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(Movoto)   How much would it cost to buy Pee-wee's playhouse? Surprisingly quite a bit, and it doesn't even come with a bike   (movoto.com) divider line 52
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2014-01-24 02:58:11 PM  
Does it have a basement?
 
2014-01-24 03:01:44 PM  
Does it have a movie theater filled with private booths?
 
2014-01-24 03:01:49 PM  
It must include an "adult entertainment" home theater to be authentic..
 
2014-01-24 03:02:24 PM  
fierth.com
Watch out in the bathroom stalls...
 
2014-01-24 03:02:27 PM  
And does it come with a private movie theatre? Wait, considering what happened to the last owner, I guess not.
 
2014-01-24 03:03:14 PM  
DAMN... too slow!
 
2014-01-24 03:03:29 PM  
Does it have a breakfast machine?
 
2014-01-24 03:04:43 PM  
Can I come on Miss Yvonne's rack?

I mean, does it come with...

AW, DAMMIT.
 
2014-01-24 03:05:25 PM  
The similarity between Abraham Lincoln and the guy who sat in front of PeeWee Herman?

They were both shot in the head in theaters.
 
2014-01-24 03:06:35 PM  
Still, you're probably going to want to bleach that home cinema. Seriously, scrub that baby down..
 
2014-01-24 03:07:32 PM  

Mell of a Hess: The similarity between Abraham Lincoln and the guy who sat in front of PeeWee Herman?

They were both shot in the head in theaters.


Yeah, but instead of "Sic semper tyrannis", Pee Wee shouted "Veni, vidi, veni".
 
2014-01-24 03:08:54 PM  
So.... what was the point of that "Fictional Listing"?  I don't get it.
 
2014-01-24 03:09:21 PM  
That got green lit?
 
2014-01-24 03:10:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Can I come on Miss Yvonne's rack?


Uh... Charlie's mom is a whore.
 
2014-01-24 03:11:38 PM  
Trippin' balls
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-24 03:11:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mell of a Hess: The similarity between Abraham Lincoln and the guy who sat in front of PeeWee Herman?

They were both shot in the head in theaters.

Yeah, but instead of "Sic semper tyrannis", Pee Wee shouted "Veni, vidi, veni".


Nice. I always say, there isn't enough humor in Latin around here.
 
2014-01-24 03:14:20 PM  

BMulligan: FirstNationalBastard: Mell of a Hess: The similarity between Abraham Lincoln and the guy who sat in front of PeeWee Herman?

They were both shot in the head in theaters.

Yeah, but instead of "Sic semper tyrannis", Pee Wee shouted "Veni, vidi, veni".

Nice. I always say, there isn't enough humor in Latin around here.


But there are plenty of commas.
 
2014-01-24 03:14:27 PM  

somemoron: So.... what was the point of that "Fictional Listing"?  I don't get it.


It gave us an opportunity to make jokes about fapping in theaters, so there's that
 
2014-01-24 03:14:29 PM  

somemoron: So.... what was the point of that "Fictional Listing"?  I don't get it.


I'm not sure, but they placed it about an hour from my house.
 
2014-01-24 03:15:49 PM  
20K
 
2014-01-24 03:16:22 PM  

Amphipath: BMulligan: FirstNationalBastard: Mell of a Hess: The similarity between Abraham Lincoln and the guy who sat in front of PeeWee Herman?

They were both shot in the head in theaters.

Yeah, but instead of "Sic semper tyrannis", Pee Wee shouted "Veni, vidi, veni".

Nice. I always say, there isn't enough humor in Latin around here.

But there are plenty of commas.


Can I comma on Miss Yvonne's rack?
 
2014-01-24 03:17:39 PM  
If I ever won the Mega Millions, Powerball, whatever, I'd want to buy up Collinwood Mansion.

images.wikia.com

If you were born before 1970, you'd know why.
 
2014-01-24 03:23:19 PM  
Pee Wee's Playhouse doesn't have a bike or the basement in the alamo.  It has living things that speak english.  Except Phil Hartman.  And you can't buy them.  They're there on their own accord.  You think you can just buy Laurence Fishburne?  Go ahead.  F*ck with Morpheus and see what happens.
 
2014-01-24 03:29:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mell of a Hess: The similarity between Abraham Lincoln and the guy who sat in front of PeeWee Herman?

They were both shot in the head in theaters.

Yeah, but instead of "Sic semper tyrannis", Pee Wee shouted "Veni, vidi, veni".


Well done, sir.
 
2014-01-24 03:31:31 PM  

TV's Vinnie: If I ever won the Mega Millions, Powerball, whatever, I'd want to buy up Collinwood Mansion.



