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2014-01-24 11:29:26 AM
Drugs. Rock & Roll.
 
2014-01-24 12:03:19 PM
Sex is why we gamble, sex is why we drink, sex is why we give birth.

/I'm taking a $5.00 chip that was a house call
 
2014-01-24 12:12:57 PM
Yes please.
 
2014-01-24 12:24:45 PM
Because there is literally nothing else to do, they do each other.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-01-24 12:32:56 PM
"How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.
 
2014-01-24 12:36:22 PM
"

433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.


Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"
 
2014-01-24 12:45:58 PM
Birth rate stays ahead of death rate, in spite of our best efforts at killing people. How about that?

Worldwide: 1 birth every 8 seconds; one death every 12 seconds.
World population 7.142 Billion and going up by about 5000 people per day.
And that's WITH wars, famines, diseases, etc.
 
2014-01-24 12:54:56 PM
That's an early context HOTY candidate.
 
2014-01-24 12:55:12 PM
Estimate of the dead is between 100k and a million. That does not sound like a valid estimate.
 
2014-01-24 12:55:14 PM
Is that the thing that all the teens are having these days? With their rock & roll and their drugs?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-24 12:55:39 PM
never happens to me
 
2014-01-24 12:58:47 PM

Tom_Slick: Sex is why we gamble, sex is why we drink, sex is why we give birth.

/I'm taking a $5.00 chip that was a house call


www.bestcareanywhere.net

that's a very interesting claim, sir
 
2014-01-24 12:58:55 PM

d23: never happens to me


Maybe you should go to Iraq.
 
2014-01-24 12:59:16 PM
Gosh, it's almost like they have some sort of biological imperative to perpetuate the species.
 
2014-01-24 12:59:39 PM

Tom_Slick: Sex is why we gamble, sex is why we drink, sex is why we give birth.

/I'm taking a $5.00 chip that was a house call


Well, it is what they told you to say.
 
2014-01-24 01:00:28 PM
Rape
 
2014-01-24 01:01:28 PM
Swine!
 
2014-01-24 01:01:30 PM
It's all business on the outside, a party on the inside.
 
2014-01-24 01:05:03 PM
It's the shiatty places that have the highest birthrates, successful countries have lower birthrates.  Maybe something made Iraq shiat(tier) in the last few years.
 
2014-01-24 01:06:00 PM
If people die every single day, how can there still be people!? Shouldn't we have all died out thousands of years ago??
 
2014-01-24 01:06:12 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-24 01:06:12 PM
Maybe they should consider sticking it in the Shi'ite-hole more often.
 
2014-01-24 01:08:08 PM
I say sex and the fact that Republicans are no longer in the business of wholesale slaughtering them.
 
2014-01-24 01:08:25 PM

cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"


whynotboth.jpg

"I done heard some o' y'all asking, why com de preachah got a new car? Why com we pay tithe and de preachah has a two-stawreh house? Wel de reason is: de Lawd bless de preachah."
 
2014-01-24 01:08:30 PM

cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"


How come it bothers you so much?
 
2014-01-24 01:11:33 PM

jst3p: cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"

How come it bothers you so much?


Because it makes one look Dutch

/Seriously
 
2014-01-24 01:11:59 PM
Guilty
 
2014-01-24 01:14:35 PM

cman: jst3p: cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"

How come it bothers you so much?

Because it makes one look Dutch

/Seriously


There are only two things I can not abide. Intolerance for other's culture, and the Dutch!
 
2014-01-24 01:15:33 PM
I'll take "not being blown up *as* much" for 1000....
 
2014-01-24 01:16:29 PM

jst3p: cman: jst3p: cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"

How come it bothers you so much?

Because it makes one look Dutch

/Seriously

There are only two things I can not abide. Intolerance for other's culture, and the Dutch!


Have you ever read Dutch? Have you ever heard it? It sounds like its coming from an English speaker with a penis in their mouth.
 
2014-01-24 01:17:30 PM
I suspect an incredible secret has been kept in this country: that the Iraqis exist in vast numbers.... vast.... and it is they who control Iraq.
 
2014-01-24 01:19:46 PM
An Iraqi woman:

imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-24 01:21:14 PM

Tim Tebow: An Iraqi woman:

[imagizer.imageshack.us image 800x521]


Source?
 
