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(Naked Security)   Not news: Man gets caught growing pot. News: After taking a selfie with his plant. Fark: From prison, with a smuggled smartphone   (nakedsecurity.sophos.com) divider line 25
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4846 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2014 at 1:27 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-24 01:27:49 PM  
Ta da!
 
2014-01-24 01:30:44 PM  
Case closed.

/maybe post a pic to Instacrime or Felonybook.
 
2014-01-24 01:34:06 PM  
iDumb.
 
2014-01-24 01:37:21 PM  
he should have sent it  into flowering when it was 1/4th that size!
 
2014-01-24 01:37:29 PM  
Pot? Internet? Cellphone? Very lax security? Should I ever find myself in an Austrian prison it ought to be pretty much like being sentenced to Camp Cupcake.
 
2014-01-24 01:40:37 PM  
That cell looks nicer than some apartments I've seen.
 
2014-01-24 01:40:37 PM  
I was thinking maybe he grew it in the back corner of the prison yard where it would be hard to find and you have some deniability. But no, he grew it right in his own cell. Dumbass.
 
2014-01-24 01:44:32 PM  

Evil Mackerel: That cell looks nicer than some apartments I've seen.


That's only because he has a beautiful plant.. You get a plant and it automatically ups the beauty of your space.
 
2014-01-24 01:48:42 PM  
Like a Boss!
 
2014-01-24 01:51:47 PM  
Ring ring ring ring ring, anal phone!
 
2014-01-24 01:53:27 PM  
So.  Naked Security isn't like Naked News then?
 
2014-01-24 01:54:54 PM  

NoahFenze: That's only because he has a beautiful plant.. You get a plant and it automatically ups the beauty of your space.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-01-24 02:03:12 PM  
He has nothing on the inmates at Orleans Parish Prison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_rRZ9ejTqU

Damn, they look to be having a terrific time!
 
2014-01-24 02:06:47 PM  
FTA:
"The horticulturist was understandably proud.
One look at the selfie he posted onto Facebook of himself with the plant shows why: it's a darn healthy looking specimen."

Uhh..  no.  It's a bunch of worthless leaves with no buds. Congrats, dumbass.
 
2014-01-24 02:07:08 PM  
OK, I can see how he could hide a cellphone in a jail cell, but that's a shrub.  Either the Guinness Book of Records people have a new winner in the "anal cavity size" category or the guards are pretty lax.
 
2014-01-24 02:08:37 PM  
This is why I don't bother to go on the Facebook anymore. Way too much derp going on around there. Plus, I'm tired of the friend pics of food like they are master chefs and all the "play this game" requests I get. I barely have enough time to read through Fark and then post comments!

/ well, there is always time for Fark
 
2014-01-24 02:12:17 PM  
Phones are more common in prison than in high school. Everyone has them. My brother-in-law calls from them all the time (doing 8 years in AZ for being caught with a gun as a felon - WTF?!?).
 
2014-01-24 02:15:50 PM  
Well, he has initiative.
 
2014-01-24 03:00:39 PM  

mottsnil: Pot? Internet? Cellphone? Very lax security? Should I ever find myself in an Austrian prison it ought to be pretty much like being sentenced to Camp Cupcake.


All German prisons are like this. Ja, even when they imprisoned the undesirables during WWII all prisons were like this. After all, let's not forget that Hitler was Austrian.

/some things just scream Godwin's law
 
2014-01-24 03:14:53 PM  
So, the moral of the story is don't take selfies if you don't wanna get caught. Guards won't even notice that it's right there in front of them as long as it's there's not a selfie involved. Apparently Chief Wiggum is the warden of that prison.
 
2014-01-24 03:17:50 PM  
What a dumbass, still I gotta admire the nerve of the guy.
 
2014-01-24 04:26:07 PM  
If you trim all the leaves you can have it growing anywhere and people will think it's bamboo or something.  A prisoner has the time to do this.
 
2014-01-24 04:26:53 PM  
The power of pot.

The most gangsta hood who has rejected education all his life is suddenly as educated as a guy with a 4 year degree when it comes to growing pot. Don't believe me go on youtube and look up pot growing videos.

when this guy gets out maybe he'll be a horticulturalist.
 
2014-01-24 05:24:49 PM  

Cygnus God of Balance: FTA:
"The horticulturist was understandably proud.
One look at the selfie he posted onto Facebook of himself with the plant shows why: it's a darn healthy looking specimen."
Uhh..  no.  It's a bunch of worthless leaves with no buds. Congrats, dumbass.


if youre going to talk shiat about the plant, talk about the droopyness of the leaves, not the fact that it is still vegging.
 
2014-01-24 08:42:40 PM  

tokinGLX: Cygnus God of Balance: FTA:
"The horticulturist was understandably proud.
One look at the selfie he posted onto Facebook of himself with the plant shows why: it's a darn healthy looking specimen."
Uhh..  no.  It's a bunch of worthless leaves with no buds. Congrats, dumbass.

if youre going to talk shiat about the plant, talk about the droopyness of the leaves, not the fact that it is still vegging.


No, talk shiat about the fact that this particular plant is a MALE.

They're easy to tell after having grown them for well over a decade.
 
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