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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Pensioner breaches his sex act pram ban by being caught...with a pram   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 61
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2014-01-24 11:08:56 AM
www.intriguing.com
 
2014-01-24 11:30:50 AM
But he was caught breaching the order by a passing motorist who spotted him in a layby with a pram and a doll.

Farking speak English!
 
2014-01-24 12:25:50 PM
"AntiSocial Behaviour Order" - the British are so very civilized about this sort of thing.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-24 12:39:46 PM

MrBallou: "AntiSocial Behaviour Order" - the British are so very civilized about this sort of thing.


What, pram farking?
 
2014-01-24 12:53:10 PM
Different strokes for different folks.

*elderly man strolls by pushing a baby pram and masturbating*

GOT DAMMIT!

*throws worldview into toilet and flushes it*
 
2014-01-24 12:55:34 PM

vpb: MrBallou: "AntiSocial Behaviour Order" - the British are so very civilized about this sort of thing.

What, pram farking?


Yes, mostly because it's non-specific. In the US, he'd be labeled a "Sex Offender", which doesn't sound nearly as nice.

/if you didn't know what it was, "pram" almost sounds like slang for sex or maybe ladyparts
//was it antisocial behavior to say that?
///don't label me
 
2014-01-24 12:56:59 PM

urger: [www.intriguing.com image 800x441]


On second thought, let's not go to this thread. It's a silly place.
 
2014-01-24 01:20:39 PM
British-like typing detected.
 
2014-01-24 02:17:24 PM
As I have no idea what a pram is, I'm going to assume that it's an elderly lady.
 
2014-01-24 02:22:24 PM
...the hell is a "pram"?
 
2014-01-24 02:22:31 PM

urger: [www.intriguing.com image 800x441]


Yup. Thread's over.
 
2014-01-24 02:22:44 PM

2chris2: As I have no idea what a pram is, I'm going to assume that it's an elderly lady.


I think it's a combination of tram and pussy, or paralyzed and tram.

Hey! Paralysed Pussy Tram!
 
2014-01-24 02:23:04 PM
Pramela Anderson?
 
2014-01-24 02:23:18 PM

Glendale: ...the hell is a "pram"?


Something that gets blagged.
 
2014-01-24 02:23:25 PM
From what I gather, it's a baby carriage or stroller.

/You're welcome America
 
2014-01-24 02:23:28 PM

Glendale: ...the hell is a "pram"?


You'd know it as a baby carriage.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-24 02:25:10 PM

exick: But he was caught breaching the order by a passing motorist who spotted him in a layby with a pram and a doll.

Farking speak English!


U.S. and U.K... similar countries divided by a common language.
 
2014-01-24 02:25:45 PM
Um...is this saying he was walking around jacking off while pushing a doll in a stroller or some such that people could easily assume carried an actual baby? That's some wild shiat if true, but my British is quite rusty, so not sure.
 
2014-01-24 02:25:47 PM

show me: From what I gather, it's a baby carriage or stroller.

/You're welcome America


You mean, it's not a kind of shrimp? There went my weekend plans. Bollards!
 
2014-01-24 02:26:34 PM
"Help! I'm being repressed!  Come see the oppression!  He's using a pram at the same time!"

/what the fark is a pram? google?....
//1.Brit a cot-like four-wheeled carriage for a baby. US and Canadian term:  baby carriage
///I'm with brap
 
2014-01-24 02:28:11 PM
"Now, before we go on to tea and pramwiches...."
 
2014-01-24 02:29:14 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-01-24 02:29:25 PM
A pensioner has been caught breaching an antisocial behaviour order imposed for performing a sex act on himself while pushing a toy doll in a pram through Cherry Willingham.


img691.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-24 02:30:19 PM

urger: [www.intriguing.com image 800x441]


done in one
/it's only a model
 
2014-01-24 02:31:57 PM
Ok, understood pram, but what kind of strange UK phrase is "pensioner" supposed to be?
 
2014-01-24 02:32:20 PM

fappomatic: show me: From what I gather, it's a baby carriage or stroller.

/You're welcome America

You mean, it's not a kind of shrimp? There went my weekend plans. Bollards!


Bollocks, or bullocks, you mean.  A bollard is a type of shipping container ...

gallery.zzq.org
 
2014-01-24 02:32:45 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Dad, he's speaking English!
 
2014-01-24 02:34:17 PM

autopsybeverage: Ok, understood pram, but what kind of strange UK phrase is "pensioner" supposed to be?


Retired person probably.
 