If you were born before 1970, you'd know why.


Wasn't that....?

/checks teh googles

Yup, that's what I thought. Good choice.
 
2014-01-24 03:31:40 PM  
TV's Vinnie - If you were born before 1970, you'd know why.

I was and I certainly do!
 
2014-01-24 03:32:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Can I come on Miss Yvonne's rack?

I mean, does it come with...

AW, DAMMIT.


smh
 
2014-01-24 03:33:32 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: It must include an "adult entertainment" home theater to be authentic..


Odd. because I don't recall on in the show.

Oh, that's right: there wasn't one.
 
2014-01-24 03:38:31 PM  

TV's Vinnie: If I ever won the Mega Millions, Powerball, whatever, I'd want to buy up Collinwood Mansion.

[images.wikia.com image 702x410]

If you were born before 1970, you'd know why.


1313 Mockingbird Lane for me.

/there actually is a 1313 Mockingbird Lane in Sulphur Springs, Texas.  Mexican restaurant next to hotels. meh
 
2014-01-24 03:38:33 PM  

somemoron: So.... what was the point of that "Fictional Listing"?  I don't get it.


It gets other websites which would otherwise never link to Movoto to do so, in the process giving Movoto more credibility in Google's eyes, and causing their site to appear higher in Google search results. See: link juice.
 
2014-01-24 03:41:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mell of a Hess: The similarity between Abraham Lincoln and the guy who sat in front of PeeWee Herman?

They were both shot in the head in theaters.

Yeah, but instead of "Sic semper tyrannis", Pee Wee shouted "Veni, vidi, veni".


Good finish.
 
2014-01-24 03:43:50 PM  
Wasn't there a REAL listing for pee week's playhouse or the beetlejuice house here just a couple weeks ago?
 
2014-01-24 03:45:08 PM  

TV's Vinnie: If I ever won the Mega Millions, Powerball, whatever, I'd want to buy up Collinwood Mansion.

[images.wikia.com image 702x410]

If you were born before 1970, you'd know why.


As long as it doesn't come with a disembodied hand.  That one freaked me right out.  Nightmares for years.
 
2014-01-24 03:48:23 PM  
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ad infinitum.
 
2014-01-24 03:51:34 PM  
You mean I can get a house with sentient furniture and a magic wish-granting wizard for only a million dollars?
 
2014-01-24 03:54:36 PM  
i212.photobucket.com

Since when is Gotham City in Illinois?
 
2014-01-24 03:58:22 PM  
I'm missing why a fictional listing wouldn't come with a bike...
 
2014-01-24 04:07:27 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-24 04:07:34 PM  
I always thought Miss Yvonne was named Missy Vaughn
 
2014-01-24 04:10:46 PM  

letrole: I always thought Miss Yvonne was named Missy Vaughn


They always said the name fast and ran together so that it really did sound like "Missy Vaughn" half the time.
 
2014-01-24 04:12:11 PM  

macross87: Does it have a movie theater filled with private booths?


It comes, with an arrest.
 
2014-01-24 04:17:05 PM  

puckrock2000: [i212.photobucket.com image 265x163]

Since when is Gotham City in Illinois?


In the most recent Nolan trilogy, the cars have Illinois license plates.
 
2014-01-24 04:17:55 PM  
Does it include his kiddie pron collection as well?
 
2014-01-24 04:22:13 PM  
The secret word of the thread is "funny". Now, you all know what to do whenever anyone says the secret word, right?

For the rest of the thread, when anyone says he secret word, scream real loud!
 
2014-01-24 04:26:26 PM  

cyberspacedout: The secret word of the thread is "funny". Now, you all know what to do whenever anyone says the secret word, right?

For the rest of the thread, when anyone says he secret word, scream real loud!


basementrejects.com
 
2014-01-24 04:33:57 PM  
This one for me, but it has to include everything (barn, saw mill, etc.)

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2014-01-24 05:37:00 PM  
The playhouse had a flying scooter.
 
2014-01-24 05:37:31 PM  
You like trains?
I'd rather buy this house. Still pictures of TRAINS THAT GO WITH THE HOUSE. It's only $3.5 million
 
2014-01-24 06:30:31 PM  

puckrock2000: [i212.photobucket.com image 265x163]

Since when is Gotham City in Illinois?


The Nolan Batman films used Chicago as Gotham, which made sense and worked well, as Gotham isn't Manhattan (Metropolis sure as hell is).

The house in the photo is actually the east front of Blenheim Palace in the UK, which is the ancestral home of the Churchill family.  Amazingly, that's not the main facade, just a side entrance!
 
2014-01-24 07:01:50 PM  
Plus, the liability insurance is going to be through the roof!
 
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