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(CNN)   Good news, everybody, JPMorgan Chase boss Jamie Dimon is getting a raise this year   (money.cnn.com) divider line 14
    More: Spiffy, JPMorgan Chase & Co., Jamie Dimon, SNL Financial, London Whale, trading loss  
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431 clicks; posted to Business » on 24 Jan 2014 at 10:02 AM (11 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-24 10:15:58 AM
Why would he not?  JPMorgan Chase is making tons of money.

It's obviously not for the ethics at the company in recent times.
 
2014-01-24 10:31:45 AM
Parasites will suck your blood in both good times and bad.
 
2014-01-24 11:09:59 AM
If you pay off all the cops and still have money left over, you get to call your ill-gotten gains 'profit'.
 
2014-01-24 11:14:12 AM

aaronx: If you pay off all the cops and still have money left over, you get to call your ill-gotten gains 'profit'.


It helps too when you can pick and choose which regulator will regulate you.
 
2014-01-24 11:27:17 AM
Every day that those thieving, economy-crashing parasite bastards are not in prison is a victory for sociopaths everywhere.
 
2014-01-24 11:40:15 AM
Oh, thank God!

I know times have been rough for him. This raise should help out.
 
2014-01-24 11:49:05 AM
"SPIFFY" tag?  Really?...
 
2014-01-24 11:56:24 AM
You just know all of these guys got bonuses for securing the bailout money from the feds after they managed to get the bank on the brink of bankruptcy, too.
 
2014-01-24 01:41:55 PM
Our long national nightmare is over.   Dimon can finally afford full privileges again.   The Pool-only membership didn't have the Clubhouse dining...
 
2014-01-24 02:14:10 PM
They paid 20 Billion in fines so he deserves a raise.
 
2014-01-24 02:21:29 PM

BalugaJoe: They paid 20 Billion in fines so he deserves a raise.


Prosecution and asset confiscation might be more humane than a shareholder lynch mob, but your approach does have some small measure of merit.
 
2014-01-24 04:09:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-25 12:48:20 AM
I really wish someone would shoot this man. He's such a scumbag.
 
2014-01-25 07:19:41 AM
Obama has to be the worst socialist ever!!
 
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