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(Daily Mail)   Angelina Jolie would marry Brad Pitt right now were it not for a veiny organ that concerns her   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2014-01-24 11:13:08 AM
Bah, she doesn't strike me to be one worried about bulging veins on her wedding day. In fact, I'd be surprised if she has a traditional wedding at all.
 
2014-01-24 11:31:56 AM
Her brother's penis?
 
2014-01-24 11:36:56 AM
I got my circulatory system removed for aesthetic reasons.

My penis now lies there like a sodden deflated balloon but it's a silky-smooth and photogenic deflated sodden balloon.
 
2014-01-24 11:40:23 AM
Angie's not that bad...

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2014-01-24 11:41:05 AM
Of course, they could all just eat a sammich, but Alternative is for Angelina to gain weight but that's 'not an option'
 
2014-01-24 12:13:44 PM
Funny, thought they already got married.
 
2014-01-24 12:42:53 PM
Endovenous laser treatment involves having a catheter inserted into your vein and using an ultrasound scan to guide it into the correct position. A tiny laser is passed through the catheter and positioned at the top of your varicose vein.

Oh that sounds brilliant. "Don't like your veins? We'll just move them around under your skin! This will have no bad effects later!" And she doesn't have varicose veins in her arms. She's a skinny woman with normal veins.

Or this could just be another made-up story. I'm going with "made-up".
 
2014-01-24 12:54:45 PM
She cuts her breasts off, has her veins heat-sealed.... this woman is loonier than Bugs Bunny and the Roadrunner put together.
 
2014-01-24 12:55:04 PM

brap: I got my circulatory system removed for aesthetic reasons.

My penis now lies there like a sodden deflated balloon but it's a silky-smooth and photogenic deflated sodden balloon.


So you got married?
 
2014-01-24 12:57:31 PM

cryinoutloud: Endovenous laser treatment involves having a catheter inserted into your vein and using an ultrasound scan to guide it into the correct position. A tiny laser is passed through the catheter and positioned at the top of your varicose vein.

Oh that sounds brilliant. "Don't like your veins? We'll just move them around under your skin! This will have no bad effects later!" And she doesn't have varicose veins in her arms. She's a skinny woman with normal veins.

Or this could just be another made-up story. I'm going with "made-up".


Sealing up your vein so it no longer pumps blood seems a wee dangerous to me.  I mean, obviously we have several veins for blood to flow through depending on the area of the body, and I suppose your arms aren't as vital as, say, your brain or heart, but still.  Then again, what do I know. I'm no doctor.

/sounds a little made up to me too
//stupider things have been done in Hollywood in the name of "beauty" however
 
2014-01-24 01:03:55 PM
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Meh...she's no Scott Steiner
 
2014-01-24 01:07:41 PM
Those ugly tattoos are no problem, but she's worried about veins?
 
2014-01-24 01:09:51 PM
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She looks awful.

I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW awful.

Much prefer he in the Mr and Mrs Smiths weight class.
 
2014-01-24 01:09:52 PM

Mad Scientist: Those ugly tattoos are no problem, but she's worried about veins?


Especially the Billy Bob Thorton tattoo.
 
2014-01-24 01:10:07 PM
She needs to go back to the weight she had in the 90's, i.e. Hackers.
 
2014-01-24 01:12:14 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x865]

She looks awful.

I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW awful.

Much prefer he in the Mr and Mrs Smiths weight class.


I wish my own face looked as "EWWWW awful" as hers!
 
2014-01-24 01:15:59 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x865]

She looks awful.

I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW awful.

Much prefer he in the Mr and Mrs Smiths weight class.

I wish my own face looked as "EWWWW awful" as hers!


I am being serious. I mean, I remember all the things she's been in that I fapped to appreciated her in too.

Look at her face dude. One eye seems cockeyed, there is no roundness to it anymore and the way her hair is setup she almost looks like she's balding.
 
2014-01-24 01:17:23 PM
Is it just me or does it look like their adopted son is in his mid 30s?
 
2014-01-24 01:24:41 PM

Somaticasual: Is it just me or does it look like their adopted son is in his mid 30s?


Looks like a forced perspective shot, doesn't it?
 
2014-01-24 01:30:26 PM
guarantee that she is an amazing lover...and that Aniston was a dead-fish...
 
2014-01-24 01:30:43 PM
You people can slag on veiny arms all you want, but I'd take bulging veins any day over my tiny soft smooshy ones when it comes to getting chemo or blood tests. You want those veins to jump out and hump the needle, not roll over and hide like little sissy babies.
 