2014-01-24 01:22:47 PM

cman: Tim Tebow: An Iraqi woman:

[imagizer.imageshack.us image 800x521]

Source?


GIS for "hot iraqi woman"
 
2014-01-24 01:23:02 PM

cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"


Why come?
 
2014-01-24 01:25:01 PM

Tim Tebow: cman: Tim Tebow: An Iraqi woman:

[imagizer.imageshack.us image 800x521]

Source?

GIS for "hot iraqi woman"


Her name is Sharokina Hasso
 
2014-01-24 01:25:16 PM
Well, we can say it's definitely not "Mission Accomplished" as they clearly aren't killing each other fast enough.
 
2014-01-24 01:25:22 PM

Tim Tebow: An Iraqi woman:

[imagizer.imageshack.us image 800x521]


I'm guessing that's why they wear veils then.  If I looked like that I wouldn't make it back from Walmart in any sort of timely fashion.
 
2014-01-24 01:26:05 PM

cman: jst3p: cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"

How come it bothers you so much?

Because it makes one look Dutch

/Seriously


Interesting. The phrases I use affect the way people view me. Now if it made me sound Dutch I would understand. How come it would change how I look to others?
 
2014-01-24 01:26:34 PM
sex sex sex sex sexcrime crime cri cri cri crime
 
2014-01-24 01:27:09 PM

Tim Tebow: An Iraqi woman:


/ Moving to Iraq.

For this I can tolerate being surrounded by wmd.
 
2014-01-24 01:27:16 PM
We will, in fact, be greeted as lubricators.
 
2014-01-24 01:28:23 PM

Jakesta: cman: jst3p: cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"

How come it bothers you so much?

Because it makes one look Dutch

/Seriously

Interesting. The phrases I use affect the way people view me. Now if it made me sound Dutch I would understand. How come it would change how I look to others?


Because it makes one look like a vulgar uneducated person who wishes to achieve nothing
 
2014-01-24 01:29:33 PM

CleanAndPure: Tim Tebow: An Iraqi woman:

/ Moving to Iraq.

For this I can tolerate being surrounded by wmd.


Trust me on this, dude

Iraq has, like, only a busload of good looking women.

Iraq is the Britain of the Middle East. It has been invaded so many times that all the good looking ones have been taken away.
 
2014-01-24 01:29:36 PM
Lack of reliable birth control.
 
2014-01-24 01:32:49 PM

cman: Jakesta: cman: jst3p: cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"

How come it bothers you so much?

Because it makes one look Dutch

/Seriously

Interesting. The phrases I use affect the way people view me. Now if it made me sound Dutch I would understand. How come it would change how I look to others?

Because it makes one look like a vulgar uneducated person who wishes to achieve nothing


Show me, on this doll, where the bad Dutch man touched you...
 
2014-01-24 01:33:02 PM

Mell of a Hess: cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"

Why come?


Yeah, like "Why come you don't have a tattoo?"

www.11points.com

Sounds intelligent.
 
2014-01-24 01:33:42 PM

cman: Jakesta: cman: jst3p: cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"

How come it bothers you so much?

Because it makes one look Dutch

/Seriously

Interesting. The phrases I use affect the way people view me. Now if it made me sound Dutch I would understand. How come it would change how I look to others?

Because it makes one look like a vulgar uneducated person who wishes to achieve nothing


You mean like when someone says "it makes one look like" instead of the properly phrased "it makes one sound like"?
 
2014-01-24 01:35:12 PM

Jakesta: cman: Jakesta: cman: jst3p: cman: "433: "How come..." is not an intelligent way to phrase a question.

Beat me to it

/Yeah, I am an Anglo-Saxonphile and yet I hate it when people say "How come" over "why"

How come it bothers you so much?

Because it makes one look Dutch

/Seriously

Interesting. The phrases I use affect the way people view me. Now if it made me sound Dutch I would understand. How come it would change how I look to others?

Because it makes one look like a vulgar uneducated person who wishes to achieve nothing

You mean like when someone says "it makes one look like" instead of the properly phrased "it makes one sound like"?


We are online. I cannot hear you speak. I can only see what you write. My eyes process the information you are sending, not my ears.
 
2014-01-24 01:36:05 PM
Coitus
 
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