2014-01-24 02:36:59 PM
C'mon speak english
 
2014-01-24 02:40:44 PM
I would have thought the typical Farker would be up on their Limey-ese from repeated viewings of Black Adder, Young Ones, Monty Python and Doctor Who episodes.

I'm actually a bit disappointed.
 
2014-01-24 02:41:04 PM
Seriously though, I took a year of Spanish and German in high school over 20 years ago, yet there are times where I would have an easier time deciphering those over UK English.
 
2014-01-24 02:43:23 PM

Trance354: fappomatic: show me: From what I gather, it's a baby carriage or stroller.


These are bollards....

pipeguardsbollards.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-24 02:45:06 PM
Out of college
money spent
see no future
pay no rent
yellow lorry slow
nowhere to go

Like any "real Amurrican" would be caught dead driving a Dodge Lorry.
 
2014-01-24 02:49:49 PM

whidbey: Out of college
money spent
see no future
pay no rent
yellow lorry slow
nowhere to go

Like any "real Amurrican" would be caught dead driving a Dodge Lorry.


but oh that magic feeling
nowhere to go

/best album side in history
//especially if you include Here Comes The Sun
///why wouldn't you?
 
2014-01-24 02:51:06 PM
Mean Mr Mustard faps in the park
Gives all a shock
He's a pram pusher
 
2014-01-24 02:51:48 PM
www.raysdreamboats.com

/ don't row your boat, don't get your goat ...
 
2014-01-24 02:58:45 PM
"But he was caught breaching the order by a passing motorist who spotted him in a layby with a pram and a doll."

Um, ok......after reading the comments I found out what a pram is in England. What is a layby, tho? Maybe a sidewalk or street......wild guess there.

/ I just found out a few months ago that a "boot" in the UK is what we call a "trunk" in a car here in America.
 
2014-01-24 02:59:21 PM
Ick, This man is sick sick sick. I'll just keep to masturbating at the bus stop wearing silky Hello Kitty panties with a dildo up my ass.
 
2014-01-24 03:00:27 PM

Jayberrysparklesalot: "But he was caught breaching the order by a passing motorist who spotted him in a layby with a pram and a doll."

Um, ok......after reading the comments I found out what a pram is in England. What is a layby, tho? Maybe a sidewalk or street......wild guess there.

/ I just found out a few months ago that a "boot" in the UK is what we call a "trunk" in a car here in America.


Layby = rest stop, scenic overview, or other place where you can pull off the main road.

And what the fark kind of screwed-up fetish is that?  He can only get off if he pretends that a 6-month old is watching him wank?
 
2014-01-24 03:05:30 PM
If that headline was any more British it would break out into crumpets and tea.
 
2014-01-24 03:10:02 PM

Matthew Keene: Ick, This man is sick sick sick. I'll just keep to masturbating at the bus stop wearing silky Hello Kitty panties with a dildo up my ass.


25.media.tumblr.com


/keyboard please
 
2014-01-24 03:15:27 PM
FTFA - Trevor Robinson, 67, of Skellingthorpe was convicted of public indecency in 2009 and given an ASBO, which banned him from possessing a pram, a doll and any kind of toy transportation.

WHAT? The man is legally forbidden to be in possession of a carriage, a doll, or any form of toy transportation.

I can't believe we got this far without anyone picking up on this point.
 
2014-01-24 03:19:13 PM
highfields-arc.co.uk
 
2014-01-24 03:23:58 PM
FTFA:  He said his foot became caught under the accelerator pedal and he reversed at some considerable speed into the pram by accident.

Maybe it is because I don't drive, but I didn't know that you could make a car go backwards by pulling the accelerator pedal upwards. Neat, that's almost like a video game!
 
2014-01-24 03:27:34 PM
"performing a sex act on himself while pushing a toy doll in a pram"


What the farking hell? Does it get any more disturbing than this without actually being a pedophile?
 
2014-01-24 03:36:28 PM

doctor wu: "performing a sex act on himself while pushing a toy doll in a pram"

What the farking hell? Does it get any more disturbing than this without actually being a pedophile?


Sounds like an elaborate version of dick-in-a-box.
 
2014-01-24 03:42:31 PM
I vote that this thread be merged with the Stillwater Logjam thread further down.

/around here
//that's called a Rusty Venture
 
2014-01-24 03:52:55 PM
wot
 
2014-01-24 04:04:45 PM
1: No pedos.
2: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the ASBOs  in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.
3: No pedos.
4: I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
5: No pedos.
6: There is no... rule six.
7: No pedos.
 
2014-01-24 04:15:29 PM
i244.photobucket.com
 
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