2014-01-24 01:32:54 PM
Even in her prime, there was something about her that I found distasteful. Things have not improved.
 
2014-01-24 01:38:30 PM

WhyKnot: guarantee that she is an amazing lover...and that Aniston was a dead-fish...


I'd hook her.

/Jenni, call me
 
2014-01-24 01:40:31 PM

someonelse: You people can slag on veiny arms all you want, but I'd take bulging veins any day over my tiny soft smooshy ones when it comes to getting chemo or blood tests. You want those veins to jump out and hump the needle, not roll over and hide like little sissy babies.


meh. A good nurse can find the vein on most people easily enough. Unfortunately, there are plenty of poor ones. I just love subcutaneous bleeding.
 
2014-01-24 01:45:53 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x865]

She looks awful.

I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW awful.

Much prefer he in the Mr and Mrs Smiths weight class.


They look like statues from the Lady Whatsherface wax museum
 
2014-01-24 01:49:13 PM

guilt by association: She needs to go back to the weight she had in the 90's, i.e. Hackers.


Haircut too please. Also the wardrobe.
 
2014-01-24 01:50:45 PM

Buttknuckle: Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x865]

She looks awful.

I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW awful.

Much prefer he in the Mr and Mrs Smiths weight class.

They look like statues from the Lady Whatsherface Madam Tussaudes wax museum


FTFM
 
2014-01-24 01:52:18 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: unfarkingbelievable: Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x865]

She looks awful.

I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW awful.

Much prefer he in the Mr and Mrs Smiths weight class.

I wish my own face looked as "EWWWW awful" as hers!

I am being serious. I mean, I remember all the things she's been in that I fapped to appreciated her in too.

Look at her face dude. One eye seems cockeyed, there is no roundness to it anymore and the way her hair is setup she almost looks like she's balding.


I just think that she has an absolutely stunningly beautiful face. I love her jawline and facial bone structure! :)
 
2014-01-24 02:03:19 PM
A Daily Fail article citing the National Enquirer as its story source? That's some believable stuff right there.
If she's getting something done, it's probably because she has a type of varicose vein that is either painful or get getting bigger.
 
2014-01-24 02:14:12 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: unfarkingbelievable: Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x865]

She looks awful.

I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW awful.

Much prefer he in the Mr and Mrs Smiths weight class.

I wish my own face looked as "EWWWW awful" as hers!

I am being serious. I mean, I remember all the things she's been in that I fapped to appreciated her in too.

Look at her face dude. One eye seems cockeyed, there is no roundness to it anymore and the way her hair is setup she almost looks like she's balding.


So the tabloids tried to use the absolute worst picture possible, even if they have to help things along with a liberal dash of Photoshop?

Must be a day ending in "y".
 
2014-01-24 02:16:02 PM
NO ONE IS LOOKING AT HER ARMS!!!!
 
2014-01-24 02:17:05 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Of course, they could all just eat a sammich, but Alternative is for Angelina to gain weight but that's 'not an option'


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2014-01-24 02:20:24 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x865]

She looks awful.

I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW awful.

Much prefer he in the Mr and Mrs Smiths weight class.


I don't want to be the bad guy here, but if you ask me, their son looks like the mail man, if you know what I mean.... and I think you do.
 
2014-01-24 02:33:01 PM
Still finding excuses to put off the wedding. Good on them ... gay marriage is finally more happenin'.
 
2014-01-24 02:34:16 PM

unitednihilists: Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x865]

She looks awful.

I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW awful.

Much prefer he in the Mr and Mrs Smiths weight class.

I don't want to be the bad guy here, but if you ask me, their son looks like the mail man, if you know what I mean.... and I think you do.


Hmm. He does have a striking resemblance to Karl Malone, but I suspect this is merely coincidence.
 
2014-01-24 02:42:07 PM
You know what might fix that? Eating a damn sandwich.
 
2014-01-24 02:42:31 PM
Obligatory:

♪♫ IT'S LIKE VE-I-EINS... ON YOUR WEDDING DAY... ♪ ♫
 
2014-01-24 02:55:29 PM

HAMMERTOE: Obligatory:

♪♫ IT'S LIKE VE-I-EINS... ON YOUR WEDDING DAY... ♪ ♫


I LOL'ed
 
2014-01-24 02:59:33 PM
Maybe if she adds 10 pounds and tries that. If that doesn't work, then she can get James Cameron involved
 
2014-01-24 03:01:51 PM
Sounds like she needs to consult the list of 12 things people take way too seriously from that other thread.
 
