stick...
 
2014-01-24 02:35:16 PM  

Mad Scientist: I really expected Lemon Party.


cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-01-24 02:35:40 PM  
Frankly the name "Stillwater" is significantly more risque.
 
2014-01-24 02:35:43 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: brandied: Some folks can make a sexual connotation from just about anything.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

If you know what I mean.

/It was too much trouble to make that link stick...


It dropped it again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_games_from_Whose_Line_Is_It_Anyw a y%3F#Dialogue-based_games
 
2014-01-24 02:37:38 PM  
And here I thought "make that link stick" was the sexual joke.
 
2014-01-24 02:37:59 PM  
Came here hoping for a funny story about a inappropriately named lemon festival gathering (expecting Florida location), leaving disappointed.
 
2014-01-24 02:39:20 PM  
So there we was, loggin' the back country near Medford in '32 and this new fella shows up in camp. Greenhorn.
After dinner he set to squawkin' about the business. We never let on so the foreman he says "Sullivan, I need you to go to town. Pick up 4 rusty trombones and a pair of double rudders. Here's some money. Don't dicker on the price, just pay it and come back."

We never saw that feller again but the last we heard he was doin'  some kinda weird dance show down in 'Frisco.
 
2014-01-24 02:42:56 PM  

Slam Bradley: So I went to urban dictionary, and the first four definitions of logjam all meant something different.

The most important thing I think we as a society need to do is get together and standardize what our slang words mean, or create a constitutional convention and have them do it.

Also, we should standardize that it is called Beirut and not beer pong

And decide on a chosen font to relay sarcasm over the internet

I'll come in again


Yeah - he was a great baseball player for the Yankees.
 
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