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2014-01-24 11:19:31 AM  
Human skulls found at Salem recycling center belonged to dead man, officials say

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I thought they were from a live man!
 
2014-01-24 12:57:03 PM  
"Human skulls found at Salem recycling center belonged to dead man, officials say."

If he was alive then he'd be having a splitting headache right now.
 
2014-01-24 12:57:17 PM  

Walker: Human skulls found at Salem recycling center belonged to dead man, officials say

I thought they were from a live man!


Skulls, plural
 
2014-01-24 12:57:30 PM  

Walker: Human skulls found at Salem recycling center belonged to dead man, officials say

I thought they were from a live man!


Seems a reasonable use of the "obvious" tag.
 
2014-01-24 01:00:06 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Walker: Human skulls found at Salem recycling center belonged to dead man, officials say

I thought they were from a live man!

Skulls, plural


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2014-01-24 01:00:22 PM  

VladTheEmailer: Walker: Human skulls found at Salem recycling center belonged to dead man, officials say

I thought they were from a live man!

Seems a reasonable use of the "obvious" tag.


So, women don't have skulls now?
 
2014-01-24 01:00:44 PM  
There could still be a zombie apocalypse.  Removing the head is a foolproof way of killing a zombie.  What we have here is an environmentalist zombie slayer, who recycles his skulls rather than filling landfills with them.
 
2014-01-24 01:00:54 PM  
I would have expected to hear about a two-headed man long before he had died. How strange.
 
2014-01-24 01:03:35 PM  

nuqneh: There could still be a zombie apocalypse.  Removing the head is a foolproof way of killing a zombie.  What we have here is an environmentalist zombie slayer, who recycles his skulls rather than filling landfills with them.


Removing AND destroying the head.

Every watched Day of the Dead?  There was a non-destoyed head that was still alive in that one...
 
2014-01-24 01:13:37 PM  
It looks like someone already ate the brains.
 
2014-01-24 01:23:27 PM  
+1 subs
 
2014-01-24 01:25:33 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Walker: Human skulls found at Salem recycling center belonged to dead man, officials say

I thought they were from a live man!

Skulls, plural



The larger skull was from Pancho Villa when he was an adult.
The smaller skull was that of Pancho Villa when he was a child.

It's all perfectly logical.
 
2014-01-24 01:26:04 PM  

d23: nuqneh: There could still be a zombie apocalypse.  Removing the head is a foolproof way of killing a zombie.  What we have here is an environmentalist zombie slayer, who recycles his skulls rather than filling landfills with them.

Removing AND destroying the head.

Every watched Day of the Dead?  There was a non-destoyed head that was still alive in that one...


Indeed... the brain must be killed.

Still a good idea, the recycling thing.
 
2014-01-24 01:56:04 PM  
The author chimed in on the comment section with this gem

"So... was this headline too clever? "


It was too something author, but too clever......no
 
2014-01-24 03:09:16 PM  
Did anyone read the article and see that the skulls were formerly the possessions of a man who is now deceased?
 
2014-01-24 04:11:26 PM  
I don't think you can say that they really belonged to him.
 
2014-01-24 06:28:38 PM  
Has anyone asked this yet: how many heads did this guy have?
 
2014-01-24 06:31:48 PM  
Who throws a box into the recycling without seeing what's in it first? Some people are too stupid.
 
2014-01-24 06:39:43 PM  

d23: nuqneh: There could still be a zombie apocalypse.  Removing the head is a foolproof way of killing a zombie.  What we have here is an environmentalist zombie slayer, who recycles his skulls rather than filling landfills with them.

Removing AND destroying the head.

Every watched Day of the Dead?  There was a non-destoyed head that was still alive in that one...


We've seen that a few times in The Walking Dead, too.

Also, WTF headline: "Human skulls found at Salem recycling center belonged to dead man, officials say" - no shiat, really? Naw, I thought they found the missing part of this guy:

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2014-01-24 08:57:05 PM  

ukexpat: Has anyone asked this yet: how many heads did this guy have?


Three, so far.
 
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