2014-01-24 03:04:36 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: someonelse: You people can slag on veiny arms all you want, but I'd take bulging veins any day over my tiny soft smooshy ones when it comes to getting chemo or blood tests. You want those veins to jump out and hump the needle, not roll over and hide like little sissy babies.

meh. A good nurse can find the vein on most people easily enough. Unfortunately, there are plenty of poor ones. I just love subcutaneous bleeding.


I've got veins that roll and collapse.  Getting blood drawn with a good nurse is normally relatively simple, but IV's always give them trouble.  Never a good sign when they have 3 different nurses called to give it a try.
 
2014-01-24 03:13:22 PM
You know, when I watched Salt and a few scenes that showed her running away, you could see it was quite a bit of effort for her to do so.  She needs some sammiches.  Badly.
 
2014-01-24 03:21:20 PM

indarwinsshadow: Somaticasual: Is it just me or does it look like their adopted son is in his mid 30s?

Looks like a forced perspective shot, doesn't it?


That picture is just odd.  Who's hand is that on Angelina's hip?
 
2014-01-24 03:28:33 PM

unitednihilists: Two Dogs Farking: Of course, they could all just eat a sammich, but Alternative is for Angelina to gain weight but that's 'not an option'
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RockNStroll: You know what might fix that? Eating a damn sandwich.


Did it ever occur to you all that not everyone spends every waking moment trying to NOT stuff their faces? Just because you're fat doesn't mean that the natural state of people is to force-feed themselves all day long.  People tend to be pretty slender when they eat only when they're hungry, and get some exercise. At least, I am. Sorry about what happened to your distended stomachs.
 
2014-01-24 03:34:12 PM

cryinoutloud: unitednihilists: Two Dogs Farking: Of course, they could all just eat a sammich, but Alternative is for Angelina to gain weight but that's 'not an option'
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RockNStroll: You know what might fix that? Eating a damn sandwich.

Did it ever occur to you all that not everyone spends every waking moment trying to NOT stuff their faces? Just because you're fat doesn't mean that the natural state of people is to force-feed themselves all day long.  People tend to be pretty slender when they eat only when they're hungry, and get some exercise. At least, I am. Sorry about what happened to your distended stomachs.


Do what now?
 
2014-01-24 04:21:57 PM

cryinoutloud: unitednihilists: Two Dogs Farking: Of course, they could all just eat a sammich, but Alternative is for Angelina to gain weight but that's 'not an option'
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RockNStroll: You know what might fix that? Eating a damn sandwich.

Did it ever occur to you all that not everyone spends every waking moment trying to NOT stuff their faces? Just because you're fat doesn't mean that the natural state of people is to force-feed themselves all day long.  People tend to be pretty slender when they eat only when they're hungry, and get some exercise. At least, I am. Sorry about what happened to your distended stomachs.


You sound emaciated and grouchy.
 
2014-01-24 04:37:46 PM
 
2014-01-24 04:38:13 PM

dallylamma: [i612.photobucket.com image 252x400]

Meh...she's no Scott Steiner


Man I feel old - I remember him when he looked like this:
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2014-01-24 04:49:15 PM

ShawnDoc: Wasilla Hillbilly: someonelse: You people can slag on veiny arms all you want, but I'd take bulging veins any day over my tiny soft smooshy ones when it comes to getting chemo or blood tests. You want those veins to jump out and hump the needle, not roll over and hide like little sissy babies.

meh. A good nurse can find the vein on most people easily enough. Unfortunately, there are plenty of poor ones. I just love subcutaneous bleeding.

I've got veins that roll and collapse.  Getting blood drawn with a good nurse is normally relatively simple, but IV's always give them trouble.  Never a good sign when they have 3 different nurses called to give it a try.


My veins are the same. I always know if I have a bad nurse when I explain to them what my veins do as well as point out where my best veins are (top of my left hand), and the nurse ignores me and roots around the inside of my elbow for twenty minutes.
 
2014-01-24 04:59:38 PM

cryinoutloud: unitednihilists: Two Dogs Farking: Of course, they could all just eat a sammich, but Alternative is for Angelina to gain weight but that's 'not an option'
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RockNStroll: You know what might fix that? Eating a damn sandwich.

Did it ever occur to you all that not everyone spends every waking moment trying to NOT stuff their faces? Just because you're fat doesn't mean that the natural state of people is to force-feed themselves all day long.  People tend to be pretty slender when they eat only when they're hungry, and get some exercise. At least, I am. Sorry about what happened to your distended stomachs.


Uh, read TFA maybe.

'If she took the time to bulk up, everything in her life - including the toll all the weight loss has taken on her body - would fall into place. But Angie's just too busy to eat

Doesn't sound like being skinny is her natural state.
 
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